KT: I have decided to do omake things for this series! This is my first time doing them, and I hope they are very funny! Let me know what you think!

Disclaimer: KT thought up Omake's. Any allusions that she may allude to are intentional and are owned by someone else. All omake's have the right to be clichéd and/or unoriginal. Omake's are supposed to be funny.

Omake ONE:

"Yeah, I packed last night. Are we just bringing all the stuff we brought with us here?" Jaren asked, over his shoulder.

"Yeah, and I'm bringing some food with us and I took the hotel shampoo and conditioner, soap, coffee, complimentary robes, a mini sewing kit, I think there were some shower caps, asprin, plastic cups, more coffee, sugar, creamer, Kleenex, pads of paper, pens, hotel bible, lotion, and I think there was a few things of chap-stick,"

"Wow...you swiped a lot..." Jaren stood there, surprised at how much complimentary things you could get in a hotel. :: What do we need a bible for?! ::

"Yup...the whole lot! I would've taken towels if I thought we needed them...what do you think?"

"I think take some. What about the sheets and pillows?"

"Its ancient China...you think their beds will be really clean? We'll pack em. Where's that extra suitcase we decided to bring?"

"The small one? Here, I put it under my bed," Jaren reached under the bed and handed it to Shelby as she walked into her room and began stripping the beds and stuffing in a few towels after the sheets and pillows.

"Hey...what about the mattresses?" Shelby turned chibi with an evil glint in her eye and a maliciously insane smile pasted on her face. "I don't think they'd miss them, do you?" Shelby stuck her head out of the doorframe, a grin lighting up her face.

"Sure, let's take them too! What about the battery operated coffee maker? You think that will be of use too?" Jaren, who had also turned SD, was excited now. They were taking anything and everything from this hotel room!

"YEAH! I mean...who knows how we'll make coffee in Kutou without it! What about the drapes? You think we can sell them for some money? I don't know if they've seen this kind of material in ancient China before!" Shelby stared at the drapes, contemplating how much they could get for them.

"Yeah, then we might not have to get a job! What about the table? I'm sure we can disassemble it!"

"YEAH!"

The rest of the half an hour was spent tearing up the apartment for other possible things they could take with. By the time they left the hotel, they were covered in sheets that held anything from lamps to wooden table legs and they looked a little like bandits.

KT: I'm sure this particular omake would be much funnier if made into a movie.

Omake TWO:

Kyoei closed the door and went into the living room, where she saw Shelby sitting on the couch and Jaren sitting on the floor, feet under the coffee table again. Kyoei stared at them, and Tsuomo walked out of the kitchen, holding The Universe of the Four Gods book in his left hand, and a glass of orange juice in another, which he was drinking. His shirt was untucked, he hadn't shaved, and his tie was loose around his neck. His pants were unbuttoned, but zipped, and his socks looked a week old. "Uncle?" Kyoei stared at him, finding it hard to believe that this was her uncle. She had never seen him this undone...he was always wearing a suit that always looked sharp and crisp on him. He never looked like he had just woken up and hadn't gotten dressed.

"Yes Kyoei?" Her uncle stopped drinking and turned around to look at her, staring at him.

She looked away, "Never mind," She looked at her feet, embarrassed. It wasn't her place to tell her uncle what he should be wearing.

Her uncle noticed, and said to her, "You think the outfit is a bit much?" He turned around, looking at his clothes. "This is how I look relaxed and unprepared for work. It helps with the stress," Her uncle smiled comically and hopped over to Kyoei. He drained the orange juice, and handed her the glass, then, after making sure the glass was secure in her hand, he threw off his black suit pants to reveal...WHITE BOXERS WITH BUNNIES ON THEM! Then he hopped around the room and started running in circles, waving his arms around.

"NO WORK!!! NO WORK!!!!!" Tsuomo started to hear the song "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" start up in his head, and he decided to write new lyrics to it. "I am the very model of a no-pants stress free worker guy! I've information nothing and my friends have big fat saucer eyes! I used to be respectable and didn't scare my friends this much. But then I went and drank some juice which is starting to give me hiccups!"

KT: We end this little scene with him still singing the lyrics, running around in circles still waving his arms around, and everyone else almost dying of heart failure. (. I told you I'd put that song in here somewhere! XD! The scary thing is...I used to dance like that when I was little... . *hides from embarassment*)

Omake THREE:

"There it is! That's the symbol! It means drum. Your name is Taiko!" Kyoei exclaimed, happy that he was able to get him symbol to appear, but at the same time, she saw a blue aura surround him. She walked a bit closer to him and noticed that his eyes were now a solid orange color. Jaren let out a loud scream, jumped up, and started running at a cabinet filled with nice china that has probably been in the Kigeki family for years now. Kyoei noticed what he was going after, and realized that destruction was probably his seishi power. "NO! NOT THE CHINA!" Kyoei reached out her hand, and Jaren stopped right in front of the cabinet, staring at it for a few moments longer. He ripped open the doors and carefully took out a teacup and a saucer. He pointed his finger in the cup and...tea came out. Wait...TEA CAME OUT! Kyoei and Shelby did a double take and stared at Jaren sipping daintily from the cup. They both had the deer-caught-in-headlights look pasted onto their faces as they nearly died of heart failure for the second time that day.

KT: Deer-caught-in-headlights look: ( O_O ) or (O.O) or ( O_O 0_0 o_o )

Till next chapter! I'll make more omake too! ^^ Unless you guys don't like them! ^^; BAI - KT -