Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, or any of its characters, so don't sue me!

Pairings: 1x2 3x4 and any others I add in.

WARNING: I DON'T LIKE RELENA

(I know, I say that every time, but it's true. And I like writing it, so there!)

Plot: Come on, you should know this by now - there isn't one!

Thanks to:

Jade Crescent; Thanks for reviewing, glad you like it.

Arabian Babe; I'm going to keep going, and you will get insights into everyone's minds. }scary thought, huh?{

Duo/Folken/TK; Yes he's already pregnant. That will be explained later (I think), and I tried to think of all the most disgusting food I could and then just put it in one sandwich, labelling it as a 'food group'. Yuck!

Queen-Of-Demon-Dragons; Sorry that it took so long to update, but I'll give you two chapters this time, okay?

Annie Maxwell; Thank you, I like my Heero too, he seems so 'in control', but in a good way.

Chapter three - Wufei's POV (Argh, we're in for it now!)

As I walk down the street with the others I can't help sneaking looks at Duo. After his, 'episode', as I've taken to calling it, he has been acting suspiciously normal. I can almost believe that I imagined the whole thing, but trust me when I say that Duo, eating five, repeat five, of the most disgusting sandwiches I have ever seen is not something my imagination can come up with on its own.

And now, due to Duo's cajoling, we are on our way to the cinema. The cinema! Do I look like the kind of person whose idea of a good time is going to the cinema? Because let me tell you, it isn't! According to Duo there are very few actual cinemas still around, most got torn down when everything got so much more sophisticated. While this explains why I've never actually been to a cinema before, it does not explain why I should be grateful that Heero and Duo just happen to live in the only town on earth that can still boast a cinema!

Kisama, I swear he will be the death of me! I will either die of exasperation, confusion, anger, or Heero will kill me for killing Duo. None of which are the way I would prefer to go.

Now, as we walk into town to see an old movie called 'Pirates of the Caribbean; The curse of the Black Pearl', in order to celebrate our arrival, I look over at the two happy couples, and feel something twitch in the vicinity of my heart.

I don't normally pay any attention to couples and romance, and I don't love any of the other Gundam pilots, at least not in that way, but even I can't ignore how happy they seem to be now that they each have someone. And I can't help but wonder if I ever will.

Now see, this is what happens when I spend too much time around these people, I start thinking sappy thoughts which, under normal circumstances, would never go anywhere near my mind. Good thing I'm only staying for a week. Next thing you know I'll start chasing some birds of my own!

"Wufei, hey Wu-chan!"

Realising that Maxwell is again attempting to butcher my name, I turn a stony glare in his direction.

Not at all put off, he flings an arm around my shoulders, gesturing at something in front of us.

Putting up with his arm, as I know how much he depends on contact, I turn my attention to what's in front of us. Massive glass doors lead to a wide, red, entrance hall with the odd couple scattered around.

"We're here Wuffie, you can't ignore us any longer! Now, Heero's going with Trowa to get us tickets, so it's up to us to get the food. Right, Quatre?"

I looked at Quatre out of the corner of my eye, just in time to catch his nod as he looked at what was in front of him with undisguised curiousity.

Deciding to make the most of my visit here, I focused on enjoying myself, but surreptitiously. After all, if Duo ever found out he'd never let me forget about it. "After what you ate for lunch, I doubt any of us will ever trust you to get food for us again."

Trowa chuckled at my remark as we pushed open the doors to the cinema, and Duo turned on me indignantly.

"I resent that! I can't help it if I liked the way that sandwich tasted, and I'd personally love to see you try to control your tastebuds!" Duo broke off from retaliating long enough to give Heero a quick kiss before he went to the ticket booth with Trowa. His purple eyes sparkling, he grinned, seemingly at nothing, and led me and Quatre over to the food area, his braid swinging against his butt.

After much consideration, we got two boxes of popcorn to share between us all, as well as two cokes. When I say between us all, I mean between the two couples. I was neither hungry nor thirsty, and figured if I got hungry or thirsty I could just have some of theirs.

We were just about to go and grab our seats when I backed into someone. I whirled around in surprise, furiously berating myself for allowing them to catch me off guard, and found myself looking into a pair of deep blue eyes.

I paused for a second, mistakenly thinking I was looking at Sally Po, but then she spoke and broke the spell.

"I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going."

She had the same colour eyes as Sally, and her hair was the same colour but that was where the resemblance ended. I couldn't believe I had mistaken her for the doctor, when, upon closer inspection, she looked nothing like her.

