Albus Dumbledore:
Headmaster of Hogwarts School OR Human-Fish Hybrid?
We all know who Albus Dumbledore is. He's the headmaster of Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and, as some say, one of the greatest wizards in the world. However great he is, though, we all know he's only human.
BUT IS HE?
Sources say that he is not, in fact, completely human. An insider at Hogwarts says that Albus Dumbledore is actually part-human... and part-fish.
"Dumbledore's great-great-grandmother was a mermaid who had more fishy characteristics than most merpeople. All his other ancestors are human, but he still has gills and scales." said Miasma Garboozles, 28, of Liverpool. "The gills are on his neck, and the scales are on his feet, all the way up to his ankles. Why do you think he wears those boots and never cuts his beard? He doesn't want people to find out."
Well, we're sorry, Dumbledore, but your secret is out. And to everyone else-- stay tuned for more information on Albus Dumbledore, the Human-Fish Hybrid!
Headmaster of Hogwarts School OR Human-Fish Hybrid?
We all know who Albus Dumbledore is. He's the headmaster of Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and, as some say, one of the greatest wizards in the world. However great he is, though, we all know he's only human.
BUT IS HE?
Sources say that he is not, in fact, completely human. An insider at Hogwarts says that Albus Dumbledore is actually part-human... and part-fish.
"Dumbledore's great-great-grandmother was a mermaid who had more fishy characteristics than most merpeople. All his other ancestors are human, but he still has gills and scales." said Miasma Garboozles, 28, of Liverpool. "The gills are on his neck, and the scales are on his feet, all the way up to his ankles. Why do you think he wears those boots and never cuts his beard? He doesn't want people to find out."
Well, we're sorry, Dumbledore, but your secret is out. And to everyone else-- stay tuned for more information on Albus Dumbledore, the Human-Fish Hybrid!
