Hi! Wow Chapter six already, it seems like I only started writing this fic a week ago...oh wait I have. Well anyway I hope you enjoy. As always the fic is 30% Takari, 20% Taiora, and the other 50% is just stupid. Ha ha ha, j/k. Hope you like my jokes. The end of the fic will contain my opinion on terrorism.
Disclaimer: Again? Oh well digimon is not mine but everything else in this fic including plot and other characters are mine.
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Chapter 6
I Fell in Love with the Girl I'm Supposed to Kill
The position of the King of Ty was probably the most respected and honored in all the Kingdoms. Even the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs can't help but be impressed by the past Kings' dynamic personality and charismatic leadership. So a simple question comes to mind: why is it that the current King is such a bumbling idiot?
Ty is the Kingdom of the new world, written under the ideals that every human has the rights to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. So shouldn't the leader of the free world rule the Kingdom with wisdom, power, and most importantly, love for the Kingdom and the people? Why is it that the current King, who would lose to a legless porcupine in a game of hopscotch, is so stupid? I am by no means making an allegory between Ty and the United States and the King with President Bush...
The good thing about this is that there could be a person with a much more charismatic leadership that will replace the King. But who? The first person who comes to mind is Tk, but unfortunately, that is impossible. Why you ask? Well, because Tk really doesn't know anything about the Kingdom of Ty. Sure, he is a citizen of Ty, but that's not enough. If Tk decided to become the King of Ty, he would have to learn the rules, politics, and economic status of the Kingdom, something that would take years of study. Surely Tk wouldn't want to spend half his life at the University of Ty studying the constitution of the Republic Democratic Confederate Union of Ty. And even if he did, he would still have to enroll in the KRTT-Knights of the Round Table of Ty. Tk wouldn't know the first thing about holding a sword or riding a horse.
Worst of all, Tk would have to spend years learning about correct etiquette. He would have to learn the correct way to peal an orange, the correct way to hold his fork, the correct way to walk, the correct way to address peasants, and the correct way to wipe his butt after he does number two.
Although being the King of Ty is the most honorary position in the entire world, Tk is not prepared, and chances are, he never will be.
So who will inherit the throne? The next candidate is Matt, but he also isn't prepared. Matt does know a little more about the customs of Ty, but there are things about Matt that wouldn't make him worthy enough of King. First of all, Matt has the same problem that the current King has-he's stupid. Plus, Matt was a member of the Blubber-Stitch. This was not something someone would be impressed about. Finally, Matt has a criminal record. He tried to kill his own brother. Sorry Matt, no throne for you.
So the problem persists. Who will inherit the throne of Ty? This was the discussion that the current King was giving to our friends:
"The next King has to be charismatic, dynamic, full of energy, and most of all err... energetic! He has to be a resident of Ty, he must have a full grounding in military tactics, he must have lived in Ty all his life, and finally, he must be a leader, and he must have courage.
"Now, I'm going to send you all on a mission. You must stop Operation Rip Apart. I don't know how you're going to do it though, so you must go north to Ju-Ju-Hick. You'll find a boy named Izzy there. He's a genius he'll tell you how to stop the Orgs. Once he tells you how, go do it.
"If any of you comes out of this mission alive, you will be inherit the throne as King (or Queen, let's not be sexist) of Ty!"
Tai, Sora, Mimi, Matt, Tk, and Kari all listened attentively. This was their mission. One of them would have to become King/Queen, even though some of them were not prepared.
"Well." Said Tai, "I guess we're off to Ju-Ju-Hick!"
"Wait a minute." Said the King. "You're name is Tai right? Good. Tell me Tai, have you applied for the Knights of the Round Table of Ty?"
"Uh, yes I have. Why?"
"Good. I declare you a Royal Knight." Said the King.
Tai almost fainted, "Oh thank you Your Majesty! Thank you!"
"Ok, ok enough, now get going. Oh you'll need these." The King handed them each a passport.
So they set off. Well, most of them did anyway. Kari wanted to go to but her father didn't let her. Sora also wanted to go but the King didn't let her because she was not a citizen of Ty, she was from Aros. Mimi also had the same problem, but she told the King what to do and where to go, saying that the King was a sexist pig because he didn't let the girls go on the mission, and she went with the others anyway.
"I'm so pissed at my dad! Why won't he let me go?" Kari was mumbling to Sora after the others had left.
"Oh don't worry, we will go. I'll find a way. The King can't just keep us here forever." Sora said pounding her fist into her hand.
