PurplePixie: Hi, y'all! I'm up with another fanfic! My sister and I came up
with this idea after we came home from our own trip to mexico! ^_^ Hehe,
everybody say "Hi" to *dun dun DUN* Rina! Also known as the BlueJellyfish!
BlueJellyfish: *pops in out of nowhere* Hi! -^_^- *waves*
PurpleP: YAY! Now I have someone to help me with fics!
BlueJ: When did I ever say that I'd help you?
PurpleP: Gourry and Lina could be in it.
BlueJ: REALLY?! YAY! Okay, I'll help. ^_^
PurpleP: Okay, now that THAT is settled, lets start the ficcie!
BlueJ: Hey, don't you have to say a disclaimer?
PurpleP: Oh, yeah. I don't own Xelloss, Gourry, Lina, or any other
characters in the Slayers.
BlueJ: HAH! You can't own them because I, THE GREAT JELLYFISH, OWN THEM
ALL!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
PurpleP: .No you don't.
BlueJ: Aww, come on! Can't we just PRETEND!? T-T
PurpleP: Anyways, I don't own the "Wheels on the Bus" song either. And I
most definitely don't own Mexico.
BlueJ: Duh.
PurpleP: Now, on with--!
BlueJ: ON WITH THE FANFIC!
PurpleP: YOU CUT ME OFF!!
BlueJ: =P Nyah, nyah!
~*The Slayers: Mexico!*~
"Where is that STUPID BUS?!"
Lina paced around the parking lot that they were waiting at with Amelia, Naga, Gourry, Zelgadis, Filia, and other people waiting for the bus.
"Miss Lina, please be patient. It's unjust to call people and/or buses stupid!" Amelia exclaimed to the fuming Lina.
"Yeah, well it is a STUPID BUS! I woke up at 6:00 a.m. so that we wouldn't miss the bus. It was supposed to come at 7:30 a.m. IT'S 11:00 a.m.!!!! WHERE'S THAT STUPID DRIVER?!!" Lina was, needless to say, very cranky.
"OHOHOHOHO! He's probably to afraid to come 10 feet close to YOU!"
"Shut up, Naga." "Well, Lina. Tell me again just WHY we are here in the first place," Zelgadiss glance at the raging sorceress from his seat on a black suitcase. "Instead of waiting here, I could be looking for my CURE right now!"
"Yes, Miss Lina. This trip is just a waste of time." Filia said, sipping from a teacup. "Oh, come on, guys!" Lina rested from her ranting to turn to Zelgadiss, whom was surrounded by suitcases and duffle bags. "You need a break from all that searching! You never get a vacation! You need a chance to relax!" "Hey, Lina!" Gourry's cheerful voice called towards Lina. "Where are we going, again?" "Grrr, JELLYFISH FOR BRAINS!!" Lina promptly bopped Gourry on the head. "We're going on a trip to Mexico for a day! How many times do I have to tell you?!" "Lina, if he never remembered anything before, do you really expect him to remember anything now?" "Hey, Lina! It's that guy with the weird hair!" "XELLOS! What are you doing here?" Lina glared at the priest/general, whom had just popped out of nowhere. "I'm not in a good mood, right now. So, no 'That's-a-Secret' stuff." "Yeah, namagomi! What ARE you doing here?" Filia gave him an even eviler glare. "My, my, aren't we grumpy today?" Xellos gave them his little usual grin. "Is it so wrong for one to want to go on a trip with his friends?" "First of all," Zelgadis pointed up a finger (Kyomi: NOT THAT FINGER!). "We're not your 'friends'. And secondly," He raised another finger. "Yes, it is wrong for us to let you join us. I'm supposed to go on this trip in order to relax, not get a migraine." "Oh, it's okay. I know you'd miss me if I didn't go--" "NO, WE WON'T!" Both Zel and Filia shouted at the genki mazoku. "-So I decided to come along! I also brought along a couple of.friends with me." "Oh, and where are they, Mr. Xellos?" Amelia asked, curiosity getting the better of her. "Why, they're back at the bus." "BUS?! WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?!!" Lina dragged Xellos by his collar down to eye level. "Hey, how could they be on the bus, if the bus never came?" "Well, it was parked for 4 hours about 3 blocks away from here." "." There was silence. "Lina?" "." "Lina-chan?" "So, you're telling me that we were waiting HERE all this time for no reason?" "The bus driver got lost." Lina snapped. "EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES DID HE GET LOST ON HIS WAY HERE?!!" "About 12 times." "Congratulations, Gourry," Zelgadis said sarcastically. "We finally found your long-lost brother." "I had a brother?" Gourry watched as everyone facefaulted. "Really? Yay! I'll teach him how to use a sword, and how to steal Lina's food, and how to play catch, and we'll be together FOREVER!!" "Hey, was the driver hot?" Naga asked. "He's 60 years old. So if you like old wrinkly men.yes." "He's 60 years old??" Gourry looked a bit disappointed until an idea struck him. His face brightened up. "Then I'll teach him how to chew his food, and how to cross the street, and how to use a wheel chair (BlueJ: *imagines Gourry pushing an old man in a wheel chair off a cliff* Poor old man.), and how to wave around his cane at all the little kids that bother him, and--" "Mr. Gourry, Mr. Zelgadis was just kidding." Amelia started to gather up the luggage. "You don't have a long-lost brother." "That's just what he WANTS me to think," Gourry said, looking serious. "And then when my back is turned, HE'LL TAKE MY LITT-uh.OLDER BROTHER AWAY!!" Everyone sweatdropped before Lina walked over and pulled on Gourry's ear. "COME ON! LETS GET TO THAT STUPID BUS, ALREADY!!" Lina started walking towards the bus, while dragging Gourry along by the ear. "Oooow! Lina! My EAR!!"
