Fanfiction says that this is chapter 3 but it really is chapter 2. Trust me.

IMPORTANT

After rereading the fic I realized that I had made a few geographical errors. Here are the facts to help clear things up.

1) The Kingdom of Aros lies west of Ty not east. Here is the map. Ty is in the center, Aros is west, Ju-Ju-Hick is north of Ty, and Rancid-Orgs is south of Aros and Ty. (Yes all of this is made up, don't go looking in an atlas to prove me wrong)

2) The very interesting name of the cliff that separates Ty from the Kingdom of the Rancid Orgs is not Butt-Crack Ravine but Butt-Crack Canyon. Just thought you would like to know.

3) Moo-Moo river flows east, towards Ty but not into Ty. It goes through The Kingdom of the Rancid Orgs. And no, cow-sharks do not exist you critical nazis this is from my imagination in order to make you laugh. How can you honestly believe that sharks with utters exist?

I hope that clears things you, if you have more (intelligent) questions feel free to e-mail me. Capz087@aol.com. Enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon but the plot of this story is all mine.

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Chapter 2

Romeo(Tk) and Juliet(Kari)

Ty was a place with many rules. Each of these rules and regulations were formed for the well being of the citizens of Ty. Most of them were pretty basic rules like you shouldn't kill, or you shouldn't commit suicide, and you shouldn't have sexual relations with a rabid dog. Other rules went towards the well being of the kingdom. Most of them stated that you had to pay taxes in the form of drugs and that you had to give complete honor and obedience to the King of the Republic Democratic Confederate Union of Ty.

In return, the kingdom will offer the people protection.

Some rules didn't make everyone happy however. Like the strict law that stated a maximum of 10,000 bottles of alcohol could be consumed a day. Even just one bottle higher would result in sever punishment. Most people ignored the rule and went right on drinking.

Tai was a righteous boy with a sense of wisdom and strength. His life story is dull and boring so I'll sum it up in one sentence. He lived a dull life and everyone liked him. The most interesting part of his life was not in the past but will be soon seen in the near future. So enough about him because he has really no importance in this chapter.

Kari was a girl that didn't like rules. As a matter of fact, she despised them.

She could tolerate some rules but there was one that she absolutely hated. The Kingdom

of Ty states that no one can leave the kingdom without a proper visa and a proper reason.

Kari didn't mind that too much, but she wanted to go explore every corner of the Measly

Mountains (no one knows why). So being the rebellious girl that she is, she decided to escape the eyes of her drunken father and run south. But first she needed some supplies...

"Which one was it?" She muttered to herself. She was in her father's storage room. Her father was the King's Royal shoe-shiner. His storage room was filled with shelf after shelf of shiny shoes. Her father hid a certain item in one of those shoes. She needed that certain item for the expedition she was going on.

"Ah ha!" She exclaimed as she found the item. She took it out of the smelly shoe and put it in her skirt pocket. She left the room and prepared to exit the castle.

As she arrived at the front gates someone was there to stop her.

"Kari where are you going?" Asked her brother. Kari groaned. Tai was the only

person she respected. She didn't want to make him angry, so she lied to him.

"I'm going to buy some beer." She told him.

"Oh ok." Tai said relieved, "don't be gone long though, your friend is coming over today."

Kari almost forgot. Sora was coming! She was flying all the way from Aros.

"Don't worry Tai I'll only be gone for a while." And she bolted out the door.

For some reason, she didn't know why, she needed to hike the Measly Mountains today. She was expecting something. She didn't know what it was, but she was expecting it.

***

Tk cursed under his breath as his face met the floor again.

"You idiot watch where you're going!" Scowled Harry Penis. Tk mumbled and got back up. It was a long boring hike up Butt Crack Canyon. 50% of his time was spent tripping and slipping of the sandy ground, the other 50% was spent being pushed down by Harry complaining that Tk was too slow.

Nonetheless Tk kept to it. Before he knew it, Blackball was slowly fading into the shadows as the human and the Org climbed higher and higher. When they were about 10 feet from the surface of the canyon, Harry stopped him.

"Ok kid, listen up. You have to climb out of Butt Crack and hike up that mountain. Once you're at the top spy down on the military equipment of Ty. When you're done come back and tell me everything you see."

"Why aren't you coming?" Asked Tk.

