What's up everybody! This is chapter seven, although on the link it says chapter eight, what does it matter, numbers aren't important, at least in this fic. Hope you like it.
Disclaimer: How many times have I said this? Digimon is not mine. The plot, title, and other characters are. As always I hope you like and don't forget to review.
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Chapter 7
Gas-X
Kari ran down the stairs of the palace of Ty. She had to meet Sora. The two girls were planning to escape from the palace and join Tai and the others on their mission. It was about mid-day. The others had left just a few hours ago. She really needed to hurry. Kari found Sora out in the palace courtyard. The courtyard had a low wall, which could be climbed easily, except for the face that it was littered with guards equipped with bows and arrows.
"Did you get them?" Sora asked when Kari arrived.
"Yup, here they are." Said Kari pulling out two thongs, "Now tell me, why did you ask me to bring underwear?"
"Because I need them for a spell. They will help us get out of here unseen."
"How?"
"Stop asking questions! You'll see for yourself. Now quiet I have to remember how to do this." Sora placed both garments on the ground beside her and she knelt down. Kari watched her do this with vivid curiosity. Sora got on all fours placing her hands on the thongs. Then she started muttering words and phrases that Kari couldn't understand. It was probably some ancient language that was forgotten centuries ago and that was kept alive only by the few magical humans left on the planet. Later she learned it was German.
When Sora was done, the thongs withered and fluttered and finally became translucent, you could almost see through them.
"Ok, that should do it." Sora said getting up. She handed one to Kari.
"What happened to them?"
"I turned them into invisibility thongs. Let's go upstairs and put them on, then I'll teach you how to use them."
Once they were in Kari's room and they made sure that all the windows were closed and the doors were shut, Kari put the thong on.
"Ok. Now slap your ass." Said Sora.
"Are you serious?!"
"Just do it! But look in the mirror while you're doing it."
Kari shook her head in disbelief but she did as she was told. She looked at her reflection in the mirror and slapped her rear. Then she gazed in astonishment: her reflection began to fade until there was nothing there! She was looking right through herself. She tried waving, jumping, sticking out her tongue, but to her amazement, she was no longer there.
"You've become invisible." Said Sora, "Now slap your butt again."
She did and her reflection appeared in the mirror again.
"That's awesome! How does it work?"
Sora smiled, "Magic."
"Ok then, shall we go." Sora nodded and they both slapped their rear ends. It took them a while to get organized though:
"Kari where are you?"
"Over here?"
"Where? Give me directions."
"I can't see you. How can I give you directions if I can't-"
The two girls bumped into each other.
"Ok." Said Sora, "We'll hold hands. Whatever you do don't let go of my hand. If you do we'll get lost and we might not find each other, you wouldn't want to appear out of nowhere in public. Also people can't see you but they can hear you, so you still have to be quiet. Most importantly, don't bump into anyone."
Kari nodded, but then she realized that Sora couldn't see her nod so she said, "Ok I got it. We need to hurry."
They unlocked the door and slowly made their way back to the courtyard. It was difficult climbing up the outer wall holding hands, but in the end they managed. And soon, they were headed north.
Kari didn't run into to much trouble. She bumped into an old man once but he didn't seem to notice and he just said, "Beg your pardon." Her hand also slipped from Sora's grasp. Kari had panicked and grabbed at the air until she found Sora again and they continued walking. They didn't want to run because the pace could change and one of them could trip, then how would they find each other.
It was to late to realize what a big mistake Sora had made by heading towards
Ju-Ju-Hick, by the time Sora did realize her mistake, she couldn't tell Kari because if she spoke, other people would hear and wonder where the voices were coming from. she would have to wait until the evening.
***
Carl was a messenger hired by Homo Sexual. Homo was a professor who taught medieval folk dances at the University of Ty. He was being paid by Mr. Penis to keep his mouth shut. Homo wasn't allowed to tell anybody that folk dances caused Orgs to go into chronic crapping disorder.
Anyway, Carl had just delivered a sum of gold to Harry and was about to take a break from his job when he spotted a group of five teenagers walking towards the northern gates of the city. At first, Carl didn't pay any attention, but he spotted a boy that looked younger than the rest. Carl remembered one of the previous messages that Harry Penis wanted delivered to Homo: "100 pounds of gold to whoever kills Tk, blonde hair, blue eyes, about 15 or so, residing at the palace of Ty."
Carl also found out, through the aid of criminal friend, that Tk was the kid that Harry had kidnapped twelve years ago. Why this young teen was so important Carl didn't know, but he did know that 100 pounds of gold was a lot of money. More money than he had ever seen. Maybe he could kill Tk. Well, Carl wouldn't kill Tk himself, that would be too difficult. He could get someone to do it for him. Carl knew a lot of people in the criminal business. But for now, he would just follow these people, who knew what they were up to. Maybe he could aid Harry Penis with information. If Carl did extra work, he was sure it would bring extra gold. Isn't it strange how money changes people?
