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Chapter one: TAKE YOUR DEXEDRINE!!

Lexiss solomnly pulled her long, light brown hair out of her face, and tied it back with a hair tie. She turned to look at herself in the mirror. She saw a girl with dark brown eyes, wearing a black karate jacket with white karate pants. On her feet were white mat shoes. The girl in the mirror was staring back at her seriously.

Suddenly, she burst out laughing at something she'd just remembered from earlier in the day. She laughed so hard, she had to lean against the wall to support herself. Someone knocked on the door.

"Lexiss!" It was her younger sister, Danae. "Don't forget to take your Dexedrine before we leave for the tournament!"

"Okay!" she called through her laughter. She heard Danae walk out of the hallway, into her room and shut the door. A second later, there she heard 'Never Gonna Stop' by Rob Zombie blaring.

She grasped the handle, still laughing, and left. As she walked down the hall giggling, no one looked at her. This was perfectly normal behavior for Lexiss. You see, Lexiss had Attention Deficit Disorder, and didn't really like to take her medication on the weekend. She thought it was a lot more fun to be off it for a day or so, although the rest of her family didn't find it as amusing as she did. Especially Danae.

As she entered the kitchen, she jumped over her Schnauzer, who was eating, and went into a little jig across the floor over to the specific counter where her bottle of Dexedrine (which she affectionately called 'Dexy', which Danae had told her made it sound as if she was on drugs, which she was, but not like DRUGS drugs, only medicated drugs which helped her to calm down, but that's not the point!) lay.

She didn't notice her bottle gleam (which it shouldn't be able to do in the first place because it's a plastic bottle like the kind you get at the doctor's office, 'cause that's where she got it) just before she picked it up, and quickly popped a pill in her mouth.

"What kind did you take?" She jumped, and twirled around in a hyper-ish manner to see who was talking to her.

"BROTHER!" she shouted joyfully. She noticed he was already in his karate uniform, which happened to be a black karate jacket, and black karate pants. He was wearing his sneakers until they got to the dojo. He had his staff in his hand, and was holding it upright. "Are you going anywhere to-day?" she asked, knowing perfectly well that he was going to be at the karate tournament as well, but in a different category because he was a black belt and she was only a Nikyu Ho (which means she had one black stripe and one white stripe on her brown belt, which was a browny-brown-brown color).

He ignored the question. "Did you take a four-hour or an eight-hour?" he asked.

"Are you going to audition for the next Jet Li movie?" she asked. He sighed, getting very annoyed with his little sister. "Are you going to take me with you, so we can astound the people there, and then be shipped off to somewhere to film a movie with Jet Li and Jackie Chan and learn to kick both their asses together, and then—"

"LEXISS!" he shouted angrily.

She looked at him attentively. "Yes?"

"Have you taken—" He stopped talking and growled angrily. Lexiss was counting the patches on his karate pants.

"Spot, spot, spot, spot…" Lexiss was kneeling on the ground and pointing to each patch, going down each leg, never missing a patch. "…spot, spot, spot—"

"Lexiss," he said in a would-be calm voice, but Lexiss knew better, but didn't want to let on. "Take an eight-hour Dexedrine."

"TOO LATE!" she cried, triumphantly. She held up a slightly larger bottle on the counter and shook it, making the contents rattle around inside. "See? I'VE TAKEN ONE ALREADY! HA!"

He sighed, and left the room. As soon as he left, Lexiss pumped the hand that was holding the bottle of Dexedrine in the air triumphantly. She did a silent victory dance, but eventually, it slowed down, and she stopped. She then left the kitchen, crawled into the big, brown chair next to the bookcases, and pulled out one of the Tolkien books and began reading.

Danae came out, and saw her reading. "Oh, thank GOD!" she said. "The half-hour's UP!" (to explain, Dexedrine takes about thirty minutes to really take affect.)

Lexiss looked up from her book silently, slightly annoyed that someone had interrupted her, saw it was Danae, and went back to her reading.

Danae went into the kitchen to get a glass of water when Lexiss spoke up.