"Shut up and move!" The Org spat. Tk did as he was told but he couldn't help but mutter "chicken!"

He continued the climb and then, for the first time in 13 years, he stepped out of Butt-Crack Canyon. He shielded his eyes from the blazing sun above. He took a deep breath of cool, clean air. He was free again.

He looked back down the canyon. He gazed at the hellhole he had been living in for all his life. First he looked at Dickhead City which had been destroyed by monkeys. He looked at the Moo-Moo River, which was infested with cow sharks. Then he finally looked at Blackball, where he knew thousands of Orgs were preparing to release the gas in their rectums.

Afterwards, he looked back up at the sky, so blue, so wonderful, he never thought things could look so beautiful. And the air smelled so fresh! It wasn't plagued with the farts of the Orgs. And the water! The water was so clean and clear! It didn't look like a dragon flew by and had a flaming case of diarrhea in the nearby vicinity. Tk looked at his reflection in the water. He always was a little vain. His blue eyes, his neat blond hair, his sturdy body. The Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs didn't mar his natural beauty.

Then Tk remembered why he was here. He decided to get a move on it. He didn't want to piss off Mr. Penis. He continued his hike until he reached the summit of the mountain. The next scene would stay with him for the rest of his life.

He was looking upon the Kingdom of Ty. It's buildings stood tall casting pretty shadows all over the place. The sun dazzled on the kingdom creating a warm friendly feeling. Instead of the foul smell of Org gas, there was the smell of pot and warm root beer. Instead of muggers dotting the street, hookers dotted the street. Tk fell in love with the place the minute he saw it.

***

Kari raced to a fork in the road where she impatiently read the signs. One said to the woods of despair nobody was dumb enough to go there. They say the place is infested with birds that will periodically drop crap on you if you venture to far into the woods.

The other sign read To Measly Mountain #4. That was Kari's destination. The Kingdom of Ty was built between mountains #1 and #2. The Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs was built in Butt Crack Canyon, just below of Mountain #4.

As Kari made her way around the twisted winding path, she spotted a figure moving down the opposite side of the mountain. Upon closer inspection, she realized that the moving figure was a boy. A very attractive boy. The boy looked up and saw her. As she gazed into his deep blue eyes, she was shot by cupid's arrow. Unfortunately, the arrow knocked her off balance and she slipped and fell off the mountain.

***

Tk moved in reflex. He darted under Kari and caught her. She looked up dazed at the person who had saved her life. They both gazed into each other's eyes. Kari felt so warm and safe. She smiled, he smiled back. A moment that the two kids would treasure forever was about to happen but it was interrupted by a loud sour fart.

Tk bolted around and saw Mr. Penis looking at them with a rotten attitude and an even more rotten intestine. Kari screamed and wrapped her arms around Tk's neck.

"Listen kid, I told you to stay low. Don't you go flirting with a Ty chick." Harry spat.

Tk was about to open his mouth in protest but he was interrupted by another fart. This time, four stupid, ugly, fat Orgs were lumbered towards them. Harry had taken them along because they were stupid and expendable.

At the moment, the Orgs were chirping. The chirping was meant to disguise themselves as a pack of migrating cockroaches. Chirping and farting, they formed a circle around Tk and Kari. The kids were terrified. Especially Kari because she had never seen an Org before.

Harry gave an order to the Orgs, and immediately, one of them began to remove his pants. Kari screamed because she knew what was coming. He was going to take a dump.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Org crap, it is very acidic and it can easily burn a hole through anything.

Tk held Kari tighter and stared with icy hatred at Harry.

"If you lay one finger on her you'll regret it for the rest of your life!" Tk threatened. Useless to the Orgs but Kari was awed by his bravery.

The Org was interrupted from his bowl movements, however, because a speeding blur of color knocked him on the ground. The Org was stunned and looked up to see what had hit him, but it was moving too fast. The blur slammed into the other Orgs and soon, everyone including Mr. Penis was down on the ground.

The blur stopped moving and slowly the figure of a young girl with auburn hair and wings appeared.

"Sora!" Kari screamed with delight.

"Move along Mr. Penis this is Ty territory." Said Sora. Her face was cold and her eyes stern.

"You fanciful bitch." Said Harry as he got up, "Get them!" He screamed to the Orgs.

"Don't move!" She yelled. She held her hand up and sparks flew out of it, "One more step and you're all dead."

