KT - OK so here are the omake's!!! For all of you who didn't figure this out all by your smart selves, I re-edited chapter 7 (11). It's easier to read, and it has more scenes added to it. So...*points to the last chapter* GO READ IT! If you haven't already.... XD! Anyhoo...if anyone ever thinks up a funny idea for an omake, please let me know about it! I'm struck with funny ones, every now and again (like if I'm watching an anime and think OH that would be so funny if incorporated into my story!), but these things don't just come out of thin air, ya know! (OK so they do, but...it's not as easy as it looks! I SWEAR! OK, perhaps it is, but sometimes, harder than others!) Now, in this particular omake...I can't seem to think of anything funny... (or perhaps I haven't found it yet...) BUT I did think of something funny from the original FY series. All of you who have read past like manga book...(three, maybe) then you're OK (I think...). And I don't know the exact anime episode. I think it's after tape 4 or 5... (It's the tape before the one with Yui on the cover in the first series). Yesterday I went shopping for all kinds of new clothes! Yay! I even found two new pairs of shoes!!!!! (OMG it's a miracle! I never find shoes I like. I hate shoe shopping, and after a while, clothes shopping is annoying too. I won't tell you about my undergarment escapades, though. XD!) Anyways, I also bought these really kewl earrings. The first pair has all these little silver stars hanging downward, and the pair I'm wearing now, has three hoops. One hanging higher than the other. They're both dangly earrings! =D! I love dangly earrings! AND I love stretchy pants (my mom calls them polyester pants, and she hates them, well that's too bad for her XP!). Now, thanks to Rhapsody, I have fallen in love with the song Les Poisson now too! XD! I was able to buy Demon Diary manga book 2 and 3 on my shopping spree too! I was so happy when my mom said I could get them! =D! I've already read them, of course...but they were good all the same! ^^. I've just been struck with a good idea for my omake!!!! =O! WOW! It came just like that! ^^ YAY! OK so now I have two ideas. And now I'll write them, so you can get on with your lives! XD!
Omake ONE (the one from the original FY series, for all of you who haven't seen a lot, this will be a spoiler):
Miaka: I'm coming, Yui... *clasps the UotFG book* Tamahome! *disappears in a red flash, leaving a very confused Keisuke*
*in the book world, we all see Hotohori listening to his advisors in a meeting*
Miaka: *suddenly falls out of the sky on Hotohori's neck* OH...Hotohori! ^^; I didn't...sorry... *gets off Hotohori*
Hotohori: *isn't moving*
Miaka: *pokes Hotohori* Hotohori...I didn't break you neck, did I? I swear I don't weigh THAT much! Come on! Stop fooling around!
Advisor #1: Your Highness?
*all advisors stare at Hotohori worriedly*
Miaka: *picks his head up off the table* Hotohori???
Hotohori: *has a funny expression on his face* *his eyes are open and looking skyward, with little lines trailing below his eyes*
Miaka: *her crime finally sets in* OMG! I killed Hotohori!!!!! I killed the emperor!!!!! *realizes what she just said, and watches as all of Hotohori's advisors glare daggers at her*
Advisor #2: *goes to get the guards as all of the other advisors guard Miaka and the door*
Miaka: ^^; Will it help if I say I'm sorry? *stares at her captors* OK, perhaps not...maybe if I give you some money... *stares at them again* OK, so you're not Tamahome...*stares at the windows and starts to move towards them, just as the guards come in* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!! SUZAKU SAVE ME!!!!! *is dragged away by the guards*
KT: That was done in script format. I write like that in role-plays, and in my author's notes. All the things inside the asterisks (if you didn't already figure this out) are actions. What do you think of this one? I just thought it up because I always thought her landing on Hotohori in that one book/anime episode would've hurt more than Hotohori let on. Or at least if it were in real life, ya know! *tries to put away the Chichiri saying*
Omake TWO:
Kyougen was walking down the hallway, back to her room. She had been dining with everyone else, and drinking quite a bit. She had never drunk alcohol before, so she was very _______ (can't think of the word, so she leaves it for her readers to put in. HINT: It is a more modern word for drunk). In this state of mind, she starts to remember a favorite movie of hers when she was little.
:: The Little Mermaid... :: Kyougen shifts into the big fat butcher that was trying to kill Sebastian (cleaver and all). Suddenly, music starts from nowhere, and Kyougen is humming to it, before breaking into song. "Les poissons. Les poissons. How I love les poissons! Love to chop, and to serve little fish. First I cut off their heads, then I pull out the bones! Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish!" Kyougen started twirling and dancing down the hallway, eventually crashing into Taiko's door, but not falling through it. This caused Taiko to stop what he was doing in his room, and go to see who was outside. He was hoping his sister hadn't gotten herself drunk. Les poissons, les poissons! Hee hee hee, hah hah hah! With the cleaver I hack them in two! I pull out what's inside, and I serve it up fried! God, I love little fishes, don't you?" Taiko pulled open the door to come face to face with the big fat butcher from The Little Mermaid.
