BlueJellyfish: We're BA~CK! ^_^ PurplePixie: Did yah miss us? ^_^ *crickets chirp* PurpleP & BlueJ: *sweatdrop* PurpleP: *sarcastically* Don't all rush up with hugs now.*bats away sweatdrop* Anyway, Ri-chan and I decided to add another chapter. BlueJ: Whether you people like it or not! BWAHAHAHA!! XD PurpleP: *bops BlueJ on the head* Don't scare the readers! BlueJ: We have readers? Wow.I thought they learned to stop reading and run while they still can when they read your first fic. *rubs the bump on her head* PurpleP: Shut UP!! *thwaps BlueJ* Grrr.Anyways, I don't own any of the Slayers cast. BlueJ: Do we really have to mention that we don't own Mexico? 'Cause that's an obvious fact. PurpleP: Yup, very true. Anyway, On.*glances at BlueJ* BlueJ: *halo appears over her head* PurpleP: ^_^ On with the- BlueJ: On with the fanfic! ;D PurpleP: Grrrr.*glares*

~*The Slayers: Mexico - Chapter 2*~

"There's the bus, Lina," Xellos pointed to a blue and white bus, where an old bus driver stood waiting.
"FINALLY!" Lina rushed to the bus (still dragging Gourry's ear). She was so happy to see the bus. Then she saw the bus driver. "YOU!!"
"Hello, miss! My name is George and I'll be your busdri-ACK!!" Sadly, the bus driver never had a chance to finish his sentence before he was attacked and forced to experience the all mighty wrath of Lina Inverse.

"YOU STUPID BUS DRIVER!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WAIT SO LONG!? I HAD TO WAKE UP EXTRA EARLY BECAUSE OF YOU!!"

"Please *gag* miss I *wheeze* got *choke* LOST!" George, the bus driver managed to say while he was put into a headlock.

"Miss Lina! Let Mr. George go, right now! It is unjust and mean to punish someone for getting lost! It is very wrong to act so cruelly towards your elders. Instead of acting so violently, a true hero of justice would give a lost person directions. That way, everyone would be happy and spread more happiness and justice to the WORL-mph! Mmyph!" Amelia would have continued her ranting, but (fortunately.) Naga slapped her hand over Amelia's mouth.

"Urgh, Sis, no offense.but your speeches are more horrible than my laugh! OHOHOHOHOHO!"

"Lina! Don't choke the poor guy to death!" Filia rushed to Lina and pried her arms off the old man. "If he dies, then there would be no one to drive the bus."

"Urgh.fine." Lina handed her luggage to the bus driver. "You're lucky that my friends don't want you dead, 'cause if they did you would be." Lina glared one last time at George, and then climbed onto the bus.

"Uh.here you go," Filia and the rest of the group also handed the driver their bags before following Lina onto the bus.

"We're finally on the bus-AAHHHHHH!!" The sight that greeted her was very disturbing: the dark lords, all the dark lords. Deep Sea Dolphin was jumping around on in her seat, twirling a salmon; Phibrizo (whom was sitting in the seat in front of Dolphin) was ducking from the swinging fish and threatening to break its soul orb. Zelas drinking wine and shouting encouraging words to Dolphin. Gaav was using his sword to try to cut off the salmon's head everytime Dolphin tried to slap it into his face; Valgaav was yelling rude comments at Dolphin until he was smacked on the head with it. Meanwhile, Dynast was sitting next to Phibrizo, scowling and twitching.

"I will not let them get on my nerves, I will not let them get on my nerves, I will not let them get on my nerves." Dynast chanted.

"Fishie FLY!!!" Dolphin screeched and swung her fish at random dark lords.

"DOLPHIN!! STOP TRYING TO HIT ME BEFORE I BREAK YOUR SOUL ORB!!"

"PHIBRIZO?!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!" Lina shouted over all the chaos. The rest of the group (except Xellos and Gourry. Xel went back to his seat next to Beast Master and Gourry's too dumb to know what's going on) was too shocked to say anything.

Phibby looked up at Lina and Co., just noticing them. "Oh! Lina! Long time no see!" Phibrizo beamed up from the sea of chaos (no, not the REAL one).

"I KILLED YOU!!!" Lina shrieked. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"What does it look like?" Phibby smiled up at the horrified group. "I'm on vacation! Xellos invited me, along with all the other dark lords."

"Xellos.YOU INVITED THE DARK LORDS?!" Lina glared at the smiling priest.

"Of course! They can be considered my friends, all except Gaav. He tried to kill me, but he really wanted to come, too."

"But t-that's just the thing! A-aren't Gaav and Phibrizo supposed to be dead??" Zelgadis stuttered.

"Oh," Phibby grimaced a bit. "Well, Mom let us have a vacation from being dead."

"THANKS, MOM!" both Gaav and Phibrizo shouted.

"Anytime, kids, anytime." Said a voice that came out of nowhere.

"L-L-L-sama?!" Naga managed to squeak.

"Oh, oh, OH! Lina! Guess what!" Phibby bounced over to Lina. "I made you a friendship bracelet!"

"Really?" Lina smiled, going chibi. "Well, guess what, guess what!"