So Carl decided to follow them. He pulled his cloak way up to his nose and he stole a hat from a little boy. He could pretend to be a spy. Nobody would notice him...
***
"Have you noticed that that man had been following us ever since we passed the University?" Asked Tai. They were almost at the northern gates.
"Yes I have and I don't like him." Said Mimi, "I don't recognize him but I know I've seen him before." She had spied on Carl and Homo a few nights ago at the University.
"Well, what harm can he do? You're a Royal Knight if worse comes to worse I'll just kill him." Matt said.
"You mean I'll just kill him or Tai will just kill him. I have a license and he's a Knight. You have no right to bare arms." Mimi said. She didn't particularly like Matt, one reason was because he had tried to kill his own brother, the second reason was that she thought he was kind of dumb.
When they got to the northern gates, they asked the guard in what direction Ju-Ju-Hick was. He said to just keep following the signs that said, 'To Ju-Ju-Hick'...duh.
When they left the city, Mimi slapped her head, "Oh my God how could I be so stupid!" She said.
"What's the matter?" Asked Tk.
"I'm from Aros. I can't go to Ju-Ju-Hick they'll kill me! Besides, it's against the law for someone from Aros to go to Ju-Ju-Hick." She slumped down and sat on the ground.
"Can't you make an exception?" Tai asked.
"Well, I could write a letter to the government of Aros. I could go in as an ASS Investigator. But I wouldn't get permission until tomorrow." She said.
"Then that's the best you can do!" Tk said, "You'll just have to wait. You've done so much already and you've helped all of us in a huge way. Not to mention the fact that you've saved my life."
Mimi smiled, "Thank you Tk."
"Yeah, go back to Tie, you'll just get in the way if you come along." Matt said. He got dirty looks from all of them.
"I for one am glad you're with us. We need someone like you. Besides, we won't be in Ju-Ju-Hick forever so it may be best that you stay in Tie. Maybe you should keep a watch on Homo Sexual." Tk said.
"Thanks again Tk. You're right, I should keep a watch on Homo. But if I get permission from Aros I'm going to see you guys tomorrow!"
"Sure, we'll be back before you know it." Tai said.
Mimi nodded, "Ok bye!"
"Bye." Said Tai.
"See ya!" Said Tk.
"Stay out of trouble." Said Matt, and they parted.
Mimi's blind bird, Fido, had gotten confused by the sudden change of direction. When he noticed that Mimi was going back towards the northern gates of Ty, he followed frantically in the fear of losing her. He didn't lose her, but he did smash into one of the huge brass bars that made up the city gates.
"Stupid bird." Mimi muttered. She picked up the dazed pigeon and walked back to the University, she was going to finish her folk dance course. She made a promise to herself that she would make an Org go into chronic crapping disorder soon.
So four became three as Tai, Matt, and Tk continued there journey north towards Ju-Ju-hick. What would become of these three teens? Maybe Tk wasn't destined to become the King of Ty, fate would have something much better for Tk. There would be nothing better than for Tk to be remembered as a hero.
As for Tai, well, he was a Royal Knight, he would have to prove to himself and to everyone else that he was worthy of his position, although something else much better was also in store for him.
What about Matt? He would simply have to redeem himself and prove to the world that he was not the big dumb jerk the everyone thought he was. He would prove to Tai that he was just as capable of becoming a Royal Knight, he would prove to his little brother that he was an example and a role model to look up to, and finally he would prove to Mimi that he was potential boyfriend material. He had developed a slight crush on her.
So the three traveled onward with these ambitions in their heads and in their hearts. They didn't know however, that they were not three but five, Kari and Sora were following close behind, only they were invisible and were waiting for the right moment to pop up.
***
At the same time, just a few miles south in the city of Blackball, Harry Penis was listening to one of his partners. Or ex-partner as he was about to find out.
"I've decided to stop working for you Mr. Penis. World domination is not what I've always wanted after all. You see, I've fallen in love and I no longer want to be Joe the Terrorist. I want to be Joe the Lover. The lover of the most beautiful girl in the entire universe!" Joe was saying with a strange glazed look in his eyes.
"Let me get this straight." Said Harry. Harry was evilest, ugliest, and fattest Org that has ever farted. He would not take Joe's quitting lightly, "You've decided to stop working for me because you fell in love with the girl that I told you to kill."
"That's it." Said Joe, "but I came here to collect the gold that I've earned. I'll have it now please."
Harry almost laughed, "You know, you've got a lot of guts coming here saying that you want to quit and asking for gold from me. Do you know who I am and what I could do to you?" With that, Harry punched Joe so hard that he flew into the wall. After that, he squatted over Joe and unleashed a fart.
