CHAPTER 3~Aliens!
Doggett smiled, and jumped on the bed with the other two naked agents. "C'mon, Mulder! I've been waiting for this my whole life!" He ripped off his shirt. "Lick me!"
Mulder gulped.
"You know you wanna..." Doggy persuaded.
"Ummm... Wouldn't you rather Scully did that?" he asked.
Scully raised a skeptical eyebrow and telepathically told him, "NO!"
"Moo." Doggett said and turned into a big cow.
Reyes gasped and fell back, hitting her head on a something sharp.
The naked Mulder and Scully ran over to her, and ripped off their masks, to reveal alien heads. Then they probed the dead agent.
Mulder licked Scully's face, and they were beamed up into space, never to be seen again.
Suddenly, Post Man Pat came into the room with a sack of mail. He looked around and saw the cow, the dead woman and the UFO. He sighed. What a day.
((NO I AM NOT DRUNK! I'M JUST INSANE!))
(Oh, by the way, I forgot the disclaimer. Mulder, Scully, Doggett, Reyes, and Post Man Pat do not belong to me. Neither do cows, UFO's, hotels, skeptical eyebrows, mail, sledge hammers, or Osama Bin Laden.)
Ok... this is the LAST time I'm writing a crazy fic like this shit. Have a nice day.
!END! (Thank God!)
Doggett smiled, and jumped on the bed with the other two naked agents. "C'mon, Mulder! I've been waiting for this my whole life!" He ripped off his shirt. "Lick me!"
Mulder gulped.
"You know you wanna..." Doggy persuaded.
"Ummm... Wouldn't you rather Scully did that?" he asked.
Scully raised a skeptical eyebrow and telepathically told him, "NO!"
"Moo." Doggett said and turned into a big cow.
Reyes gasped and fell back, hitting her head on a something sharp.
The naked Mulder and Scully ran over to her, and ripped off their masks, to reveal alien heads. Then they probed the dead agent.
Mulder licked Scully's face, and they were beamed up into space, never to be seen again.
Suddenly, Post Man Pat came into the room with a sack of mail. He looked around and saw the cow, the dead woman and the UFO. He sighed. What a day.
((NO I AM NOT DRUNK! I'M JUST INSANE!))
(Oh, by the way, I forgot the disclaimer. Mulder, Scully, Doggett, Reyes, and Post Man Pat do not belong to me. Neither do cows, UFO's, hotels, skeptical eyebrows, mail, sledge hammers, or Osama Bin Laden.)
Ok... this is the LAST time I'm writing a crazy fic like this shit. Have a nice day.
!END! (Thank God!)
