Disclaimer- I don't own RK or Sk8r Boi (you'll see). I do own this version of the song…I think…
Author's note- after someone mentioned "the Ketchup song" I decided to make my own ketchup
*Kenshin- CATSUP!*
…catsup song. Enjoy…I know it doesn't perfectly fit with the tune, but it's very very close so…if you sing it to yourself you'll probably be able to fit it with the music…
Act Four: Kenshin Sings…again…
Sano- ok, that was three acts! Let's GO!
Kaoru- that would be rude!
Kenshin- my fort…..she wrecked my fort…
Yahiko- what else can we do??
Kenshin- can I sing a song?
Kaoru- ah….*sweatdrop*
Kenshin- it's a story, actually….
Yahiko- *we're screwed anyway…* go ahead, Kenshin..
Kenshin- it's called "Catsup Boi" (a/n: sung to the tune of Sk8r Boi)
He was a guy,
She was a girl,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He had Catsup,
She had Ketchup,
What more can I say?
He made a fort,
She'd never tell,
That secretly she wanted his fort as well.
But all of her friends,
They stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with his fort Tomato.
He was a catsup boy,
She said see ya later boy,
His catsup wasn't good enough for her.
Her ketchup not a complete waste,
Her head was still up in space,
She needed to taste some catsup…
5 years from now,
She sits at home,
Eating her ketchup she's all alone.
Listening to the radio,
Wouldn't you know,
Catsup boy built Fort Tomato.
She calls up her friends,
They already know,
They have tickets to his catsup show.
She tags along,
Stands in the crowd,
Looks at the catsup that she turned down.
He was a catsup boy,
She said see ya later boy,
His catsup wasn't good enough for her.
Her ketchup not a complete waste,
Her head was still up in space,
She needed to taste some catsup…
Sorry girl that you missed out,
Well tough luck catsup's mine now,
It is more than just good food,
To take it away would just be rude!
He was a guy,
And it's just catsup,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He is in love,
Haven't you heard,
How it rocks his whole wide world?
He has the catsup now,
I said it's the catsup, pal,
It's what made Fort Tomato
The girl got really jealous,
Got really un-zealous,
And then she destroyed Fort Tomato…
He has the catsup now,
I said it's the catsup, pal,
It's what made Fort Tomato
The girl got really jealous,
Got really un-zealous,
And then she destroyed Fort Tomato…
Sano- well, that's…interesting…
Kenshin- it's true!!
Kaoru- why would I be jealous that you had catsup??
Kenshin- how would I know I'm not you!!
Yahiko- you're in love with catsup??
Kenshin-….well, actually, that's the only phrase that would fit…
Marimo- i think I can handle it from here….this act is over…