The Orgs were not afraid of death though so they lumbered towards the two kids. Still chirping however because they thought that there disguise as migrating cockroaches was working.

"Fine then!" Sora said and with that she sent a shower of sparks to the Orgs. One turned into a frog, the other into a leaf, the other into a cockroach, and the last one into a fire hydrant.

Harry grumbled but decided to retreat instead, no use fighting a sprite. He tried to snatch Tk up but he found a sword right under his nose. He looked up and found two hazel eyes glaring at him.

The eyes didn't blink as the person spoke, "Leave the boy and my sister alone and maybe we'll let you out alive."

Harry shook with anger but he turned tail and farted. The gas rocketed him back into Butt-Crack Canyon.

"I'll be back!" He screamed over the intestinal gas, "and Tk you'll be sorry!"

After the fart died down Tai spoke.

"Come on, the two of you are coming with me, we're going back to the castle. Kari you don't know how much trouble you're in so it's best you keep you're mouth shut. And remember to curtsy to Sora when you walk past her. She boasts a degree of royalty in Aros and she just saved you're life." Tai looked at Tk, "You can put her down now."

Tk realized he was still holding Kari. He blushed and put her down. The two of them curtsied awkwardly to Sora and then they made there way back to the palace in Ty.

***

They didn't say much on the short journey. The Kingdom of Ty was built in a ravine between two mountains so the hike was mostly downhill. After about an hour's walk, Tk found himself face to face with the gates of the city of Tie.

The four people entered and Tk was awestruck. First by the sun. Never had he seen such bright colors before. The bright colors of the fruits that a vender was selling, the green sheen of trees that lay off towards the woods of despair, and the black outfit that a hooker was wearing across the street from them. This city was the capital of the world, a place were trade prospered and people could come here expecting liberty and happiness. Tk thought that the world needed more places like this.

Once they arrived at the palace, which was the biggest most beautiful building of them all, Tai led them to Kari's chambers.

"Alright you two" Tai said to Kari and Tk, "I'm going to leave you here for a while because Sora and I have business to attend to with His Majesty. Kari don't try anything stupid. And you,-Tk right?-I'll send a servant to come and get you."

Tk nodded, was he in trouble? A dangerous thought crossed his mind. He wasn't accustomed to the rules and regulations of the Republic Democratic Confederate Union of Ty and maybe it was against the law to touch a girl or come into contact with someone who lives in the palace. He remembered that they had found him with an Org, which meant they must already know that he came from the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs. What punishment would they have in store for him? He pushed the thought out of him mind for now.

Tai and Sora left the room and the Tk and Kari were left alone together. Kari sat on her bed and began tracing imaginary pictures on the mattress. Tk tried not to stare at her.

"Thanks for saving my life." Kari said after an awkward silence.

Tk blinked, "Oh it was nothing, Sora was the one who really saved us."

Kari nodded then she realized that she was forgetting her manners. She stood up. "I'm Kari, daughter of the King's Royal shoe-shiner, pleased to meet you." She held out her hand.

"Charmed, I'm Tk...(what else is there to say?)." Once again he felt at a loss. He didn't know if he was supposed to shake her hand or kiss it. So he did both. Tk pressed his lips against her silky smooth hand. She blushed uncontrollably as she felt his warm soft lips.

When he realized he was kissing the hand for a little to long (35 seconds), he bolted upwards. She giggled and looked into his bright blue eyes. She liked him. She looked into his eyes and tried not to stare as she spoke.

"So, where are you from?" She asked. Careful, thought Tk.

"I'm not really sure. Up until now I was living in...(oh well here goes) Dickhead but it was destroyed by monkeys. Then I was brought to Blackball and I became Harry Penis's slave. He wanted me to spy on Ty's military outposts. I just wanted to run away. I couldn't stand that place and they wouldn't let me leave.

"So I don't know where I am from, except that Harry said something about kidnapping me. It's probably true because I defiantly don't come from the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs. I just....I was so happy when I saw Ty for the first time, I thought I was finally free from the hell I had gone through. And now, I'm probably going to go to prison." He felt himself on the verge of tears and collapsed on the bed.

Kari was swollen with sorrow and compassion for this boy.

