This fanfic is written by yours truly along with the help of G*Ness. As far as we know this is a completely original idea. All Moulin Rouge characters belong to Mr. Baz Lurghmann. All hp characters belong To Ms. JK Rowling. Everything else belongs to the two of us.
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Hogwarts had just ended for the summer. While the students were enjoying their new found freedom, the teachers were already planning the following school year. Dumbledore thought they should do something new and exciting for the opening feast. He called the teachers together to brainstorm ideas.
"We could have a ball," suggested Flitwick
"We always have balls, we need to do something new." replied McGonnagal
"How about a concert? We could have a popular band come." suggested Hagrid.
"No, that's on the same lines as having a ball."McGonnagal said.
"Play,"came Snape's cold voice.
"Why, I think that is the best idea I have ever heard from you."Dumbledore said.
"Thank you professor."
"I think it is a splendid idea. Since you thought of it Snape I'll have you as the teacher in charge and I will call up some students to come back and help you."
Snape didn't look to happy but since all of the other teachers were so enthusiastic he reluctantly agreed.
Two weeks later, Draco, Harry, Ron, Fred, and George arrived at Dumbledore's request to help Snape with the play.
"I really don't want to have anything to do with this. I leave you completely in charge. Don't do anything stupid or you'll be in big trouble."
"OK I'm in charge then."stated Fred.
The only one who seemed to have a problem with this was Draco, but he was outnumbered in everything.
"Why don't we do a Muggle play or movie?"suggested Harry.
"That's a good idea. Muggles always come up with such interesting ideas." Ron said excitedly.
"I was talking to Oliver the other day and he was talking about this romance movie he just saw that he thought was really good. I think he said it was a musical." George said.
"Why don't you send Oliver an owl George. I think that sounds like something we might be able to do."Harry said.
"Do we have to do a romance?"Draco asked. "Can't we do something with lots of violence?"
"No. Besides, how do you know there isn't a little bit of violence or a villian or something."Fred said.
George's reply from Oliver said he would come up to Hogwarts in a day or two. He would bring the movie with him so they could see it, and he would stick around for awhile to help them. When Oliver arrived, he told them that the movie was called Moulin Rouge. Draco was relieved to find out there was a villian. They were all relieved to find out there were hot girls in the movie. Ron, being like his father, was fascinated by what Oliver called a dvd player, which was for playing the movie.
Within five minutes Fred and George were laughing hysterically.
"I call dibs on the dwarf dressed as a nun."called Fred.
"But that's the one I wanted. Fine I call dibs on the unconcious argentenean."George said.
"Oooo Absinthe, isn't that stuff illegal?" Harry asked.
"I think it is legal here but I know it's not in the U.S."replied Draco.
Everyone stared at Draco but they were so intrigued by the movie that they soon forgot about his reply.
"Wow, look at all those women." Ron said blushing.
"Wait until you see Satine." said Oliver.
No one said anything the rest of the movie. By the end everyone was crying-even Draco.
Once Draco controlled himself, his only comment was, "It would have been better without so much lovey dovey singing." All of them knew though that he didnt mean it.
"Now it's just a matter of figuring out who should play the different parts."said Fred.

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OK first chapter done. Hopefully this will work well and be a good fanfic. hmmm I'm trying to think if there is anything important I should be saying. I think the next chapter is going to be a short one but I think it will be posted in the next two days. I had a brainstorm today while I was watching Moulin Rouge for like the hundredth time this weekend, so I think I have a general idea of what is going to happen it's just a matter of writing it. r/r make them nice.