Joe felt the shockwaves, they were so powerful it was like receiving another punch. Plus the smell! Words can't describe the putrid green gas the was blasted out of Harry's rectum like dynamite.
Once Joe had recovered, Harry picked him up by the collar and spoke in a voice that was like a thousand needles in Joe's heart, "Did you feel that? That was nothing compared to the real damage one of my farts could do. Now you listen to me. Today is June fifth, Operation Rip Apart will take place on June 16th. You're going to go back to Ty and you're going to kill Mimi, Tk, and anyone else who knows about Operation Rip Apart! If you don't, I'll crap on you. That's not a threat it's a promise! Get going you little squirt and if I don't hear from you in three days, I'll hunt you down and rip your arms and legs off and I'll stuff them down your throat!"
Joe trembled like a baby and he ran Harry's house terrorized.
"Humph," Said Harry, "at least he is totally under my power now." He picked up a bag of gold and kissed it, "ah my money, don't you worry my love, you will never part with me. Harry held the bag of gold in the same way that Tai would hold Sora. This Org was obsessed over the shiny little gold coins. He had only said that he would give away 100 pounds of gold just so someone would kill Tk. Then when Tk's murderer came to collect the gold, Harry would kill him. Incidentally, Harry was paying Homo fake gold.
He put down the bag reluctantly and brought his mind back to business. He would keep on eye on Joe. He exited the house and walked towards the Blackball Military Base.
As soon as he entered, all the soldiers farted in respect.
"General Penis what can we do for you?" Said one of the Orgs.
"I want you to go look after a human. He just left here. Make sure he kills at least three people, and when he is done, I want you to kill him."
"Yes sir!" The Org saluted and burped.
"Good, now go but be careful. I don't want anyone to see you.
The Org nodded and lumbered off after Joe. Harry then took a minute to inspect all the soldiers. They were all doing well. They had to eat beans for three weeks straight in order for their explosive farts to work.
"Hey you." Said Harry to an Org that was farting more than usual, "I want you to go to Ju-Ju-Hick and kill everyone that enters the laboratories, clear?"
"Yes sir!" said the Org and he unleashed suck a massive fart that it rocketed him out of Blackball and sent him flying towards Ju-Ju-Hick.b
Harry laughed evilly, just a few more days, he thought, and Operation Rip Apart will begin!
***
It was now midnight. Tai and the boys decided to camp out before reaching
Ju-Ju-Hick. They would get there tomorrow around lunchtime. When everyone was asleep, Kari and Sora could finally show themselves. They slapped their butts and became visible again.
"Listen Kari," Sora was saying, "I'm not aloud to go to Ju-Ju-Hick because I'm from Aros. You're going to have to go alone. I'm sorry. Keep the underwear though, you'll need it. I'm going to fly to Rosa, the capital of Aros, and I'm going to see if I can get any help. Good luck Kari and please be careful."
Before Kari could say anything, Sora spread her wings and took off. She disappeared instantly in the vast blackness of the night sky. Kari mumbled. She was a scared, nervous, and excited all at the same time, but she realized that everyone else must be to. She slapped her rear again. It was no use in having one of the guys wake up and finding her, Tai would simply drag her back to Tie.
Now that she was alone, she seriously thought about what would happen if Operation Rip Apart couldn't be stopped. What then? The farts would tear through the Kingdom like missiles and punch out all the defenses like paper. Farts strong enough to crack mountains? This was serious, she finally realized that the only people that knew about Operation Rip Apart, were six teenagers. She definitely was scared, but then she looked at the three boys sleeping, Tk and her brother were there, they must be scared too, but they could take care of themselves, and she knew that they would always protect her.
She sighed and thought about the other girls, where was Mimi now? Probably sleeping at the University. And Sora? She was flying somewhere along the border between Ty and Aros. At last Kari stopped fighting sleep. Sleep came to her and she welcomed it.
**Next Day, June 6, Around Noon**
The gates to Ju-Ju-Hick, a Kingdom famous for it's ethnic diversity and technology. The most advanced Kingdom of the four, Ju-Ju-Hick was the door to the future. The Ju-Ju laboratories pumped out a new invention every week. If the people here didn't know how to stop Operation Rip Apart, then nobody would.
The three boys (and one invisible girl) entered the city of Ju-Ju and flashed their passports. They walked around the city for a while looking at the sites, but then Tai said that they were here for a reason so they entered Ju-Ju Laboratories.
Tai entered the building and went up to the front desk, a short boy with red hair was writing something there.
"Excuse me, do you know where I can find a boy named Izzy?" Tai asked.
The boy looked up, "I'm Izzy."
"Oh good, you remember me right? I'm Tai."
Izzy thought for a second, "Oh yes! Tai of course, you tested my condom. How's it going? What do you need?"