"No, that's not it at all! There's no way your going to prison, I won't let that happen! You saved my life remember? As for your life story, I'm incredibly sorry." She said, and she sat down next to him and put her arms around his neck. Tk returned the embrace and sweetly kissed her forehead.

That's when a knock came on the door. The kids sat up startled. Tk shook his head. What was he doing? Kissing a Ty girl, a royal Ty girl. Well, she didn't seem to mind, actually...but that wasn't the point. Rules must be obeyed and peasants, especially foreign peasants, could not kiss high-class girls, even on the forehead.

A servant entered the room.

"Monsieur Tk, yes? Very good. His Majesty desires your presence. If you would please come with me to the throne room. And don't forget to curtsy." The servant held the door open for Tk. The boy looked back at Kari with a helpless expression but he managed to smile at her: her heart melted.

Tk followed the servant into a room that reeked of pot and seemed to be made of solid gold. Tk spotted another room that held the King's 785,621 mistresses.

He remembered to curtsy and he walked up to the King sitting on His throne. Tai, Sora, and a man who must of been Tai's father were also present and they were all smiling warmly at Tk. If this was Tk's death penalty, they were all very happy about it.

"Young Tk," Spoke the King, "There are many things I wish to tell you but it will take long and it is getting late. I have an appointment with a woman of mine you know." He winked. How did this sex-obsessed man inherit the throne?

"Well my boy, there is no charge against you, it has come to my attention that you saved my shoe-shiner's daughter's life. I speak on behalf of her family that they are all truly grateful. Anyway I have one thing to tell you, you are not from the Kingdom of the Rancid Orgs, you are from Ty. Yes I know I will explain everything tomorrow. But now you must rest. I had a servant of mine prepare the room across form Kari's. No hanky-panky with that girl now." The King winked again, Tk blushed.

"Well go on my boy, off to bed." The King said. Tk curtsied and remembered not to turn his back on the King. When he reached the door he turned around and left.

When he went back to the shoe-shiner's chambers (that's what Kari's family's house inside the palace was called) he found Kari waiting anxiously for his return and she wanted to know if he was in trouble. He told her everything the King had said to him and she felt relieved. Tk was happy that she was worried about him. It meant she cared.

He was facing her in the hall when he got this urge. He grabbed her hand and moved close in order to kiss her goodnight. His spirits soared as he moved closer but he stopped halfway. He remembered his status. He was a peasant, she was high-class. He sighed and let go of her hand.

"Goodnight." He muttered.

Kari looked back with a hurt expression on her face. He didn't like her she, thought.

Now, if this story was going to be about sappy romance, this is how it would go: Kari would think that Tk had no interest in her so she would be heartbroken and she would date another boy just to make him jealous. Meanwhile, Tk really does like Kari but he won't be her boyfriend because of his social status. So when he sees that she is dating someone else he is crushed. Until one fateful day, Tk explains why he isn't kissing her, she understands and dumps the loser she is dating. Then Tk and Kari get together and they live happily ever after. Either that or a heartbroken Tk will commit suicide.

Unfortunately, this is not a sappy romance fic so I'll save the love story mentioned in the paragraph above and get right to the point. Now back to the story.

Kari walked back crushed into her room but she stopped halfway there. She looked back and saw a very sad Tk turning around to go to his room. She ran towards him and flung her arms around his neck.

"Kari?" Tk said startled.

"Shh." She said putting a finger to his lips. She looked into his eyes, they were surprised, caring, and happy. He couldn't fight it any longer, he wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her. The kiss was so sweet and soft she barely felt it. They both closed their eyes. She put her hands on the back of her head and pulled him deeper into the kiss. She felt light, happy, as if she were floating in a cloud.

After one, maybe three, ok ten minutes her eyes fluttered back open and they were looking into a pair of blue eyes staring back. They noticed that a crowd of servants had gathered in the hall wide-eyed.

Tk blushed a little and released Kari from his embrace.

"Goodnight, Kari."

"Goodnight, Tk."

And they both walked back into their rooms.

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Ok ok so it did turn out to be sappy but I have a lot of people to please here and everyone likes romance. The next chapter is going to be about Mimi learning medieval folk dances and Izzy selling condoms. It'll be worth your while if your looking for a laugh, otherwise it's just plain stupid, but it takes a sophisticated person to understand sophisticated humor....ok enough bs I'm rambling again. Remember to R/R because if I don't get reviews I won't continue the story.