"Kyougen?!" Taiko was almost positive that a Little Mermaid character wouldn't be in the UotFG, so he thought maybe Kyougen was the one who had gotten drunk, and she had turned herself into this big guy.
"Hmmmmm?" Kyougen opened her eyes and stared at her fellow seishi. (KT: *skips a big section of song*) "Zut alors, I have missed one!" Kyougen, playing in character, and being as drunk as she was, mistook Taiko for a crab. "Sacre bleu! What is this? How on earth could I miss such a sweet little succulent crab?" Kyougen clasped her hands on Taiko's face, dragging him out of his room. Taiko turned chibi, and tried to get away from Kyougen. Having seen TLM himself, he knew what was coming next. "Quel dommage! What a loss! Here we go in the sauce. Now some flour, I think, just a dab," Kyougen poured some sake on Taiko as she sang, pulled some flour out of her pocket, and rubbed that on Taiko as well. Taiko coughed at from the flour, and shivered from the sake, still trying desperately to get away from Kyougen.
"Leggo, LEGGO!" Taiko tried again, to no avail, as Kyougen laughed like a maniac.
"Now I stuff you with bread! It don't hurt 'cause you're dead, and you're certainly lucky you are! 'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot! Toodle loo mon poisson, au revoir!" Kyougen stuffed a loaf on bread in Taiko's mouth, and dropped him on the floor as the non-existent (yet still there/playing) music, ended. Promptly after being deposited on the floor, Taiko started to crawl back to his room, trying to not be noticed, because in the next scene he would be chased with the cleaver. "OH! Still alive?!" Kyougen grabbed Taiko, as tears of fear streamed down his face. He had never liked TLM, and this just intensified his dislike.
"I'm not a crab, stupid," Taiko stared at Kyougen with an annoyed look on his face.
"We have a lively one here!" Kyougen's eyes took on an insane look, as she raised the cleaver in the air. At that moment, Taiko was able to scramble out of her grasp and run down the hall, waving his arms around. Kyougen ran after him with the cleaver, laughing insanely, as she shape shifted back into her usual form.
KT: SO! What do you think?! XD! I thought this up as I was listening to the song Les Poisson from TLM. I got to liking this song, all because Rhapsody brought it up! XD! This is the last omake. I couldn't think up anymore. After reading chapter 8, please submit any omake's you think up from some of the scenes in my omake. Don't write the thing for me, but give me a general idea, so I can write it to my liking, and yours. You get the idea, though, I think. You're all smart people, so I don't have to do much explaining to you. (BTW, I still don't like swimming. Any suggestions? My parents still won't let me quit. T_T)
KT: Bai now!!! Till next chapter (which I hope to write tomorrow, unless I'm forced to go on the boat tomorrow. Don't ask. I don't feel like explaining) I haven't second edited this chapter, so please excuse any spelling mistakes. I'll reedit and then repost, so you can reread and be happy. L8er then! - KT
Omake ONE (the one from the original FY series, for all of you who haven't seen a lot, this will be a spoiler):
Miaka: I'm coming, Yui... *clasps the UotFG book* Tamahome! *disappears in a red flash, leaving a very confused Keisuke*
*in the book world, we all see Hotohori listening to his advisors in a meeting*
Miaka: *suddenly falls out of the sky on Hotohori's neck* OH...Hotohori! ^^; I didn't...sorry... *gets off Hotohori*
Hotohori: *isn't moving*
Miaka: *pokes Hotohori* Hotohori...I didn't break you neck, did I? I swear I don't weigh THAT much! Come on! Stop fooling around!
Advisor #1: Your Highness?
*all advisors stare at Hotohori worriedly*
Miaka: *picks his head up off the table* Hotohori???
