I FINALLY UPDATED!! This is the second part of the Three Days in Hell trilogy. Even though I've decided to call it a trilogy there is nothing special about it compared to the other chapters in this fic. It only sounds more prestigious.

Disclaimer: Digimon is not mine and half of this chapter isn't related to Digimon at all. This was written for the purpose of entertaining myself and others.

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Chapter 11

Three Days in Hell: The Second Day

In the most advanced scientific laboratory in Ty, three professors were slaving away, squinting at their test tubes, when a young boy burst into the room with a Royal Military Escort.

"Move out of the way. I have the answer on how to defeat the Orgs!" The boy shouted. It was Izzy.

"Who is you being?" Said one of the professors.

"I am Izzy, boy genius from Ju-Ju-Hick. I'm holding a sample of Gas-X. A substance that will supposedly stop the Orgs from farting, thus nullifying Operation Rip Apart."

"What is you talking about, what is Operation Rip Apart being, is that some new song that you young hipsters be making up?" Said the second professor.

The royal escort filled the three professors in. He told them everything about Operation Rip Apart and how Homo Sexual's folk dances cause the Orgs to go into chronic crapping disorder (the dances also increase sexual prowess but that's another story). He also informed them on how an unlikely band of teenagers managed to gain the trust of a Holy Phoenix (who was once a blind messenger pigeon) by defeating the evil Phoenix of the haunted woods of despair, and thus gaining the mysterious Gas-X.

"That is being quite an interesting story my friend." Said the first professor, "I believe we can be of assistance in your research on this exquisite substance."

"Thank you, we have to hurry though, the Orgs are probably testing the operation as we speak." Izzy said hurriedly.

"Very well, let me introduce myself." Said the first professor, "I am being Professor Luck."

"My name is being Professor Shmuck, the three of us are brothers." Said the second professor.

"My name is being Professor Fu- Well, why don't we get to work we have a lot to do!"

Izzy settled down at a desk cluttered with various instruments useful for chemical experiments: a rack of test tubes, three Bunsen Burners, and a smelly box of stool samples. Izzy meant to put a little bit of Gas-X into a test tube, but he slipped and the Gas-X fell into the box of doo-doo.

"Oh gross. I'll get it." Izzy mumbled, but as he said those words something fascinating happened, the waste products in the box dissolved completely upon contact with the Gas-X.

"This is being incredible!" Cried Professor Shmuck.

Izzy nodded in amazement, "yes it is. Quick, Professor Luck, tell the military escort to bring General Butt-Cheeks here as soon as you can. I have an idea." Izzy turned to Professor Shmuck and his brother, "you two go get me some more stool samples, I have an experiment to conduct!"

***

While Izzy was trying to figure out how to make a weapon out of Gas-X, Tk was trying to figure out how to get back to the Military Outpost in Ti without getting hit by a fart shockwave and being blown into a million pieces.

"Ok." Said Tk, "Where do you think we are on the map?"

"We couldn't be to far from Blackball, I say we are heading north, judging that it's morning and the sun is to the east. Which is a good thing, because north is the direction we want to go." Kari told him.

"Yeah I know, but if we go north we have to hike over a few huge mountains just to get out of Butt-Crack Canyon, and once we do that we'd be closer to Tie then to Ti." Tk responded.

"True." Kari stopped to think for a while then she had an idea, "Ti is northwest from here right? We could evade the Orgs, but we would have to go through the Gnome Forest."

Tk blinked. Was she serious? Gnome Forest was located in the center of Butt-Crack Canyon and it ran northwest across the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs. Although the Orgs were stupid, they were smart enough not to venture into Gnome Forest, because chances are they wouldn't come out sober.

Tree gnomes lived in Gnome Forest, hence the name. The tree gnomes were savage creatures about two feet in height and weighing no more than 3 pounds. Although they weren't a physical threat, the tree gnomes smoked more marijuana than all teenage Americans put together! This rendered the gnomes quite dangerous. The last case was reported by an explorer who saw a tree gnome attacking a watermelon. The gnome claimed that the watermelon had slept with his wife.

