PurplePixie: ^_^ Hello, minna-san! I'm back for more updating.
BlueJellyFish: Yup! ^_~
PurpleP: Anyway, we don't own any of the Slayers cast or the 'Wheels on the Bus' song.
BlueJ: In fact...we don't own much. -_- So please don't sue us. Unless you really want a quarter collection *raises up said collection*.
PurpleP: NO! Not the collection! *grabs*
BlueJ: *sweatdrop* Okay.
PurpleP: Anyways, on with the--*glances at BlueJ* . *thinks* Ooooh, hey, Ri-Chan.I saw a pizza! ^_^
BlueJ: REALLY?! WHERE?! WHERE?!! . . Me want pizza!!
PurpleP: In the closet. *points to a closet that recently popped up. Don't you just love those magical closets?* ^_^
BlueJ: GIMME!! *jumps into closet* Hey.there's no-!
PurpleP: *slams closet shut* *locks closet* Hehehe, that takes care of that. Now, on with the fanfic! ^_^ Hah! I said my line!
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"I forgot to bring my tooth brush!"
Everyone on the bus groaned. This was the FIFTH time that Xellos said he had forgotten something. Although George didn't really want to turn back around AGAIN, he turned around. Heck, he didn't want to sit in front of Gourry (whom was babbling on and on about all the things that he and his 'father' would do now that they were reunited), but he had to anyway! -_-
"Hehe," Xellos giggled and started singing. "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round all the way to town!"
"And it's your fault, Namagomi!!" Filia took out her mace and started swinging away. "You're deliberately trying to make this trip miserable for all of us!!"
Dodging the flying Mace-sama, Xellos giggled and continued singing:
"Filia's mace goes 'Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh! Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh. Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!' Filia's mace goes 'swoosh, swoosh, swoosh' all the way to town!"
"HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Filia swung her mace over Lina and Gourry's seat, (where Xellos was just a second ago before teleporting away) narrowly missing Lina's head. (Kyomi: .scary)
"!@$#&, FILIA!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SWINGING THAT @#$&*%# THING!!!"
"Lina!" Filia dropped her mace and went over to the glowering Lina. "I am SO sorry!"
"Lina on the bus goes 'bleep, bleep, bleep. Bleep, bleep, bleep! Bleep, bleep, bleep!!' Lina on the bus goes 'Bleep, bleep, bleep' all the way to town!"
"And then we could go fishing and-Hey, Lina?" Gourry paused from his conversation with George (actually, Gourry was the only one talking. George was doing his best to ignore him). "What are you yelling about?"
"I could have gotten a hit on the head and get a concussion and DIED! And you didn't KNOW?! JELLYFISH FOR BRAINS!!"
"Oh.Lina? What's a concussion?"
"Gourry on the bus goes 'What, what, what? What, what, what?? What, what, what??? Gourry on the bus goes 'What, what, what?' all the way to town!"
"Mister Xellos! Are you making fun of Mister Gourry's stupidity!?" Amelia emerged from her hiding place under the seat.
fjlkhfafffd "Why, yes. Yes, I was. ^_^" Xellos grinned at Amelia.
"But, Mister Xellos! It is UNJUST to make fun of people's stupidity, even if Mister Gourry IS stupid! Sticks and stones may break people's bones, but words can really hurt them, Mister Xellos! People have feelings! Think of how Mister Gourry must feel!" Amelia paused her ranting to point at Gourry, whom was still talking to George.
"-And then you could buy me a pet, and ice cream, and-Daddy? Why aren't you talking to me?"
"..." George continued to ignore Gourry.
"Daddy?" *poke, poke* "Daddy?"
"..." Now trying to ignore Gourry's never-ending talking AND poking, George tried desperately to focus on driving.
"Daddy, are you mad at me?" *poke, poke*
"..." Focus.must FOCUS!
"Daddy?"
"..."
"Oh, I see what's going on.YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!"
Everyone on the bus facefaulted, even the bus driver.
"You stopped loving me, haven't you, even after all I did! I stay home and cook, and clean, and I took care of the children 24/7!! And what do you do?! You sleep and pig out all day and do nothing!" Gourry shouted into George's ear.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU INSANE IDIOT!??" George finally snapped.