"Do you know if Mark's ready yet?" she asked, half-listening. Her eyes never left the book.

"Yeah,"

"Okay, just curious."

"Are you?"

Lexiss rolled her eyes. "If I wasn't, do you think I'd be sitting here reading…" she looked at the cover of the book, "Unfinished Tales by J.R.R. Tolkien?"

Danae's reply was blunt. "Yes."

Lexiss blinked. "Oh yeah. ADD, hmm!" then went back to her reading.

Danae leaned through the doorway. "You do realize we're going to leave soon, right?"

"How soon?"

"Within the next few minutes,"

Lexiss's eyes widened. She slammed the book shut, jumped up from her seat, and ran back to her room to grab her gear for sparring.

~*~

"Oh, come on! I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this!" Lexiss opened the door later that afternoon. She was talking to Danae.

"I lost all my matches!" Danae exclaimed angrily.

"Yeah, well I didn't win any of mine," Lexiss replied annoyingly calm.

"But you didn't lose all your matches either!"

Lexiss ignored the statement. "How's your chest feeling after Seranity scraped it with her heel?"

Danae growled.

"Never mind!" Lexiss then went back to her room to change. She dumped her gear next to her bed, and threw off her shoes. She didn't notice her jacket gleam (like her bottle had) as she put it on her bed.

There was a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" she called through, now very thankful for the T-shirt she was wearing under her jacket.

"Can I come in?" It was Mark.

She was silent, thinking about how she was feeling, and if she really wanted him in at the moment.

"No, Mark, not now," she finally replied. She heard him whine.

"Why not?"

"Because I'm tired, and I'm not in the mood to be around anyone."

Mark opened the door slightly, left it open, and then stomped down the hall.

Lexiss shut the door, and within minutes, was dressed in her jeans and grey T-shirt. She then calmly walked out of the room, down the hall, jumped into her chair, and picked up her book from earlier. And before you could say platano morado, she had delved deep into the world that Tolkien had created.

~*~

Later that night, She sleepily walked into her room, and noticed she hadn't put her karate jacket away. She picked it up, and noticed the gleam. She didn't seem surprised in the least. If anything, she looked annoyed; sleepy, but annoyed.

"Why, oh why, do so many girls put glitter on themselves?" she muttered to herself as she brushed it off. She then put it on a shelf in her closet yawned.

"G'night, Lexiss," she said to herself with an amused smile on her face as she flopped onto her bed and immediately fell asleep.

And she dreamed…

(A/N: This is going to be in Lexiss's POV, 'k?)

I walked in a dark void. I looked around to see any signs of life, but there were none. Up ahead, I saw what looked like stars, only they were bobbing up and down, up and down…it really captures your attention! I ran up to see what they were, and they turned out to be bubbles! Little, glowing bubbles, that gently bobbed up and down in a nonexistent wind, but only move up and down, and never back and forth or just forth. Or back. They weren't as interesting now.

I got the sudden urge to touch one. So I looked at all the bubbles, to find out which one to pop first! The first one was a clear-ish bubble. But just as I was about to pop it, I saw Sra. Gonzales handing out a big test, so I backed away from that one. The next one had a blue-ish tint to it. When I looked in it, I saw myself when I was younger swimming. I left that one alone because I don't want to meet the past me! The third had a green-ish tint to it. I saw an old, Irish (I think) castle inside it, and I heard Celtic music coming from it (I think it was Gaelic Storm)! That made me very happy. So I decided to browse while listening to my favorite band.

I saw three bubbles that were close together, and had the same emerald green tint. They were all forests. Or at least, they were all a forest, but one was older than the other, and the last one was lots older! I decided to check the rest before popping those ones.

The next was a dark grey. I tried really hard to see in it, but all I could see was darkness. So I leaned in closer to see if I could see anything then. A HUGE spider seemed to be charging me! I yelled, and backed away from that bubble as quickly as possible!

I felt a light on the back of my head, so I looked behind me to see what it was. It was yet another bubble, and this one was silvery. And not a solid silver, but watery. By that, I mean that it moved around fluidly, throwing weird lights on all the other bubbles, and it made them seem dimmer.