Also, the tree gnomes were called tree gnomes not only because they lived in trees and that they used sapwood for clothes, but also because they used trees as falling battering rams. Let me explain. The tree gnomes are very territorial. They don't want anyone walking into their forest and stealing their precious drugs, so they use trees as their primary weapons. If you were to walk next a tree in Gnome Forest, you would hear the sounds of roots cracking followed by a loud, squeaky "Timber!" and a 300 foot Redwood would come crashing down on you, splitting your skull and compressing your spinal chord. Hence the name, falling battering rams.

So you could imagine why Tk's response to Kari's proposition was, "Are you out of your mind, Kari? How do you think it's going to feel having a Redwood impaled upon you?"

"We're not going to be impaled by a Redwood. I can turn invisible and I also have a gun. You, how can you be worried? You just killed the strongest and most dangerous Org of this time! Plus, I noticed that in your battle with Harry you grew wings? If that kind of magic occurs in you when trouble arises, we'll be fine."

"Kari I know that, but I- I just don't want anything to happen to you." Tk said with true sincerity in his voice.

"I wouldn't even have asked to go through the forest unless I felt completely safe by your side." She smiled at him and gave him a hug.

"Ok fine. You win. But the minute I see a tree about to fall on us, we're getting the heck out of there." Tk said.

Kari nodded, "ok we don't have time to waste. She pointed in the direction of towering trees. "Let's go!"

***

"GET UP YOU SMELLY SCUM-BAGS. GET YOUR DIRTY @$$'S INTO THE SHOWER AND THEN BRING YOUR SKINNY BODIES OUT INTO THE TRAINING GROUNDS!!" This was Tai and Matt's wake up call. Without even protesting, they silently rubbed the sleep from their eyes an proceeded to do the three S's (shave, shit, and shower)

They finished the three S's surprisingly quickly and scrambled out onto the training grounds.

General Butt-Cheeks looked at her watch, "Not bad for a couple of sissies. Now here, take these and don't say I never gave you two jerk-nuts anything." Tai inspected the object that the general had given him. It was parchment bound together so that the pages could be turned.

"What's this?" He asked.

"It's called a book you idiot! It's Dante's Divine Comedy. You two scum-sucking worms have to read the whole thing by the end of the day!"

Tai shrugged, "That's not so bad."

The general mocked him, "That's not so bad." She mimicked in a squeaky little voice that sounded like one of Barney's best friends, "Well you better believe it. You also have to trek across all of the Measly Mountains twice, barefoot with bowling balls attached to your feet."

"Oh is that all?" Tai said sarcastically.

The general almost exploded, "You and your big fat sassy mouth! Would you like me to cut off your reproductive organs and make you eat them!"

Tai shook his head fiercely.

"Good then take off your shoes, put on these shackles and start reading!"

Tai did as he was told and Matt didn't even reply, his still burning ass told him to keep his mouth shut. Once they had their shackles with bowling balls attached to their feet on, Matt and Tai opened the book to page 1 and began hiking (with some difficulty) up the first mountain. Since the general didn't trust them, she followed them on a donkey, and took the opportunity to get herself a tan.

The events that will happen to Tai and Matt in the second day of their test will be revealed later in the chapter.

***

"Ouch, what happened?" Mimi grumbled and tried to get to her feet. When she became fully aware of what was going on, she realized that she was tied to a chair and she was being stared at by a few ugly faces. She was in some sort of cave. It was dark damp and smelly.

"So the little princess finally woke up." The first figure said.

Mimi looked up. It was Homo.

"Oh good she's awake. You told me she was a fire-cracker, she doesn't look so dangerous to me." A female voice this time, coming from behind Mimi. She jerked her head backwards and managed to get a glimpse of a woman with blond hair.

"Who are you?" Mimi asked as she managed to tilt her head in a way in which she could see the woman better.

"My name is Sandy Buttocks." Said the blond lady, "I'm the leader of the Blubber-Stitch Clan. I can tell you've been a real pain in the butt to deal with. You discovered the secrets of the folk dance, managed to tame a Holy Phoenix, softened Joe the Terrorist, and you warned the King of Ty about Operation Rip Apart. I must say Mimi, I'm quite impressed."