"*gasp* Oh, so now you think I'm insane?!" Gourry wailed, actual tears pouring from his eyes. "I WANT A DIVORCE, RIGHT NOW!!!"
"GOURRY!" Lina screamed. "YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT MARRIED TO AN OLD, WRINKLY, BUS DRIVER!!!"
"HEY! That wasn't nice." George went back to his driving.
"Oh." Gourry calmed down a bit before-"Okay! Now, Daddy! After you buy me ice cream, we could go to the zoo, and then Disneyland--" And his list continued.
Amelia turned back to Xellos, about to go on with her speech. "See, Mister Xellos? You should never--"
"Amelia on the bus does her justice speech. Justice speech! Justice speech!! Amelia on the bus does her justice speech all the way to town!!" Xellos shouted, covering the rest of Amelia's ongoing lecture.
"MISTER XELLOS! IT IS RUDE TO TALK WHEN ANOTHER IS TALKING!!" With that said Amelia sat back down onto her seat, pouting.
"Well, that shut her up," Xellos turned to Zelgadis, ready to use whatever the chimera says against him.
"..." Hah, lets see if he could make fun of what I say when I say nothing! Zelgadis smirked.
"Zelgadis on the bus goes 'dot, dot, dot.' 'Dot, dot, dot!' 'Dot, dot, dot!!' Zelgadis on the bus goes 'dot, dot, dot' all the way to town!!"
Zelgadis facefaulted. Damn him.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Naga laughed, making everyone wince and cover their ears. "You may be able to tease and taunt all the others, but you will never get on MY nerves! For I am Naga, the Calm Serpent!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"I thought it was 'Naga, the WHITE Serpent'," Lina pointed out.
"So I changed it this one time. So what?" Naga huffed.
"Naga on the bus does her scary laugh. Scary laugh! Scary laugh! Naga on the bus does her scary laugh all the way to town!!"
"HEY! My laugh is not scary! It took me ages to develop this wonderful laugh! It is proof of my powerful-ness!! And I--"
"OH, SHUT UP!!" Valgaav bellowed. "Your ranting and singing is making me sick! I should have killed you all and purified the world like I had planned!!!"
"Valgaav on the bus goes 'purify' 'Purify!' 'Purify!' Valgaav on the bus goes--"
"SHUT UP!!!" Everyone on the bus (minus Xellos) shouted in union.
"Hey! Would you people pipe down? Geez, some people are just so loud and annoying," Xellos turned to Zelas. "How about you and I sing together?"
"Uh...no," Zelas sweatdropped. "I don't feel like singing. I want to get to Mexico now! I hear that the things they sell down there are cheap. Think about all the cigarettes I could buy!!" Zelas's eyes go all starry for a moment or two. "That's why we need to get to Mexico, NOW! Your little 'I forgot something' games were quite amusing, but I think you should stop and turn this bus back on track!"
"Yes, Ma'am!" And George turned around (again), this time heading towards Mexico.
"YAY!" Everyone on the bus cheered.
"Okay, I'll stop," Xellos sulked for a minute before an idea struck him. "I guess we could go on to Mexico, although I think you forgot another pack of cigarettes at home..."
"WELL, BUS DRIVER?!" Zelas shot up from her seat next to Xellos. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! TURN THIS BUS BACK AROUND! I FORGOT MY CIGARETTES!!"
Everyone on the bus groaned.
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PurpleP: Well, there you have it! Another chapter will come on soon...I hope. I'll write it sooner or later! Until then, please R&R and--*SLAM!* *gets squished when the door to the magical closet falls down right on top of her*
BlueJ: HAHAHA! YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK THAT A STUPID WOULD KEEP ME IN THERE, DID YOU PURPLEP? PurpleP? PurpleP?? *looks around the room but doesn't spot the missing authoress* Huh...I wonder where she went.
PurpleP: *muffled* Ow...
BlueJ: *checks under door* Oh! Ky-chan! There you are!
PurpleP: Hi. Now can you help me out from under here? BlueJ: Nope. ^_^ *slams door back down and sits on it* I need to take revenge on you somehow, and this is my chance.