Tai sighed, "Do you have a minute?" And he began to explain everything. How Tk and Matt are the Princes of Ty, how Homo teaches folk daces that cause Orgs to go into chronic crapping disorder, how Mimi cracked the case but was almost killed by Joe the Terrorist, and finally, how Harry Penis plans on destroying Ty with Operation Rip Apart.
When Tai was finished, Izzy was amazed. "That was the strangest tale I've ever heard! Well, it seems to me that Operation Rip Apart is based on one thing: the power of the farts of the Orgs. If we could stop the Orgs from farting, then we could do the folk dances in front of them and cause them to go into chronic crapping disorder."
"That's a great plan, but how do we stop them from farting?" Tai asked.
"Gas-X." Said Izzy, the way he said it made the word sound mysterious.
At that point, Matt finally spoke up, "Is that the medicine that is found in heavily wooded areas?"
"Yes it is." Izzy said, "But Gas-X is very rare, it can be only found in one of the most dangerous places on earth."
"Where?" asked Tk.
Izzy's face went pale, "the haunted woods."
Everyone gasped, including Kari. Fortunately they didn't hear her.
"But the haunted woods has-" Tai was about to say.
"Yes I know, the corrupted birds. Not only corrupted in the head but in their intestines too. When the evil Phoenix took over the woods, all of the birds became her slaves. Now nobody ventures into those woods anymore, but if you want to get the Gas-X, you're going to have to go there...alone." Izzy said.
Tai gulped. But then he sighed because he knew it was the only way, "Ok then, I'll go. I'll understand if you guys don't want to come. But I'm a Royal Knight, I have to. The King ordered me to stop Operation Rip Apart and I will!."
Matt smacked Tai on the back, "Well you're not going alone 'cause both of us are coming with you." Tai saw Tk nodding.
"So am I!" Said Izzy.
"Huh?" Said Tai.
"I'm coming too! I'm the only on that knows what Gas-X looks like. I'm also very smart and there is no telling in what situation you'll need me!"
Tai shrugged his shoulders, "Ok then, I guess you'll have to come along then."
"Yeah!"
If this fic were an RPG game, this is what would happen:
*music*
[Izzy has joined the party!]
As the now four boys and one invisible girl exited the laboratories, a big fat Org stopped them in their tracks.
"Thanks for telling me your plans for stopping Operation Rip apart." Growled the ugly Org, "Now I can kill you all!"
Tai was about to unsheathe his sword, but a voice surprised them all.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. You big fat stupid Org why don't you just leave." It was Kari.
"Flattery will get you nowhere." Said the Org, "Who's talking? Where are you?"
"Over here!" The an exploding sound was heard and the Org fell down with a tiny hole in his chest.
"What was that?" Asked Tai in amazement and fear.
Izzy could barely speak, "That was a gun!"
"What's a gun?"
"The most modern weapon in existence, it's made up of a long shaft and a handle with a trigger, there's also a hole to put bullets in it. Then you pour gunpowder into it and pull the trigger. The explosion sends the bullet flying through the air towards it's target. Soldiers don't use it though because it takes to long to load and to long to pour the powder." Izzy explained.
Before anyone could reply, they heard another sound. It was the sound of hand against rear-end. The to everyone's amazement, Kari appeared in front of them out of nowhere.
"Kari!" Tk yelled, he was surprised and happy to see her.
Tai was also surprised but not very happy, "What are you doing here?"
"I came along. Sora gave me this magical thong that makes me invisible, as you can see I can take care of myself, and I just saved your life. I stole the gun from dad's shoe-shop in case you are wondering how I got it."
"That's nice." Said Tai, "But you can't come along with us. It's too dangerous. Go home and drink some beer or something. You can't come with us, I already have to many people to protect."
"Please let her come." It was Tk. Tai looked at him surprised.
"I promise I'll protect her if we run into trouble," Tk was saying, "and besides I think she can protect herself, she has a gun you know."
Tai gritted his teeth. he was outnumbered.
"Ok Kari, you can come, but under one condition. You remain invisible." He said
Kari jumped up with delight, "Thanks Tai! Don't worry, you won't even know I'm here." With that she slapped her butt and became invisible again.
After they left Ju-Ju-Hick, Tk felt something grab his hand, it was Kari. She leaned close to his ear so only he would hear her whisper:
"Don't worry, you'll always know where I am." And she kissed him on the cheek. Tk smiled, even though he couldn't see her he knew she was there. Is it the same way with God? Tk thought, you can't see him but you know he is there.
"Ok back to Ty and into the haunted woods." Tai said.
"And I'm coming to." said Kari.
*music*
[Kari joined the party!]
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Ok, that's another chapter finished! Chapter 8 will be up latest by tomorrow. I hope you guys like the speedy service, one chapter everyday! I'm not sure how long the fic is going to be, but I'm guessing around 9-14 chapters.
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