"Yeah she's good alright. Kind of heavy too." Mimi turned her head around in the direction of the other voice. She spotted the man who had knocked her out.

"You must be one of Homo's 'associates'." Mimi said smirking.

The huge man laughed, "My name is Haywood Yablowme. I'm the one who hauled your big fat ass up the mountain."

Mimi wanted to ask more, but she decided that she might learn more just by being quiet.

Sandy began, "The Blubber-Stitch have been in close cooperation with the Orgs. However, we plan on overthrowing them as soon as Operation Rip Apart has taken place. With the King of Ty gone and the Orgs out of the way, we can set up our own government in Ty since the Republic Democratic Confederate Union of Ty will crumble!"

"However doing that may be difficult if you and your friends manage to stop the Orgs." Homo explained, "so sweetheart, we need you to tell us what your friends are doing so we can stop them. Once the Orgs commence Operation Rip Apart, the Blubber-Stitch can invade the Kingdom of the Rancid-Orgs."

"How are you going to manage that? The Orgs will crush you and your blonds!" Mimi said.

"We have a plan of our own, but that's of no concern to you." Sandy told her, "speak Mimi, we're waiting."

Mimi shook her head. She knew her requirements as a spy well. If she was captured than she died. But never, under any circumstances, did she give away information to the enemy. She would rather die. However, she was trained to escape quickly.

"Very well, I'm going to have to torture you than." Said Homo. He took of his cloak to show his pink leotard and he started dancing around the room singing:

"I like big butt's and I cannot lie!..."

Mimi groaned. She wasn't going to take this sitting down, or in any other position for that matter. She was going to bust out of that place as soon as she got the chance.

***

"Kari I don't like the looks of this." Tk said as they walked along the path in Gnome Forest. It was dark and Tk had the feeling that they were being watched.

"Shush! Less talking and more walking. If we hurry we'll make it before sundown." Kari said picking up her pace.

Tk followed cautiously behind her. His gaze was fixed upwards at the enormous trees. Under any other situation, he would have thought that they looked magnificent. They swooped up into the heavens, bigger than anything he had seen before. They loomed up in the sky, older than any human has ever lived, looking sage and wise. But now, the only thing that Tk was thinking about was how much it was going to hurt once those mega-ton trees fell on him and Kari.

He shook the thought out of his head and instead focused on Kari's ass.

Meanwhile, a couple hundred feet up on the tree, a tiny figure was watching the two kids walk through his territory. He didn't like that, so he threw away the joint he had been smoking and he went to summon his friends.

"You know you have an adorable as-" Tk stopped in mid-sentence realizing what he was saying. She had put him in a trance and she didn't even know it.

"Hmm?" She said turning around to face him.

"Nothing, I was just saying you look cuter than usual." Tk said scratching his head. He did that often when he was nervous.

Kari blushed, "Thanks Tk, you're so sweet."

Tk blushed as well, "Is it just me, or do you get the feeling that we are being watched."

"Yeah kind of."

"In that case..." Tk seized her by the waist and spun her around behind one of the massive trees. She suppressed the urge to scream out with glee and giggled as he gently placed her up against the tree. A small shaft of sunlight made its way through a gap between the branches and shone down on Kari. The soft light illuminated her like an angel descending from the heavens.

Tk grinned, "you know what happens now don't you?" He asked as a devilish grin crossed his face.

"Tk-" She tried to protest but he put of finger to her lips and began kissing her neck and shoulders. She closed her eyes and smiled deciding to let him continue for a few more seconds, ok, a few more minutes.

Kari ran her hands through his golden locks as he continued to nuzzle and kiss her neck. When she finally got a hold of herself, she brought his face up to hers and whispered in his ear:

"Tk, I don't this is either the time or the place." She mumbled. He nuzzled her again and made baby eyes at her, "What makes you say that?"
Suddenly her eyes widened and she stopped combing his hair, "maybe it's because there're ten little gnomes standing behind you and they don't look too happy.

Tk's eyes bulged and he looked around, sure enough, there they were. Ten little gnomes who all looked surprisingly like some bogus person from Lord of the Rings.