As I neared it, I heard someone cry out: "Sister! Do you have FEET?!"

I whirled around, excited, hoping that someone was there as well. There was no one there.

"Sister, do you like CHEESE?"

I turned around, and saw yet another bubble. The thing that made this one different was that instead of a graceful bob up and down, this was…well…wiggled up and down. And even from a distance, I could see two girls bouncing around a room hyperactively. As if they'd had too much sugar. They were just like me on a regular basis!

THAT'S THE ONE!

I was grinning madly as I ran over to that bubble and I reached out my hand, ready to touch it and I was three feet away…when I bounced back!

I shook my head, and looked at the bubble.

"Yes, sister, I DO like cheese! Tell me, sister, do they have CHEESE in this place?"

There was a BIG bubble covering the little enticing bubble that I wanted to get to. And in that BIG bubble, there was one of those smiley faces and a hand that was shaking its INDEX finger at me as if it disapproved.

"What a ko-inky-dink that you asked, sister! They have cheese just upstairs, in a crowded room!"

"Why then, sister, let us go get some CHEESE!"

I laughed excitedly and tried to run through the BIG bubble…and bounced back again…and again, and again, and again…

"Behold, sister, a miraculous device! You need but enter this small room, press a button, and you emerge on whatever floor you desire!" one of the girls said excitedly.

I ran up to the BIG bubble, but this time began pounding my fists on it.

"LET ME IN!!" I shouted. "I WANT TO HAVE FUN AND BE HYPER!!" but the BIG bubble was unrelenting.

"You aren't supposed to go in there!" a voice behind me said.

I looked over my shoulder and saw a bubble about the size of my head floating about five feet away. Inside it was a ooooooooooooooooold guy who was looking straight at me.

I narrowed my eyes and glared. "WHY NOT?!" I shouted angrily. "WHY CAN'T I GO IN THERE?!" I pointed to the fun bubble where one of the girls leapt up and started saying, "Mooooo. Moooooo. I am Saruman the White, head of the Istari. I hereby propose that we reenact a meeting of the Istari."

The ancient person looked at the bubble, obviously annoyed. "Because they are mocking Saruman of Many Colors," he replied simply.

"Hurry, Gandalf! We must summon the other Istari! I will send for Radagast the Brown and Ragna the Urple," the other added.

"I will bring Manfred the Slightly Ecru."

I started snickering.

"We must also summon Joe the Fire-Engine-Red and Calvin the Baby Blue-"
I then fell to the solid part of the dark void where I was standing, and I started rolling around, laughing so hard that tears came out of my eyes in streams. The old weirdo in the bubble didn't look amused in the least.

"WILL YOU CEASE AND DESIST FOR A MOMENT?" the oldie shouted.

I looked up at him seriously. "Done!" And then I began laughing again.

He sighed, and muttered something about 'choosing the hyper one…'

"Young one?" he said, trying desperately to get my attention.

"¿Sí, señor?" I asked, deliberately trying to annoy him. He ignored that, thankful that he at least had my attention.

"Which bubble do you want to pop BESIDES THAT ONE?" I jumped up and ran over to the one that was playing Gaelic Storm. Hee, hee! Playing.

"Are you sure?" he asked. He was obviously up to something, but I didn't think about that for the time being.

"Yep!" I nodded energetically. "I want to go to Ireland veeeeeeeeeery badly!"

"But are you sure you want to go in there?" I cocked my head inquisitively.

"Are you trying to peak my curiosity so I'll go and poke your bubble?" He sighed, obviously thinking I had just caught on, which isn't true, and nodded his head. "Why?"

He opened his mouth, and then got a blank look on his face, as if he didn't know what to say. For a few minutes there was silence. Then I finally said, "You're drooling."

His eyes widened, and his hand flew to his mouth to wipe away the drool…that wasn't really there. He glared at me. "That wasn't funny," he stated.

"Yes, it was," I replied, rocking back and forth on my heels, and looking anywhere but at him, because he was boring.

