Hello. This is chapter 5 (6 if you include the forward). This chapter might be a bit short. I hope you guys like this series I'm writing. I'm putting a lot of effort into it, and when I am done, I'll try to regain what is left of my sanity.

Disclaimer: I don't own digimon, only the plot and any other characters other than the digidestined are mine.

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Chapter 5

Mimi's Moment to Shine

"STOP!"

Matt looked around just in time to see pigeon fly into his face. When he had finished coughing up the feathers, he found a girl with light brown hair wearing some sort of uniform glaring down on him.

Tk turned around and found himself confused and at a loss for words. What had just happened? A bird flew into the face of Tk's murderer. This was going to be a long day.

Before Matt could react, Mimi ran up to him and swiftly removed the knife from his hand.

"What's your name?" She said in a voice with so much authority that Matt was intimidated by it.

"Matt Ishida" He slurred. What was wrong with him? Was he afraid? Was he afraid of this girl that had so quickly made him helpless?

"Very well, Matt Ishida. You are under arrest for attempting murder, for carrying a weapon without a proper permit, and for urinating into a basket." Matt gulped. How did she know that he pissed into a basket just a few minutes ago before he came here? What was he going to say?

"Well when you have to go you have to go." His voice was shaky. Why was he so scared?

"Save your pathetic theatrics for the court, you're coming with me." She grabbed his arm.

"Wait a minute? Under whose right to you have to arrest me? Who are-" He was about to ask her but she stopped him and flashed out a card.

"Mimi Tachikawa. ASS Investigator." She beamed. She wasn't supposed to look proud, but she couldn't help it.

Meanwhile, Sora had walked out of the palace to see what all the commotion was about. When she saw it she laughed.

"Oh my God this is hilarious!" She said talking to Matt. "Not only are you the filthiest, dirtiest, most repulsive scum-sucking worm in the world, you're also a criminal!"

Matt tried to hide his face. For the first time he remembered why he was here.

"Wait a minute!" He shouted, "wait a minute I'm not the criminal. HE is." He said pointing to Tk. Tk was now absolutely lost, "what's going on? He asked.

Mimi was about to hit Matt over the head and drag him off to prison but something stopped her from doing it. Why did he think that Tk was the criminal? Slowly, the case began to open up in her eyes. Little by little, it was all coming together.

"Hold it." She said, "why did you say she that Tk was the criminal?" She asked Matt.

"Because that's what Joe told me! Joe said that Tk was a refugee from the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs, when he asked me to kill him I said yes. Wouldn't you kill a refugee from the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs?" Matt said desperately.

Then, suddenly, it was as if a light bulb turned on above Mimi's head. It all made sense now! She had cracked it!

"I've got it!" She said, "quickly everybody, to the palace. I have a lot of things to explain.

When they got back to the palace, Mimi asked if she could have an audience with the King of Ty. Apparently, the King had nothing better to do so he granted her wish. Once they were all there, the King, Mimi, Sora, Matt, Tai, Tk, and even Kari, Mimi began to explain:

"Ok, where do I start? You guys are familiar with Operation Rip Apart right?"

The King shook his head.

"Oh boy." Said Mimi; "Operation Rip Apart is the plan that Harry Penis is using to completely pulverize Ty. But in order to do that, he needs to make sure that Ty has no defenses against him. The most powerful defense Ty has is its political government. Without a King, Ty would fall. So since he can't kill the current King, he has to make sure that there is nobody alive to inherit the throne. So he kidnaps the Prince of Ty and his brother.

"So, this seems to be a perfect plan right? Well, at the University of Ty, there's a course on folk dances. The folk dances are taught by a man called Homo Sexual. Harry knows that folk dances cause Orgs to go into chronic crapping disorder. He doesn't want Homo to leak that information, so he pays Homo a nice some of gold to keep his mouth shut.

"Harry has somebody else to pay too. After he kidnaps the brother of the heir to the throne, he has to put the brother into a very bad place, hence, the Blubber-Stitch. So he gives the brother to Sandy Buttocks, the leader of the Blubber-Stitch, and pays her to keep the brother away from the palace.

"In conclusion, if you put it all together you get this: Harry wants to control the Kingdom of Ty, but he has to get rid of the heir to the throne first. Tk here, was kidnapped and brought to the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs. Matt, on the other hand, came here from the Blubber-Stitch Domain. This can only mean that they are brothers and that Tk is the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Ty!"

Everyone applauded in amazement, except for the King.

"I knew that." He said.

"Mimi stared wide eyed, "Then why didn't you tell us?"

"Because it's so much nicer to have things figured out for yourself."

Mimi scowled, "with all due respect Your Majesty." And she knocked him out.

"I fooled all of you!", Mimi shouted, "You all thought that I was a ditzy stuck-up air-head but I proved you all wrong! Now we have to hurry and prepare. There is no telling when Harry is going to launch Operation Rip Apart. We are going to have to stop him! When the king comes around we'll ask him what to do."

They all nodded. Sora couldn't help but smile when Mimi said that she had proved them all wrong. She had known Mimi since they were little. They were best friends in Aros and they still were now. Sora sensed a strange feeling about Mimi, it was a feeling she had when she met all, would-be heroes.

Well, she thought, with her magic, Mimi's skills, Tai's swordsmanship, and Matt's err.. never mind, they could surely find a way to beat Harry Penis and his ugly band of farting Orgs. As soon as the King came around, they would all embark and a mission that would test their skills, their courage, their intelligence, and blah, blah, blah you've all heard those phrases before.

There was still something that was bothering Mimi, however. Matt said that a person named Joe had sent him to kill Tk. Who was this Joe, she would have to find out. But first, she really needed a shower.

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Little did Mimi know that Joe was on his way. He had stopped to camp out for the night and as soon as he woke up tomorrow, he would kill Mimi. Unfortunately for him though, he didn't light a fire after he went to sleep so he might get eaten by a bear.

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Sorry if this chapter was so short, but you'll see why when you read the next one. Did you like it? The next chapter will involve...hey, why don't I just give you the name of the chapter and I'll let you figure out the rest: Ch. 6-I fell in love with the girl I'm supposed to kill.

Once again, please R/R but be nice and no flames. Au revoir.