"Wait Sora, you can use magic right?" Kari asked hopefully.
"Of course that's it! Quickly Kari, go get me some underwear."
"Huh?"
"Don't ask just do it! I have an idea."
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Bloody, bruised, and angry, Joe made his way up the busy road towards the palace. When he fell asleep last night, he forgot to light a fire so sure enough, a bear attacked him. Joe had gotten out alive, I wish could say the same for the bear.
Joe looked at his knife and smiled, he had killed a bear. If he could do that, he could definitely slay Mimi.
When he finally reached the palace, he saw a group of people walking out. He noticed that one of them was Matt. And another was Tk. Joe was furious. Matt was supposed to kill Tk! Oh well, Joe would have to kill three people today. He was about to chase after them, but he saw a girl race out of the palace to follow them. It was her. Mimi.
He had to think fast. Suddenly he saw that a pigeon was perched on her shoulder. He ran as fast as he could up to her, grabbed the pigeon, and ran into an alley.
"Hey!" She shouted, "You can't take that! That pigeon has been just like a pigeon to me!" But Joe was already out of sight.
She grumbled, "Wait up guys." She called to Tai and the others; "some jerk just stole Fido." She ran into the alley and blinked her eyes. It was surprisingly dark here. She felt something strange pang at her heart. Was it fear? Nonsense, she told herself. She was an ASS investigator; all she had to do was find the stupid pigeon.
She made her way deeper and deeper into the alley. When she came to a dead end, Joe attacked, he burst up from a box he was hiding behind and he thrust his arm around her neck. She screamed, and as he raised the knife in an attempt to kill her, his heart skipped a beat. For the first time he looked into her face.
At first, memories of his childhood came to him. His dad was a kangaroo and he had abandoned Joe and his mother shortly after Joe was born. Joe's mom, crushed after the kangaroo left her, took to the bottle and began abusing Joe. He eventually ran away from home and joined the Blubber-Stitch. Once he became a member, he learned something that was new to him-terrorism. The very word spiraled down his spine and made him laugh with glee. It was there that he learned that if he killed innocent people, he could get what he wanted, or so he thought.
The Blubber-Stitch twisted and contorted his mind, and pretty soon. He forgot all about love and friendship and his entire life was dedicated to killing people.
But now, as he looked into Mimi's eyes, as she looked into the clarity and sharpness of her eyes, the fear and nervousness she was portraying in her delicate face, his past was completely forgotten. He hand abandoned love, but love hadn't abandoned him.
He dropped the knife and let her go. Mimi was too stunned and puzzled to even run away.
"Oh Mimi." Joe said, "my life is a twisted and poor excuse for living. I've been abused and wasted away. Wounds have cut me so deep that I fear they will never heal. But now that I look at you, you have filled the void in my life with just one look, and I know that with your love I can carry on. What I'm saying is, Will you marry me, Mimi, and make this poor wretch happy?"
Mimi stared wide-eyed, "Uh, no. First of all I'm not attracted to men covered in blood wearing nothing but black. Second, I don't even know you; you have to earn my love. Third, you tried to kill me a few seconds ago, you think I'd marry my assassin? Finally, I don't like your eyes, it looks like you have fire in them.
"Over here Fido." She called to the bird. Fido was trying to go to her but he kept on flying into the walls of the alley, when he did finally reach her, she was surprised that he didn't split his skull open.
She turned to leave, but she remembered something she had heard about a man with fire in his eyes. Suddenly she turned around shocked.
"You're Joe the Terrorist aren't you?"
"Well, yes but-"
She cut him off,
THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT LINES IN THE WHOLE STORY:
"You're a terrorist? You make me sick. Who do you think you are? Terrorism, you know what that is? Killing. Kill, kill, kill, kill for the sake of killing. Kill for the sake of blood-shed. What do you think you can accomplish with the death of so many people! Huh? Tell me, what are you trying to prove by killing innocent people. Not just men, terrorism doesn't discriminate, even women and children. You and all the other filthy worms that call themselves terrorists mercilessly kill women and children.
"You make me sick. Use your head! Words, talk, discuss, that's how you'll solve you're problems, not through the death of innocent people! If you continue on killing, it will just be an endless chain of death and unhappiness."
*Everyone stands up and applauds*
"Come on Fido" She said, "Let's go."
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So? How was it? Did you like it? Was it funny, boring, interesting? You tell me, R/R. Chapter 7 will be up soon. Sorry if this was also a bit short, 7 will be longer. Bye.