Realising that she was still waiting for some kind of response from me, I inclined my head stiffly towards her. "No, it was my fault, I shouldn't have been walking backwards."

At my response she suddenly smiled widely, and I couldn't for the life of me figure out what I'd said to make her look so pleased. Then, suddenly Duo was there, asking her what she was here to see, and, oh, what a coincidence that we're going to see the same thing, and, would she like to sit with us.

It was all over very quickly, and next thing I know, I'm sat in the dark staring at a big, blank screen, with this strange girl I'd never met before sitting next to me, and feeling strangely like I've been hit over the head with a very large bat.

Something flashes in the dark next to me, and it takes me a moment to realise that it's her teeth. As she flashes those terrifying dentures at me a second time, she suddenly leans closer, and for an insane moment I fear she is going to put her head on my shoulder. Instead she puts her mouth next to my ear, and starts whispering.

"I'm sorry about this, your friend is pretty insane, isn't he?" Yes, very, and soon to be dead, if I survive this experience.

"Still, I'm glad I got talked into this. My name's Kirsty While, what's yours?"

"Wufei Chang."

"Oh, that's an adorable name," Adorable? Who the hell is this girl? She's talking like I'm one of those cute babies women seem to go gaga over. "My friends stood me up, but now I get to sit next to you, so something good came out of it. So what are your hobbies?"

I refused to answer that question for two reasons. 1.The movie had started, and I figured watching it was preferable to listening to an insane woman ramble. 2.The only hobbies I have would send her screaming if I told her, and that would disrupt the movie and get us thrown out as well.

Still, she refused to give up. She just kept talking, until we were about ten minutes into the movie. When I realised that for the ten minutes the movie had been on I hadn't heard a single word of it, I got slightly more annoyed than I already was. So I tried something I'd witnessed someone else do.

Settling back into my seat with a sigh of contentment, I listened to the disappearing sound of her screams, then turned my attention firmly back to the movie.

When the movie finished I found myself smiling slightly, amazed that I had actually enjoyed it. As the lights came back on, we all waited through the rush to leave, Duo cutely feeding Heero the last of their popcorn, before we stood up to leave.

I was immediately aware of the other pilots looking at me oddly, but ignored it as we dropped off our rubbish. Well, as they dropped of their rubbish.

We made our way outside, and I was just turning to head back to the house when Trowa gripped my shoulder and stopped me.

Turning back towards them I quirked an eyebrow in question.

"What did you do to her? I've never seen someone have that effect on anyone before."

Smirking slightly at Quatre's question, I casually folded my arms in preparation to tell them all.

"She wouldn't shut up. As a result of her talking I couldn't hear the movie, so I tried a technique I've seen someone else use."

As they continued to look at me expectantly, I got a bit exasperated that they still didn't know what I'd done.

"I told her what I wanted to do to her. Sexually."

They all looked slightly flabbergasted at that, and I could literally see them trying to work out what was so bad that it had made her scream like that before running out of the cinema.

Apparently giving up on trying to figure it out, Duo shook himself like a dog that's just had a bath, and took a deep breath as he, yet again, opened his mouth to talk.

"Riight! Well, moving on, why don't we go and get an ice cream for desert? Don't worry Wuffie, there's a park which does them en route home."

Realising he had read my reluctance on my face I quickly fastened a bright smile in its place. Unfortunately I appeared to have overshot as Duo blinked at me in surprise, before leaning closer to look at me in concern.

Before he could start talking again, I walked past him and headed down the road.

"Wufei, where are you going?" Quatre's voice sounded extremely confused, and when I whirled back to face them his aquamarine eyes where bright and inquisitive.

"You wanted to go get ice cream, right? Well this is the way home, and since it is apparently 'en route' I thought we'd be going this way."

"Oh, okay, just checking."

The others caught up with me and we got moving, again. Sometimes they all seem so slow and indecisive I could scream. Although, I did actually do that once, in the wars, and all it got me was some extremely worried looks and even more hesitation. Completely not worth the momentary satisfaction it provided.

The park was actually quite small, or so it appeared to me. Mind you, the only parks I've been to are those national reservation ones, and they're meant to be huge. So, I guess it was reasonably big, considering the size of the town.

It did have a big lake in the middle though, with a water feature. I didn't really get the point of that water feature. I mean, sure, it looked nice enough, but it completely disturbed the natural beauty of the place, and had a lot of confused ducks swimming around it.