The tallest one (which was about three feet) said nothing and instead, with enough passion capable of swooning a drunken elephant, charged at Tk. The little gnome smashed his face against Tk's hip and fell towards the ground dazed.

"Retreat!" Cried one of the gnomes and they all scrambled around and bumped into each other. Eventually, they all managed to make it up the tree.

"That was awkward." Said Kari, still confused by the sight of the Tree Gnomes. Without saying much, the two kids found the path, and continued in the direction of Ti.

After about ten minutes, they heard what seamed to be a gnome bashing his head against a tree, and then a sharp, "TIMBER!"

Kari screamed as Tk lunged at her and pushed them both out of the way of the massive tree that fell to the earth with a deafening crash. Splinters and branches flew everywhere and the tree kicked up so much dust when it fell that Kari had trouble seeing her own hand which was not even a foot in front of her face.

When the dust and debris finally settled, a gnome jumped out of the tree and saw that Tk and Kari were unharmed.

"Oh crap, you're not dead." The gnome spat.

"Why do you want to hurt us?" Kari asked.

"Because you're obviously here to steal our marijuana!" He screamed passionatly. He pointed to a bush of already rolled joints.

"No. No we are not." Tk said. He went over to the bush, plucked off a joint, and gave it to the little gnome.

"See?" Tk said smiling, "we only want to cross through the forest." Then the gnome did something peculiar, he started crying his heart out.

"This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!" He sobbed, "you have my eternal gratitude, myself and the rest of the Tree Gnomes will serve you for the rest of our lives!"

Tk scratched his head, "uh thanks... I guess."

The gnome stopped crying and went over to hug both kids, "you two don't worry. I'll have this tree out of your way in a minute." With that, he called his comrades and they all tried to lift the enormous tree.

Kari looked at Tk, "That was weird." She said. He nodded and then they both started laughing uncontrollably.

"What the heck was up with that?" Tk said pointing to the gnomes.

"I really don't know. Let's just get out of here. I think this environment is slowly frying my brain." She responded.

Tk laughed and then looked at the Tree Gnomes. Despite their desperate efforts they weren't having a lot of luck.

"This may take a while." He said pointing at them, "Wanna make out?"

"Sure!" She smiled and flung her arms around his neck.

***

"Yes I'm absolutely positive this is going to work." Said Izzy. He was holding a long pointed pill of Gas-X.

Professor Luck ran back into the room. He and the Royal Escort had gone to get General Butt-Cheeks but she was with Tai and Matt somewhere along the Measly Mountains. He told Izzy that General Butt-Cheeks wasn't available, so they decided to keep on modifying the Gas-X until it was perfect. Now all they needed was Kari's gun.

***

"So what page are you on Matt?" Tai asked after a long silence. They'd been hiking up an enormous mountain that they thought was going to last forever, now they were finally going downhill.

"Three. I had so much trouble hiking with these bowling balls that I can't even keep the book open without slipping. Let alone concentrate and actually read it." Matt said as he tried to keep his eyes on the trail and on the book at the same time.

General Butt-Cheeks, who was in a bathing suit with a nice pair of sunglasses, sat up on her donkey and looked at the two boys, "will you two stop complaining? It's hot out and I don't need any more hot air coming from you're mouths!"

"Sorry general." Tai grumbled. Matt didn't even bother replying.

"If you don't want to read the Divine Comedy I'll make a deal. You guys can read the first three chapters of War and Peace." She said.

"The book only has four." Tai hissed under his breath.

"Well hurry up you lazy bums we're hiking- I mean you're hiking in Blubber-Stitch territory. Don't want to be caught and thrown of a cliff with a bunch of monkeys do you?" She added and then reclined once again on her donkey.

Tai snorted indignantly but he quickened his pace anyhow.

***

Sora fluttered gently to the ground and hid behind a shrub. She had witnessed Mimi being dragged into a cave. Haywood had rolled a boulder into the hole to keep Mimi "safely" inside. Despite Homo's efforts to get information out of her, Mimi would not speak, and since she was more valuable to Sandy alive than dead, they had left her in the dark, dirty cave alone until she decided to spill the beans.