"What?"

"I don't want it!" Lina reversed back into her usual form. "I DON'T WANT IT BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!!"

".Y-You're not?" Phibrizo sniffled with teary eyes.

"NO!"

Phibby sniffled more and started trembling.

"Ooooh, you asked for it now." came Zelas's voice from the mass of wine bottles she was using as a shield.

"Oh, NO! CODE RED! CODE RED!!" Gaav screamed. "EAR-PLUGS ON, EVERYBODY! IT'S A CODE RED!!" Gaav, Zelas, Xellos, Dynast, Dolphin, and Valgaav all pulled out ear-plugs and shoved them into their ears.

"Code red?" Filia pondered. "What's a code--"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" And so, the waterworks began. Phibrizo's cries shattered all the windows on the bus. All the passengers cringed and immediately covered their ears.

"WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!" Lina said above all the racket.

"YOU WON'T BE MY FRIEND!!" Phibrizo sobbed. "EVEN AFTER YOU KILLED ME, YOU WON'T BE MY FRIEND!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!"

"MISS LINA! IT IS UNJUST TO MAKE A LITTLE KID CRY!! APOLOGISE TO HIM RIGHT NOW! SAY SORRY! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO DEAF!!!!" Amelia shouted at Lina.

"ALRIGHT! I'M SORRY! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! JUST SHUT UP!!!!" Lina, fearing that she'd go deaf, shouted her apology to the crying mazoku. Phibby abruptly stopped crying and smiled happily.

"YAY! I have a friend!" Phibrizo then took out a small silver bracelet and handed it to Lina. "Here, friend!"

"Uh.thanks," said Lina as she took the bracelet.

"Well, put it on, my new friend!" ^_^

"Okay," Lina then tried to slip the tiny bracelet onto her wrist, but *dun dun DUN* it wouldn't fit! "Come on, you stupid piece of--"

*sniffle*

".WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP!!" Lina, deciding that she didn't want to go deaf again, tried to shove on the bracelet. She kept shoving, and shoving, and shoving until.*dun dun DUN* it broke. Both Lina and Phibby stared at the broken bracelet.

Lina and Phibrizo: "O.O."

All was silent until.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!" Lina flailed her arms around, trying to make Phibby shut up.

"Drat! The bracelet didn't work!" Gaav shouted. "TIME FOR PLAN B!!"

"HEY, PHIBBY!" Dynast screamed. "IF YOU SHUT UP, WE'LL BUY YOU COTTON CANDY!!!"

"YAAAAAY! Cotton Candy!" Phibrizo immediately brightened up. "Hey, Lina! I want to introduce you to Dynast, Zelas, Dolphin, and you know Gaav."

"Uh.hi," Lina said nervously before taking a seat on the bus.

"Hi, Lina Fishie! ^_^" Dolphin waved from her seat next to a bucket of water with fish. "Me Dolphin!"

Soon everyone was introduced and had taken seats.

(Seating arrangements:

..l fishies l..l Dolphin l.. ..l Some l..l Other l..

..l Dynast l..l Phibby l.. ..l Peo l..l ple l..

..l Fat L. l..l Lil Kid l.. ..l Gaav l..l Valgaavl..

..l Zelas l..l Xellos l.. ..l Filia l..l Naga l..

..l Amelia l..l Zel l.. ..lGourry l..l Lina l..

.l Driver l.)

A few minutes later, the George the bus driver climbed onto the bus.

"Alright! Everyone ready to start this trip?" George said cheerfully.

"LONG-LOST BROTHER!!!" Gourry leapt up from his seat to go glomp the startled old man as everyone sweatdropped. "I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!!"

"Excuse me, young man, but I'm not your long-lost brother," George said sweatdropping. Gourry unglomped himself from the George, a look of disappointment on his face.

"Oh.LONG-LOST COUSIN!" Gourry reglomped the bus driver.

"No."

"Long-Lost Uncle?"

"No!"

"LONG-LOST FATHER!!"

"NO!!"

"GOURRY! HE IS NOT RELATED TO YOU!" Lina screamed at Gourry. "HE IS THE BUS DRIVER!"

"Oh.MY LONG-LOST FATHER IS A BUS DRIVER!!" Gourry beamed up at his 'father' after watching everyone facefault (if that is possible to do on a bus). "Daddy! Lets go play catch! And then we can-OW! LINA! NOT THE EAR!! NOT AGAIN!!"

"Uh.okay. Now that everyone is in their seats, lets start going to Mexico!" George said as he cautiously went to the wheel, which was right in front of Gourry.

"YAY!" Everyone in the bus cheered.

"Go, Daddy!"

~*~*~*~*~

PurpleP: Voila! Another chapter is done!

BlueJ: Eew.why did you have to name the driver 'GEORGE'?! I hate that name! I don't know why but every time I hear that name, I think of old, wrinkly, fat men (no offense to any Georges that are reading this!)!

PurpleP: Well, the driver is an old, wrinkly, fat man.

BlueJ: Oh, yeah.

PurpleP: Well, that's all for now! Ja-

BlueJ: *louder than Kyomi* JA NE!! ^_^

PurpleP: STOP CUTTING ME OFF!!!