Hey peeps, this is my omake for chapter five. I should probably do three, but I can't think of any more... (which might or might not be because I stayed up till 5:30 in the morning and woke up at 9:50...) But what fun I had last night! I got to watch Excel Saga for the first time ever! HAIL LORD IIMPALAZZO!!!!! (or however you spell the guy's name) (heh heh heh) And The Count of Monte Cristo, and The Birdcage (for the second time!!! WHOO!!! You all have to see that movie! It's GREAT!), and the first DVD in the X series! (Kakiyo is so PRETTY!) And then my friend drew me a picture for doing something or the other...which I don't remember what now...but she drew me a picture because I did something...OH wait! I remember! She said she'd draw me a picture if I told her what I was going to say about the picture she was drawing! Yeah! So I was happy I got a picture for that, and it's nice and inked, but I'm leaving on vacation tomorrow, and I can't have the picture yet, and I can't even see it inked! ;-; I am so sad! Oh well, I'll see it when I get back! I try for one more omake than this one. Enjoy what I wrote here even if I don't give you one more omake! Till the 17 or possibly the 18 of August! - KT

Disclaimer: KT thought up Omake's. Any allusions that she may allude to are intentional and are owned by someone else. All omake's have the right to be clichéd and/or unoriginal. Omake's are supposed to be funny.

Omake ONE:

Kakeru turned to look at Kyougen, "What are you all doing here?" Kakeru demanded from them.

"Well...who are you to ask?! The Emperor?!" Shelby rolled out from under the bed, stood up, and put her hands on her hips. Kakeru stood up to his full height, and put his hands on his hips too.

"Why yes...actually!" Kakeru smiled at Shelby as she looked at him with big saucer eyes.

"B-but...but but but...NOOOOOOOOO!" Shelby broke down and slumped to the floor. "How can someone who looks nothing like His Majesty Hotohori be the emperor?! He doesn't even look a bit like Lady Houki or little Boushin! Why? WHY?!" Music swells dramatically as Shelby collapses on the floor, a single spotlight on her, and the rest of the background faded black. "How cruel the world can be!"

KT: And out scene ends. I'm really not inspired to write any omake's right now...I'm trying though! This one just came to mind and I thought I'd write it down and see what you thought.

Omake TWO:

"Kakeru...they don't have any money. They came to take Tama's because he won't ever be coming back here, and they need it more than he does. Please don't punish them! They are the new Seiryuu seishi, and they need to be getting to Kutou!" Sukunai explained things to Kakeru, even without asking the people why they were there.

:: Have we met her before? :: Shelby tilted her head to the side and looked at the girl who was just revealed as another Seiryuu seishi.

"OK...I suppose it's OK if they need it that badly..." Kakeru still eyed Shelby, Kyougen, and Taiko suspiciously.

"We'll give you something in return, if you want," Kyougen offered.

"Like what?" Kakeru wondered what they have that he might want.

Kyougen thought for a moment, before turning to Shelby, who nodded 'yes' to whatever it was she was going to give away, "Like...UGH...a toothbrush and some toothpaste! And maybe a hairbrush and some lovely shampoo and conditioner! Or possibly we should give you some complimentary Kleenex for when you catch a cold, or a mint with some lovely flavor to it..." Kyougen kept rattling things off that they could give to the emperor, not daring to give away their sheets or pillows, though.

KT: OK, that wasn't as funny, but...that's just some of the things that I thought some guy from another world might need and/or want from a more technologically superior world.