Luckily for her, Sora was fermenting a plan in her head on how to bust Mimi out of the cave without making much noise. When she was sure the coast was clear, Sora ran up to the cave and concentrated magic in her fingers. She eyed the boulder that was blocking the passage into the grotto and she slowly whispered the spell to herself. She thought that if she spoke to loudly she might attract attention.

Finally, with a sweeping motion of her right arm, a powerful red shockwave emitted from her fingers and hit the boulder with an earsplitting crash. The rock turned red and exploded into a thousand pieces. The explosion echoed throughout the mountains and started an avalanche three miles away which swallowed up an eighty year old monk who was under a vow of silence.

"So much for being quite." Sora grumbled.

Mimi, who had been dozing off just a few seconds ago, woke up with a start as a piece of rock came whizzing by just inches from her face. She bolted up in her chair and saw Sora waving at her with a goofy smile on her face. Mimi always expected strange things to happen, but never had she expected this.

Sora ran into the cave and began untying Mimi's hands. The sound of the explosion was still echoing in the cave.

"How did you find me." Mimi asked rubbing her wrists.

"Just luck I guess, I followed you and a few other people here, and when they tied you to a chair and threw you in this cave, I didn't exactly think like they were inviting you over for Christmas." Sora responded chuckling.

"Well, we have to hurry, if those blond idiots heard the explosion, they won't be to happy. We also have to figure out a way of how to kidnap Homo." Mimi said.

Speak of the devil, at that point a few spies from the Blubber-Stitch along with Homo and Haywood were running up to the cave.

"What was that sound, did you fart again Haywood?" Said one of the spies. When they rounded a corner they noticed that the boulder was in pieces and that the two girls were running out of the cave as fast as they could.

"I'll stop them." Said Haywood as he jumped in front of their path. The girls stopped dead in their tracks.

"Oh crap." Mimi said, although Sora did save her, her reckless behavior was not going to get them anywhere.

"I'll handle this behemoth, you try to get Homo." Sora whispered. Mimi nodded. Haywood growled and lunged for the girls but Sora flew up out of his grasp and Mimi dodged between his legs.

"Get those two bitches sweetheart!" Homo screamed. He was standing on a piece of broken boulder dancing around like a cheerleader.

"Just try." Sora said she twirled around in the air and unleashed a flurry of sparks from the tip of her fingers.

"Hey that's not fair." Haywood grumbled as a spark hit his face and singed off an eyebrow.

Meanwhile, Mimi scrambled up from the floor and tackled Homo. She knocked him off the rock he was dancing on and they rolled around struggling together.

"Help!" Homo cried, "this is worse than the time I told my mother that I didn't like her fruitcake!"

"Correction." Mimi stated, "this is worse than the time you told your mother that you were a fruitcake." She smiled at the statement before knocking him out.

The girls thought they were having the upper hand, until Sora flew to close for comfort and Haywood swatted her down like a fly with his massive hand. Also, the Blubber-Stitch spies decided to stop being so patient and one of them tackled Mimi.

"Ow-" She tried to scream but the spy was trying to choke her to death.

"You stupid bitch." said the spy, "you're not going to give us any more trouble. Soon Operation Rip Apart will take place, and humanity as you know it will be extinct. The only survivors will be the Blubber-Stitch and the Orgs. Goodbye sweetie, you'll die knowing that you have failed Aros."

Mimi struggled violently but to know avail. Her eyes began to tear up as less oxygen flowed to her brain. Why did it have to end this way? As she struggled fighting for her life and drawing her last breaths, she hallucinated and saw Tai and Matt running towards her. Matt lifted his leg up and a chained bowling ball smacked the spy in the face. The spy collapsed and Mimi sucked up much needed air. She fell into Matt's arms and gasped breath after breath of sweet air. No hallucination after all, how the two boys got here though was beyond Mimi.

"What took you so long?!" Mimi gasped.

Matt almost laughed, "What took us so long? You want to know what took us so long!" He chuckled as Mimi gripped his shoulders, continuing to gasp for air.

"You okay?" He said after a while. She nodded.

