Gil Grissom

The best CSI in the lot,
So very hot.
He has a job that is quite gory,
He also works in the Laboratory.
He cuts apart a persons gut,
He makes sure the cases are open and shut.
To slice and dice,
To be concise,
Is his job.
To get DNA, he pulls out a swab.
'Round and 'round he goes.
A body's purpose is to decompose,
That is his philosophy.
He also has a college degree.
He is called a 'science geek,'
He has the perfect physique.
That is all about Mr. Gil Grissom.
I would really love to kiss 'em.
He is very lovable, I guarantee.
Don't you agree?