PurpleP: *muffled* Damn you...=_=
BlueJ: Anyway, please R&R on your way out! ^_^ We'd really like reviews. Thanks. Ja ne for now! *waves*
BlueJellyFish: Yup! ^_~
PurpleP: Anyway, we don't own any of the Slayers cast or the 'Wheels on the Bus' song.
BlueJ: In fact...we don't own much. -_- So please don't sue us. Unless you really want a quarter collection *raises up said collection*.
PurpleP: NO! Not the collection! *grabs*
BlueJ: *sweatdrop* Okay.
PurpleP: Anyways, on with the--*glances at BlueJ* . *thinks* Ooooh, hey, Ri-Chan.I saw a pizza! ^_^
BlueJ: REALLY?! WHERE?! WHERE?!! . . Me want pizza!!
PurpleP: In the closet. *points to a closet that recently popped up. Don't you just love those magical closets?* ^_^
BlueJ: GIMME!! *jumps into closet* Hey.there's no-!
PurpleP: *slams closet shut* *locks closet* Hehehe, that takes care of that. Now, on with the fanfic! ^_^ Hah! I said my line!
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"I forgot to bring my tooth brush!"
Everyone on the bus groaned. This was the FIFTH time that Xellos said he had forgotten something. Although George didn't really want to turn back around AGAIN, he turned around. Heck, he didn't want to sit in front of Gourry (whom was babbling on and on about all the things that he and his 'father' would do now that they were reunited), but he had to anyway! -_-
"Hehe," Xellos giggled and started singing. "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round all the way to town!"
"And it's your fault, Namagomi!!" Filia took out her mace and started swinging away. "You're deliberately trying to make this trip miserable for all of us!!"
Dodging the flying Mace-sama, Xellos giggled and continued singing:
"Filia's mace goes 'Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh! Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh. Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!' Filia's mace goes 'swoosh, swoosh, swoosh' all the way to town!"
"HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Filia swung her mace over Lina and Gourry's seat, (where Xellos was just a second ago before teleporting away) narrowly missing Lina's head. (Kyomi: .scary)
"!@$#&, FILIA!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SWINGING THAT @#$&*%# THING!!!"
"Lina!" Filia dropped her mace and went over to the glowering Lina. "I am SO sorry!"
"Lina on the bus goes 'bleep, bleep, bleep. Bleep, bleep, bleep! Bleep, bleep, bleep!!' Lina on the bus goes 'Bleep, bleep, bleep' all the way to town!"
"And then we could go fishing and-Hey, Lina?" Gourry paused from his conversation with George (actually, Gourry was the only one talking. George was doing his best to ignore him). "What are you yelling about?"
"I could have gotten a hit on the head and get a concussion and DIED! And you didn't KNOW?! JELLYFISH FOR BRAINS!!"
"Oh.Lina? What's a concussion?"
"Gourry on the bus goes 'What, what, what? What, what, what?? What, what, what??? Gourry on the bus goes 'What, what, what?' all the way to town!"
"Mister Xellos! Are you making fun of Mister Gourry's stupidity!?" Amelia emerged from her hiding place under the seat.
fjlkhfafffd "Why, yes. Yes, I was. ^_^" Xellos grinned at Amelia.
"But, Mister Xellos! It is UNJUST to make fun of people's stupidity, even if Mister Gourry IS stupid! Sticks and stones may break people's bones, but words can really hurt them, Mister Xellos! People have feelings! Think of how Mister Gourry must feel!" Amelia paused her ranting to point at Gourry, whom was still talking to George.
"-And then you could buy me a pet, and ice cream, and-Daddy? Why aren't you talking to me?"
"..." George continued to ignore Gourry.
"Daddy?" *poke, poke* "Daddy?"
"..." Now trying to ignore Gourry's never-ending talking AND poking, George tried desperately to focus on driving.
"Daddy, are you mad at me?" *poke, poke*
"..." Focus.must FOCUS!
"Daddy?"
"..."
"Oh, I see what's going on.YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!"
Everyone on the bus facefaulted, even the bus driver.
"You stopped loving me, haven't you, even after all I did! I stay home and cook, and clean, and I took care of the children 24/7!! And what do you do?! You sleep and pig out all day and do nothing!" Gourry shouted into George's ear.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU INSANE IDIOT!??" George finally snapped.