"Hello, a little help here-ow!" Sora screamed as Haywood landed a crushing blow on her.

"Hey big boy!" Tai yelled. Haywood turned around and the next thing he knew a bowling ball connected with his crotch. Then came oblivion.

After the screams subsided, the remaining Blubber-Stitch spies decided to attack. Tai began to put up his fists but Sora stopped him.

"No Tai, we can't win, let's go back to Ti and get General Butt-Cheeks." She said.

"But she's here or at least she was." Tai said as he began to run.

"It doesn't matter, I know what the Blubber-Stitch are up to, I have to get back to Ti right away!" Mimi yelled as she followed him.

Tai nodded, "Ok, Sora, you try to fend off these losers while Matt and I take Mimi back to Ti." He said.

"Gladly." She said, right before summoning a fireball and throwing it at one of the spies.

"RUN!" Matt yelled. And they did, as fast as they could (which was difficult for the boys since they had bowling balls chained to their feet) down the mountain.

It wasn't until they were halfway down that Mimi realized that she had made a horrible mistake.

"HOMO!" She yelled, "Shit I forgot all about him, I have to go back and get him."

"We'll go with you." Matt said turning around to go back up the mountain.

"No, I'm an ASS Investigator, I can take care of myself. You guys have a test to finish, I'll be back soon." She responded.

All Matt could do was nod as he saw her bolt up the mountain again.

***

"What's going on? Where's my brother?" Kari asked. She and Tk had just arrived in Ti and where surprised to see that almost no one was there.

"Tai and Matt are taking the Three Days in Hell test and I have no idea where the girls are." Izzy was saying, "But I do know that I have perfected the Gas-X. I just need you're gun to try it out."

"My gun, why?" She asked puzzled.

"You'll see." He said taking the gun from her. He loaded the elongated Gas-X into the gun and gave it back to her, "Fire this at an Org and see what happens." Kari took the gun still confused.

"Now." Said Professor Shmuck, "We need to be making a lot more guns for every member in the Royal Knights of the Round Table of Ty!"

"Let's get to work." Izzy said enthusiastically. There was nothing he loved more than to make things. His joy for his work drew people to do things with him. So partly because they were awed by Izzy's passion and partly because they had nothing else to do, Tk and Kari helped Izzy in making the guns.

***

"I'm sorry Tai I can't go through with this, I have to go help her." Matt said. He was worried about Mimi and didn't want her to go get Homo all by herself. What if she got captured again?

Tai put his face in his hands. What was he going to do? He threw away the book he didn't even start reading and he looked up at Matt.

"Let's do it!"

***

Despite Matt's sincere worry for his friend, Mimi was having a fine time and was in no need of help. In the few minutes that she had spent trekking up the mountain, she had decapitated a spy, rolled a boulder over an angry mob of monks, caused an avalanche that destroyed the Blubber-Stitch's mushroom pasture, removed the reproductive organs of a spy, smashed the reproductive organs of another spy, tore off with her bear hands the reproductive organs of yet another spy, threw a number of spies off the side of the mountain, removed a spy's liver, sterilized almost all of her opponents, set one of the Blubber-Stitch's villages on fire, and finally, freed the monkeys that were about to be thrown off of a cliff.

But she still hadn't found Homo. And because Mimi was becoming somewhat of a threat to the well being of a Blubber-Stitch, Sandy Buttocks decided to dispatched a troop of Orgs that had sworn allegiance to her.

Mimi was happily skipping up the mountain singing and was ready to smash more reproductive organs when a band of angry Orgs surrounded her. She panicked at first, but then a sly smile spread across her face and her eyes twinkled with wicked glee.

"Alright boys, let's dance."

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Whew, ten pages! I hope that didn't take too long. Are you people excited? What's going to happen when Mimi makes an Org go into chronic crapping disorder? Hahaha you'll find out soon in the last chapter of the three days in hell trilogy!!

Remember to R/R a lot. I love reviews and I'll finish faster if I get a lot of them. In case anyone was worried, I have no intention of discontinuing the story. I just don't have as much time as I did over the summer that's all.

Ok I guess this is kind of late but Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Later.