Duo led us straight to the ice cream kiosk, and ordered us all chocolate ice cream cones. Apparently they were 'the best in the world'. More Duo drivel no doubt. Then Heero insisted that he pay, and that resulted in a very cute but pointless argument between the pair. Pointless because it was so obvious that Heero was going to win it.

After 'Heero' paid we strolled over to a bench next to the lake. Now there's another thing I detest. 'Strolling', what, I ask you, is the point of walking anywhere slowly? I mean, if you have somewhere you need to go, it would be best to get there as quickly as possible, right? And if you don't have anywhere you need to go, then why don't you just stand still? Doubtless if the others knew what I was thinking they would be able to find a reasonable argument for me, but I didn't particularly feel like divulging my thoughts at present.

So I perched on the bench when we reached it, and took a tentative lick of my ice cream. To my amazement I actually agreed with Duo for once. It really was the best chocolate ice cream I've ever had.

Just as I was getting into it I noticed a couple of ducks had gathered around our feet, quacking for bread, or at least that's what I've been told they quack for.

Feeling generous I broke off a corner of my cone and dropped it on the grass for them.

"Um, Wufei, you know you really shouldn't feed them. They never go away if you do that." For once Duo actually sounded tentative, and I turned to face him in surprise.

"Duo I don't have any bread for them, so why exactly can't I give them a piece of my cone?"

"That's why!" His face turned a suspicious red, just as I felt something tug at my hand.

Turning back round I looked down just in time to see the damn duck take off running with my ice cream cone. Vaguely aware that Duo had burst out laughing, and the others sounded like they were trying vainly not to as well, I swore under my breath as I leapt to my feet. I'd be damned if I was going to let a measly duck get the better of me.

Taking off after the duck, I dived straight into the lake after it, baring my teeth in a feral smile when I noticed its reaction to my chase.

I swear its eyes bugged in surprise and, of course, panic. After all who doesn't get scared when I'm after them, Duo not counting. It flapped its wings, using their propulsion to get as far away from me as possible.

Like that would stop me.

I must have chased it around the damn lake three times before I saw my opportunity. Hiding on the water feature in the middle, I waited until the duck thought it was safe, then jumped out at it as it swam close.

I landed directly on its back, and we both went under the surface for a while. I finally managed to wrestle my ice cream out of the duck's beak, and then stood up to wade my sodden way back to shore.

Upon reaching the shore, I saw the others standing there, staring at me with their jaws open.

Quatre was the first to pull himself together, and he approached me cautiously. "Wufei, are you okay?"

I blinked at the question, momentarily surprised.

"Of course I am, why do you ask?"

"Well, you just dived into the lake after a duck. Why wouldn't we ask?" Heero sounded mildly annoyed by the question, completely over the shock by now.

"Are you still going to eat that, Wuffie?" I looked at Duo askance, then said, "Of course not." And walked over to the nearest bin to throw away the soggy cone.

"If you don't mind my asking," Quatre began hesitantly, waiting until I gestured for him to continue. "What was the point in that?"

"There wasn't a point, it was a matter of principal. I refuse to be bested by a duck!"

That seemed to stump them, and we quickly made our way back to the house after that.

By the time we arrived back it was getting late, but we decided to stay up for a while longer.

Grabbing some hot drinks we gathered in the living room, content just to sit there. Duo cuddled up with Heero on the couch, and appeared to be having some trouble staying awake.

Trowa and Quatre also cuddled together on the other couch, but they didn't seem to be suffering from the same tiredness Duo had been afflicted with. They whispered together, giggling over something and radiating their love for each other like a tangible thing.

Eventually Heero stood up, with Duo cradled in his arms, asleep. Nodding his good night to us, he silently left the room. A short while after that Trowa pulled Quatre to his feet, and the pair giggled their goodnights to me, before making their way to their own room.

Knowing I wouldn't need to sleep for hours yet, I snuggled into my chair and continued to nurse my drink. Sitting up into the early hours of the morning.

I'm sorry, that came out as a rather melancholy piece about Wufei, with only a very brief mention about the other pilots, and Duo's condition. Sorry it took so long as well. I'm doing each chapter from a different characters perspective, but it ends up as rather a lot of narrative, with only a little dialogue. Next comes Heero, but only very short.

R+R

Plus I need some ideas on how to get Wufei and Sally together. I'm sorry, I know this is meant to be about Heero and Duo, but after spending so long delving into Wufei's mind I am sick and tired of him being all on his own. He needs his own snuggle bunny damnit!

I'll try to do the next chapter quickly, in order to make up for the wait.