"*gasp* Oh, so now you think I'm insane?!" Gourry wailed, actual tears pouring from his eyes. "I WANT A DIVORCE, RIGHT NOW!!!"
"GOURRY!" Lina screamed. "YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT MARRIED TO AN OLD, WRINKLY, BUS DRIVER!!!"
"HEY! That wasn't nice." George went back to his driving.
"Oh." Gourry calmed down a bit before-"Okay! Now, Daddy! After you buy me ice cream, we could go to the zoo, and then Disneyland--" And his list continued.
Amelia turned back to Xellos, about to go on with her speech. "See, Mister Xellos? You should never--"
"Amelia on the bus does her justice speech. Justice speech! Justice speech!! Amelia on the bus does her justice speech all the way to town!!" Xellos shouted, covering the rest of Amelia's ongoing lecture.
"MISTER XELLOS! IT IS RUDE TO TALK WHEN ANOTHER IS TALKING!!" With that said Amelia sat back down onto her seat, pouting.
"Well, that shut her up," Xellos turned to Zelgadis, ready to use whatever the chimera says against him.
"..." Hah, lets see if he could make fun of what I say when I say nothing! Zelgadis smirked.
"Zelgadis on the bus goes 'dot, dot, dot.' 'Dot, dot, dot!' 'Dot, dot, dot!!' Zelgadis on the bus goes 'dot, dot, dot' all the way to town!!"
Zelgadis facefaulted. Damn him.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Naga laughed, making everyone wince and cover their ears. "You may be able to tease and taunt all the others, but you will never get on MY nerves! For I am Naga, the Calm Serpent!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"I thought it was 'Naga, the WHITE Serpent'," Lina pointed out.
"So I changed it this one time. So what?" Naga huffed.
"Naga on the bus does her scary laugh. Scary laugh! Scary laugh! Naga on the bus does her scary laugh all the way to town!!"
"HEY! My laugh is not scary! It took me ages to develop this wonderful laugh! It is proof of my powerful-ness!! And I--"
"OH, SHUT UP!!" Valgaav bellowed. "Your ranting and singing is making me sick! I should have killed you all and purified the world like I had planned!!!"
"Valgaav on the bus goes 'purify' 'Purify!' 'Purify!' Valgaav on the bus goes--"
"SHUT UP!!!" Everyone on the bus (minus Xellos) shouted in union.
"Hey! Would you people pipe down? Geez, some people are just so loud and annoying," Xellos turned to Zelas. "How about you and I sing together?"
"Uh...no," Zelas sweatdropped. "I don't feel like singing. I want to get to Mexico now! I hear that the things they sell down there are cheap. Think about all the cigarettes I could buy!!" Zelas's eyes go all starry for a moment or two. "That's why we need to get to Mexico, NOW! Your little 'I forgot something' games were quite amusing, but I think you should stop and turn this bus back on track!"
"Yes, Ma'am!" And George turned around (again), this time heading towards Mexico.
"YAY!" Everyone on the bus cheered.
"Okay, I'll stop," Xellos sulked for a minute before an idea struck him. "I guess we could go on to Mexico, although I think you forgot another pack of cigarettes at home..."
"WELL, BUS DRIVER?!" Zelas shot up from her seat next to Xellos. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! TURN THIS BUS BACK AROUND! I FORGOT MY CIGARETTES!!"
Everyone on the bus groaned.
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PurpleP: Well, there you have it! Another chapter will come on soon...I hope. I'll write it sooner or later! Until then, please R&R and--*SLAM!* *gets squished when the door to the magical closet falls down right on top of her*
BlueJ: HAHAHA! YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK THAT A STUPID WOULD KEEP ME IN THERE, DID YOU PURPLEP? PurpleP? PurpleP?? *looks around the room but doesn't spot the missing authoress* Huh...I wonder where she went.
PurpleP: *muffled* Ow...
BlueJ: *checks under door* Oh! Ky-chan! There you are!
PurpleP: Hi. Now can you help me out from under here? BlueJ: Nope. ^_^ *slams door back down and sits on it* I need to take revenge on you somehow, and this is my chance.
PurpleP: *muffled* Damn you...=_=
BlueJ: Anyway, please R&R on your way out! ^_^ We'd really like reviews. Thanks. Ja ne for now! *waves*