He sighed in defeat. "All right, all right! You don't have to pop the bubble," he finally said, "but I still need your help to get out of here."

I raised an eyebrow skeptically. "Right."

"I need you to write a story about Lord of the Rings—"

"You mean a fanfic?" I said, getting excited. He looked at me blankly. "Fanfiction? You know, a story by people who are fans of something and their writing can be very funny?" The blank look turned into one of realization.

"Yes! Yes, that's what I meant!" he agreed. "A fanfic!"

I laughed for no apparent reason than just to laugh. Either that, or I was laughing at him, which is definitely more likely because he's just so IGNORANT, it's fun to laugh at him!

"But if you don't write the…fanfic," he warned, "I'll send you to the most horrible place on earth!"

"Antarctica?" The blank look returned. "Or did you mean Middle-earth?"

He must have been thinking 'why did I choose to get her to help me?!' because he closed his eyes and shook his head in frustration. "Yes. Middle-earth."

"Okay, then!" I decided on my location. "Isengard?"

"HEY!" he looked hurt. "I happen to live in Isengard!" He shot me a death glare. "I was thinking about Mordor, if you must know!"

I grinned playfully. "Oh, but then I'd be able to bother ORCS and SAURON, and SHOOT SHELOB DEAD!" my grin grew at the prospect of killing the scary spider.

He looked like he was about to kill me even though he was in the bubble, and I wasn't. He then closed his eyes, trying to regain his composure. I began humming 'I Like Chinese' by Monty Python, and glancing at the funny bubble. I noticed that the BIG bubble had disappeared! YES! And I had started to head towards the fun bubble when he opened his eyes.

"I'm not finished!" he called. I just laughed.

"But I can get to the FUN BUBBLE NOW!" and I began running towards it. Then, I LEVITATED!! …And then flew back to the old weirdo and plopped down right in front of him. Damn.

"Maybe you will listen to what I have to say now!" I thought about it, and shook my head.

"Doubtful!" I started rocking back and forth again. "I'm getting tired of this conversation, so can I just go now?"

"LET ME FINISH!" he roared.

"What do you have to say that you haven't already said?" I asked, a more compressed my smile, but you could tell that I was still very, very, very hyper!

He glared at me again. "All right! I'll tell you later!"

"Good! Can I go to the fun bubble now?"

"But before you write anything, TAKE YOUR DEXEDRINE!!"

His face disappeared from the bubble, and I noticed that the other bubbles were popping! I DIDN'T GET TO POP EVEN ONE! And there wasn't anything in them! Now that made me mad! I tried to run to the fun bubble before anything happened to it, but I was stuck! I tried desperately to un-stick myself, and then I fell. Shit…

~*~

Lexiss rolled off of her bed, and (fortunately) onto the carpet. She squeezed her eyes shut, and shook her head.

"Now THAT was the WEIRDEST dream!" she tried not to yell, knowing how easy it was to wake Danae up. She picked herself up off of the floor, and pushed her hair out of her face. She considered going back to bed, but the room was cold, she was cold, and she was now wide-awake. She stretched, yawned, and began walking softly towards the door.

Danae shifted, and Lexiss froze. 'Don't wake up, Danae, don't wake up!' she silently pleaded. She waited a full three minutes, standing stock still, and silent. A magnificent feat for her! Then she heard Danae shift again, and mutter something indeciferable in her sleep.

She sighed very quietly, and sloooooowly opened the door so her little sister wouldn't hear it and wake up.

Once it was about half way open, she side stepped out of the room, and quickly (but still silently) shut the door behind her. She peeked through Mark's open door, and saw that he was fast asleep. Then, in socked feet, she walked/slipped across the linoleum floor of the alcove and into the carpeted hallway. And even though she would have preferred to turn on the hall light, she didn't want to risk waking anyone else up at whatever god-forsaken hour it was in the morning. So she crept through the hall, not making a sound.

She stopped as soon as she had entered the family room. 'Why am I doing this?' she asked herself. 'Why didn't I just go back to bed?' She didn't have an answer for herself. She couldn't shrug it off just like that, and so, she let it bother her mind, and while it did that, decided to get on the computer.

