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Author's note- this chapter's gonna be less violent…is that a good thing or a bad thing? You'll have to see…

Act Three

Fort Tomato

Sanosuke- what are you doing, Kenshin?

Kenshin- I'm building a fort

Yahiko- out of ketchup bottles?!

Kenshin- it's CATSUP!! CATSUP!!!!!!

Kaoru- since when do we have plastic ketchup bottles in the Magi era?

Sanosuke- got me

Kenshin- *muffled* it's almost done

Yahiko- we can't even see him anymore!

Kenshin- *peering from his fort* I christen this Fort Tomato!!

Yahiko- he christened his ketchup bottle fort?!

Kenshin- Catsup bottles!! CATSUP!

Kaoru- *approaching the fort* come on, Kenshin. It's time to-

Kenshin- *squirting Kaoru with…catsup* Stay back!! I'm warning you, I'm armed, that I am!!

Kaoru- why YOU- You're dead, Kenshin Himura!

Sanosuke- *holding Kaoru back* he really needs a doctor-

Megumi- *appearing out of nowhere* did someone say "doctor"?

Kenshin- STAY AWAY!! *squirts Megumi with catsup*

Megumi- HE SQUIRTED ME WITH KETCHUP!?!?

Kenshin- CATSUP!!

Yahiko- *holding Megumi back* calm down…we need to give him some space…=_=

Sanosuke- this is pathetic-

Kenshin- I said STAY BACK!! *throws his empty catsup bottle at Sanosuke*

Sanosuke- *controlling his temper*…

Yahiko- *reading the bottle label* so it really is catsup…

Marimo- you know, I didn't want you guys to have to-

Kaoru- don't be silly! We're fine!

Yahiko- speak for yourself-

Kenshin- wait- where's my sword!? Where'd it go!??

Kaoru- *holding up the reverse-blade sword* is this what you're looking for?

Kenshin- *aiming a catsup bottle* give that back!

Kaoru- put down the ketchup-

Kenshin- CATSUP!!

Kaoru-….put down the catsup, and I'll give you your sword back.

Kenshin- *slowly replacing his catsup bottle* ok, now give it back!

Kaoru- now get out of the fort.

Kenshin- never!

Kaoru- then you're not getting your sword back!

Kenshin- awwww…*leaves his fort* ok, hand it over!

Kaoru- *hands the sword back to Kenshin* here you go…Sanosuke, wreck the fort!!now!!

Sanosuke- why me?

Kaoru- Yahiko-

Kenshin- *patting his sword affectionately* everything's okay now, that it is…

Yahiko- I'm too tired…

Kaoru- fine, I'll do it myself-

Kenshin- *running back to his fort* I see what you're trying to do! I won't let you!!

Kaoru- Kenshin-

Kenshin- I WON'T LET YOU RUIN MY FORT!!!!

Megumi- come on Kenshin…

Kenshin- I said……..STAY-

Kaoru- watch it, I've got a bottle too!!

Kenshin- uh, where did you get that- *fort starts to collapse* NOOOOOOO!

Kaoru- oops…

Kenshin- m-m-my-my fort!!!! *looks at Kaoru* You'll pay!!!!!!!

Kaoru- what are you going to do??

Kenshin- *reveals a catsup bottle*

Kaoru- I dare yo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Kenshin- drat, I'm out of ammo

Kaoru- *half covered in catsup* Keeennn…..sssshhhhiiiiiinnnnnnn………Kkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnsssssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn…

Kenshin- *snaps back into his smart-but-still-nice personality* huh? What happened, Miss-

Kaoru- *yelling as loud as Misao does* I'm GONNA GET YOU KENSHIN!!!

Kenshin- what-did-I-do-this-time?!

Yahiko- wait Kaoru!! This act is supposed to be less violent!!

Kaoru-…*grabs a nearby catsup bottle* oh Keeennnssshhhiiinnn…

End of Act 3