Hotohori: *has a funny expression on his face* *his eyes are open and looking skyward, with little lines trailing below his eyes*
Miaka: *her crime finally sets in* OMG! I killed Hotohori!!!!! I killed the emperor!!!!! *realizes what she just said, and watches as all of Hotohori's advisors glare daggers at her*
Advisor #2: *goes to get the guards as all of the other advisors guard Miaka and the door*
Miaka: ^^; Will it help if I say I'm sorry? *stares at her captors* OK, perhaps not...maybe if I give you some money... *stares at them again* OK, so you're not Tamahome...*stares at the windows and starts to move towards them, just as the guards come in* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!! SUZAKU SAVE ME!!!!! *is dragged away by the guards*
KT: That was done in script format. I write like that in role-plays, and in my author's notes. All the things inside the asterisks (if you didn't already figure this out) are actions. What do you think of this one? I just thought it up because I always thought her landing on Hotohori in that one book/anime episode would've hurt more than Hotohori let on. Or at least if it were in real life, ya know! *tries to put away the Chichiri saying*
Omake TWO:
Kyougen was walking down the hallway, back to her room. She had been dining with everyone else, and drinking quite a bit. She had never drunk alcohol before, so she was very _______ (can't think of the word, so she leaves it for her readers to put in. HINT: It is a more modern word for drunk). In this state of mind, she starts to remember a favorite movie of hers when she was little.
:: The Little Mermaid... :: Kyougen shifts into the big fat butcher that was trying to kill Sebastian (cleaver and all). Suddenly, music starts from nowhere, and Kyougen is humming to it, before breaking into song. "Les poissons. Les poissons. How I love les poissons! Love to chop, and to serve little fish. First I cut off their heads, then I pull out the bones! Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish!" Kyougen started twirling and dancing down the hallway, eventually crashing into Taiko's door, but not falling through it. This caused Taiko to stop what he was doing in his room, and go to see who was outside. He was hoping his sister hadn't gotten herself drunk. Les poissons, les poissons! Hee hee hee, hah hah hah! With the cleaver I hack them in two! I pull out what's inside, and I serve it up fried! God, I love little fishes, don't you?" Taiko pulled open the door to come face to face with the big fat butcher from The Little Mermaid.
"Kyougen?!" Taiko was almost positive that a Little Mermaid character wouldn't be in the UotFG, so he thought maybe Kyougen was the one who had gotten drunk, and she had turned herself into this big guy.
"Hmmmmm?" Kyougen opened her eyes and stared at her fellow seishi. (KT: *skips a big section of song*) "Zut alors, I have missed one!" Kyougen, playing in character, and being as drunk as she was, mistook Taiko for a crab. "Sacre bleu! What is this? How on earth could I miss such a sweet little succulent crab?" Kyougen clasped her hands on Taiko's face, dragging him out of his room. Taiko turned chibi, and tried to get away from Kyougen. Having seen TLM himself, he knew what was coming next. "Quel dommage! What a loss! Here we go in the sauce. Now some flour, I think, just a dab," Kyougen poured some sake on Taiko as she sang, pulled some flour out of her pocket, and rubbed that on Taiko as well. Taiko coughed at from the flour, and shivered from the sake, still trying desperately to get away from Kyougen.
"Leggo, LEGGO!" Taiko tried again, to no avail, as Kyougen laughed like a maniac.
"Now I stuff you with bread! It don't hurt 'cause you're dead, and you're certainly lucky you are! 'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot! Toodle loo mon poisson, au revoir!" Kyougen stuffed a loaf on bread in Taiko's mouth, and dropped him on the floor as the non-existent (yet still there/playing) music, ended. Promptly after being deposited on the floor, Taiko started to crawl back to his room, trying to not be noticed, because in the next scene he would be chased with the cleaver. "OH! Still alive?!" Kyougen grabbed Taiko, as tears of fear streamed down his face. He had never liked TLM, and this just intensified his dislike.
"I'm not a crab, stupid," Taiko stared at Kyougen with an annoyed look on his face.
"We have a lively one here!" Kyougen's eyes took on an insane look, as she raised the cleaver in the air. At that moment, Taiko was able to scramble out of her grasp and run down the hall, waving his arms around. Kyougen ran after him with the cleaver, laughing insanely, as she shape shifted back into her usual form.
KT: SO! What do you think?! XD! I thought this up as I was listening to the song Les Poisson from TLM. I got to liking this song, all because Rhapsody brought it up! XD! This is the last omake. I couldn't think up anymore. After reading chapter 8, please submit any omake's you think up from some of the scenes in my omake. Don't write the thing for me, but give me a general idea, so I can write it to my liking, and yours. You get the idea, though, I think. You're all smart people, so I don't have to do much explaining to you. (BTW, I still don't like swimming. Any suggestions? My parents still won't let me quit. T_T)
KT: Bai now!!! Till next chapter (which I hope to write tomorrow, unless I'm forced to go on the boat tomorrow. Don't ask. I don't feel like explaining) I haven't second edited this chapter, so please excuse any spelling mistakes. I'll reedit and then repost, so you can reread and be happy. L8er then! - KT
