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Author's note- this chapter's gonna be less violent…is that a good thing or a bad thing? You'll have to see…
Act Three
Fort Tomato
Sanosuke- what are you doing, Kenshin?
Kenshin- I'm building a fort
Yahiko- out of ketchup bottles?!
Kenshin- it's CATSUP!! CATSUP!!!!!!
Kaoru- since when do we have plastic ketchup bottles in the Magi era?
Sanosuke- got me
Kenshin- *muffled* it's almost done
Yahiko- we can't even see him anymore!
Kenshin- *peering from his fort* I christen this Fort Tomato!!
Yahiko- he christened his ketchup bottle fort?!
Kenshin- Catsup bottles!! CATSUP!
Kaoru- *approaching the fort* come on, Kenshin. It's time to-
Kenshin- *squirting Kaoru with…catsup* Stay back!! I'm warning you, I'm armed, that I am!!
Kaoru- why YOU- You're dead, Kenshin Himura!
Sanosuke- *holding Kaoru back* he really needs a doctor-
Megumi- *appearing out of nowhere* did someone say "doctor"?
Kenshin- STAY AWAY!! *squirts Megumi with catsup*
Megumi- HE SQUIRTED ME WITH KETCHUP!?!?
Kenshin- CATSUP!!
Yahiko- *holding Megumi back* calm down…we need to give him some space…=_=
Sanosuke- this is pathetic-
Kenshin- I said STAY BACK!! *throws his empty catsup bottle at Sanosuke*
Sanosuke- *controlling his temper*…
Yahiko- *reading the bottle label* so it really is catsup…
Marimo- you know, I didn't want you guys to have to-
Kaoru- don't be silly! We're fine!
Yahiko- speak for yourself-
Kenshin- wait- where's my sword!? Where'd it go!??
Kaoru- *holding up the reverse-blade sword* is this what you're looking for?
Kenshin- *aiming a catsup bottle* give that back!
Kaoru- put down the ketchup-
Kenshin- CATSUP!!
Kaoru-….put down the catsup, and I'll give you your sword back.
Kenshin- *slowly replacing his catsup bottle* ok, now give it back!
Kaoru- now get out of the fort.
Kenshin- never!
Kaoru- then you're not getting your sword back!
Kenshin- awwww…*leaves his fort* ok, hand it over!
Kaoru- *hands the sword back to Kenshin* here you go…Sanosuke, wreck the fort!!now!!
Sanosuke- why me?
Kaoru- Yahiko-
Kenshin- *patting his sword affectionately* everything's okay now, that it is…
Yahiko- I'm too tired…
Kaoru- fine, I'll do it myself-
Kenshin- *running back to his fort* I see what you're trying to do! I won't let you!!
Kaoru- Kenshin-
Kenshin- I WON'T LET YOU RUIN MY FORT!!!!
Megumi- come on Kenshin…
Kenshin- I said……..STAY-
Kaoru- watch it, I've got a bottle too!!
Kenshin- uh, where did you get that- *fort starts to collapse* NOOOOOOO!
Kaoru- oops…
Kenshin- m-m-my-my fort!!!! *looks at Kaoru* You'll pay!!!!!!!
Kaoru- what are you going to do??
Kenshin- *reveals a catsup bottle*
Kaoru- I dare yo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Kenshin- drat, I'm out of ammo
Kaoru- *half covered in catsup* Keeennn…..sssshhhhiiiiiinnnnnnn………Kkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnsssssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn…
Kenshin- *snaps back into his smart-but-still-nice personality* huh? What happened, Miss-
Kaoru- *yelling as loud as Misao does* I'm GONNA GET YOU KENSHIN!!!
Kenshin- what-did-I-do-this-time?!
Yahiko- wait Kaoru!! This act is supposed to be less violent!!
Kaoru-…*grabs a nearby catsup bottle* oh Keeennnssshhhiiinnn…
End of Act 3