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PurpleP: YAY! Chapter 1 is done! BlueJ: So.*turns to readers (if they're still there)* Did you like it? Did you hate it? Did you fall asleep before you got a chance to read it? Tell us! PurpleP: Yeah! We want to know what you think of it! So pretty please R&R! BlueJ: *nods* *does puppy-dog eyes* Pretty please with sugar lumps and sprinkles on top? *cricket chirps* PurpleP: *sweatdrop* Oh, come on!
~*The Slayers: Mexico!*~
"Where is that STUPID BUS?!"
Lina paced around the parking lot that they were waiting at with Amelia, Naga, Gourry, Zelgadis, Filia, and other people waiting for the bus.
"Miss Lina, please be patient. It's unjust to call people and/or buses stupid!" Amelia exclaimed to the fuming Lina.
"Yeah, well it is a STUPID BUS! I woke up at 6:00 a.m. so that we wouldn't miss the bus. It was supposed to come at 7:30 a.m. IT'S 11:00 a.m.!!!! WHERE'S THAT STUPID DRIVER?!!" Lina was, needless to say, very cranky.
"OHOHOHOHO! He's probably to afraid to come 10 feet close to YOU!"
"Shut up, Naga." "Well, Lina. Tell me again just WHY we are here in the first place," Zelgadiss glance at the raging sorceress from his seat on a black suitcase. "Instead of waiting here, I could be looking for my CURE right now!"
"Yes, Miss Lina. This trip is just a waste of time." Filia said, sipping from a teacup. "Oh, come on, guys!" Lina rested from her ranting to turn to Zelgadiss, whom was surrounded by suitcases and duffle bags. "You need a break from all that searching! You never get a vacation! You need a chance to relax!" "Hey, Lina!" Gourry's cheerful voice called towards Lina. "Where are we going, again?" "Grrr, JELLYFISH FOR BRAINS!!" Lina promptly bopped Gourry on the head. "We're going on a trip to Mexico for a day! How many times do I have to tell you?!" "Lina, if he never remembered anything before, do you really expect him to remember anything now?" "Hey, Lina! It's that guy with the weird hair!" "XELLOS! What are you doing here?" Lina glared at the priest/general, whom had just popped out of nowhere. "I'm not in a good mood, right now. So, no 'That's-a-Secret' stuff." "Yeah, namagomi! What ARE you doing here?" Filia gave him an even eviler glare. "My, my, aren't we grumpy today?" Xellos gave them his little usual grin. "Is it so wrong for one to want to go on a trip with his friends?" "First of all," Zelgadis pointed up a finger (Kyomi: NOT THAT FINGER!). "We're not your 'friends'. And secondly," He raised another finger. "Yes, it is wrong for us to let you join us. I'm supposed to go on this trip in order to relax, not get a migraine." "Oh, it's okay. I know you'd miss me if I didn't go--" "NO, WE WON'T!" Both Zel and Filia shouted at the genki mazoku. "-So I decided to come along! I also brought along a couple of.friends with me." "Oh, and where are they, Mr. Xellos?" Amelia asked, curiosity getting the better of her. "Why, they're back at the bus." "BUS?! WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?!!" Lina dragged Xellos by his collar down to eye level. "Hey, how could they be on the bus, if the bus never came?" "Well, it was parked for 4 hours about 3 blocks away from here." "." There was silence. "Lina?" "." "Lina-chan?" "So, you're telling me that we were waiting HERE all this time for no reason?" "The bus driver got lost." Lina snapped. "EXACTLY HOW MANY TIMES DID HE GET LOST ON HIS WAY HERE?!!" "About 12 times." "Congratulations, Gourry," Zelgadis said sarcastically. "We finally found your long-lost brother." "I had a brother?" Gourry watched as everyone facefaulted. "Really? Yay! I'll teach him how to use a sword, and how to steal Lina's food, and how to play catch, and we'll be together FOREVER!!" "Hey, was the driver hot?" Naga asked. "He's 60 years old. So if you like old wrinkly men.yes." "He's 60 years old??" Gourry looked a bit disappointed until an idea struck him. His face brightened up. "Then I'll teach him how to chew his food, and how to cross the street, and how to use a wheel chair (BlueJ: *imagines Gourry pushing an old man in a wheel chair off a cliff* Poor old man.), and how to wave around his cane at all the little kids that bother him, and--" "Mr. Gourry, Mr. Zelgadis was just kidding." Amelia started to gather up the luggage. "You don't have a long-lost brother." "That's just what he WANTS me to think," Gourry said, looking serious. "And then when my back is turned, HE'LL TAKE MY LITT-uh.OLDER BROTHER AWAY!!" Everyone sweatdropped before Lina walked over and pulled on Gourry's ear. "COME ON! LETS GET TO THAT STUPID BUS, ALREADY!!" Lina started walking towards the bus, while dragging Gourry along by the ear. "Oooow! Lina! My EAR!!"
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PurpleP: YAY! Chapter 1 is done! BlueJ: So.*turns to readers (if they're still there)* Did you like it? Did you hate it? Did you fall asleep before you got a chance to read it? Tell us! PurpleP: Yeah! We want to know what you think of it! So pretty please R&R! BlueJ: *nods* *does puppy-dog eyes* Pretty please with sugar lumps and sprinkles on top? *cricket chirps* PurpleP: *sweatdrop* Oh, come on!