Lexiss slipped into her shoes (which she had left out there because she's just lazy as well as mentally ill with ADD) so her feet would warm up, and pulled her large, black sweatshirt (which she had also left out there for no apparent reason) over her head. She then sat down in the computer chair, and heard it humming. She gave it a weird look.

'Okay, who forgot to turn off the computer?!' she silently demanded of the sleeping household. But instead of waking people up and starting to point fingers at the (most likely) guilty person, she just jiggled the mouse to get it out of sleep mode, and got on the Internet.

"No, no, no…" she muttered as she looked at what there was on ff.net. "Why isn't there anything I want to read up right now?" she demanded quietly. Then an idea struck her. "I could do what the old fogy suggested!" she grinned excitedly, and jigged over to the bookshelf with the Tolkien books. She then pulled out the BIG RED ONE (which happened to be Lord of the Rings) and flipped it open to a page near the beginning. She laughed quietly at the title of the note: Concerning Pipe-weed. (A/N: I COULDN'T HELP IT!! And has anyone else noticed that note?)

"Weed!" she said happily, but still quietly. "Weed, weed, weed! The hobbits are high!!!" (well, I guess that explains the kind of glazed over look on Bilbo's face in the movie just before the party scene!) She broke down giggling, but (fortunately) no one woke up.

About an hour or so later, she got back onto the computer, onto Microsoft Word (2), and began typing rapidly, and excitedly. Here's all that she wrote down at first:

Location: Middle-Earth, any place it would be totally random to have a well read, but hyper, Tolkien fan plop down and break into random laughter. That is NOT Moria.

Age: Third, just for the helluvit.

Main Character: ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!

Companions: Gand-y, Stride-y, Bor-y, Leg-y, Sam-y, Gimli-y, Pip-y, Frod-y, Merry-y, and Bill-y the pony-y.

Movie/Book: BOOK!!!

Which book?: Which book has Boromir in it?! FotR, of course!

Time of day: Night.

Then, the computer began writing on its own! Lexiss made her index fingers into a cross, and pushed them towards the computer.

"It's aliiiiive!" she said in a quiet voice. "And it loves…GAMES!" and she cracked up, remembering the commercial.

Specific location:

Lexiss put her fingers on the keyboard and began typing again. Mirkwood.

The computer sat there for a few seconds, and then words began popping up again.

Does not agree with selection of companions. Which do you wish to change?

Lexiss raised her eyebrows. "This computer keeps getting smarter, and smarter," she muttered. This is fanfiction, dumb ass! I want to take them all there!

Does not agree with selection of companions. Which do you wish to change?

She rolled her eyes. "Fine, fine!" Companions.

Which companions do you wish to have?

None. I'll meet them as I go along.

The computer hummed, as if it was busy. Then, only one word came up: done.

Lexiss looked at the word. "'Done'?" she said, confused. "That's all?! DONE?!"

"Time to go!"

She whirled around in her chair, and suddenly, a thingamajigger picked her up, and threw her at the computer!

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!" she shouted as she passed through the screen and was flying passed scenes from different books! "Ooh! It's PUCK! Andandandand Whatshisface from Redwall!" She grinned, and spent the next few minutes pointing out characters from books as she passed them, until she saw that she was going towards a light.

"MUST STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!" she shouted excitedly, and began giggling. I guess the tunnel got tired of her giggling very quickly, because the next thing she knew, she was falling into trees that were extremely close together, and fell through the branches, and fell face-first onto the ground.

A/N: Please don't flame me. Even if you were offended by the 'high hobbits' comment. That came from total insanity that was slightly derived from my ADD, which brought about my giving Lexiss ADD. That and the fact that I have seen hyper girls dropped into Middle-earth, but I've never heard of a girl with ADD going to Middle-earth. And also, I don't own the hyper bubble, or its contents. Those came from a fic called "Fangirls on Sugar" by Rini. Very funny. I hope you read it. Please r/r.