Rina: Hey and welcome to Dares, our game show that doesn't seem to be getting that much attention from Rocky lately *Shot of Rocky still making out with Two-Bit* Can you believe that's what's she's been doing all day? You would think she would have to take a breath. Anyway as for today's show we have a few new letters and some old ones that we being the bad host we are haven gotten to in a while.

*Rocky remarkably pulls away from Two-Bit and gets off his lap. She picks up his glass of water and takes a few sips before joining Rina*

Rocky: "Okay lets get this show on the road. Anyone got a dare?"

Rina: And lets all welcome Rocky to the land of the breathing, and for our first dare how about......you? *A girl stands in the audience

AC: I dare Johnny to give Dally a wet, smoochy kiss.

Rocky: Um...well, boys...you heard her.

Johnny: I like Dallas but I don't want to kiss him!

Rina: Awww come on guys its the first dare of the night and we have an extra long show tonight to make up for our lack of updating.

Johnny: But...but..

Rina: No buts mister and Dallas I don't want to hear any complaints from you either.

*Dally glares at Rina and Johnny blushes furiously*

Rina: Please do the dare Dally? Please? *Gives Dally the sad puppy face*

Dally: Rina, you know what that does to me.....

*Rina continues and Rockelle pulls her puppy dog eyes on Johnny*

Rocky: Johnny, please?

Dally: Man guys don't do that........come on stop with the faces.......please.......Oh hell fine I'll do the damn dare.

*Dally leans in gives Johnny a quick kiss on the lips*

AC: No not a quick kiss come on give him a nice passionate kiss

Dally: Awwww c'mon!

*Rocky and Rina start up with puppy dog eyes again*

Dally: Awwww hell no. Not again. Girls..no dont do this to me again.

Rina: Rocky it is kinda mean making them kiss each other like that, I mean they dont even know what kind of kiss we want.....

Rocky: They saw me and Two-Bit all day. *Rocky glances at Dally Johnny* Thats the kind of kiss we all want boys.

Dally: I don't think I have the lung capacity for that kind of kiss.....not that I would if I could

Rocky: It doesnt have to be as long as me and Two-Bit, Dal. Just a minute or two.

Dally: No way you and two-bit actually like doing that I mean Johnnycakes and I dont get anything out of this kiss except embarrassment

Rocky: Too bad. The audience wants to see it. Dont you, audience?

Audience: KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

Dallas: Man come on I really dont wanna do this.......And I seriously doubt Johnny wants to either

Johnny: You got that right.

Rina: Dally...Johnny....anything that would make you change your mind so we can get on with the show?

Dally and Johnny: Nup.

Rina: Hey Dally what about *Proceeds to whisper something in Dallys ear*

*Dally grins ear to ear*

Rina: What do you say, Dallas?

Dally: Sorry, Johnnycakes. *Dally takes Johnny's face in his hands and gives him the typical Hollywood ending type of kiss*

Dally: Well Rina was that acceptable? *Rina ponders and nods happily*

Rina: Yea that was perfect Dally

*Audience cheers and Dally grins, Johnny is now a DEEP shade of red*

Rina: Sorry Johnny but that's what the audience wanted and when we first started the show you all signed contracts that said you would perform ANY dare

*Johnny nods slightly*

Rocky: Johnny, you okay, kid?

*Johnny nods again, kinda like a robot*

Rocky: Um..okay. If you say so.

Rina: Okay whose got our next dare?

Dally: but Rina what about.....you know.....

Rina: Ohhh yea....Ummmm Dally about that.......I was just saying that to get you to do the dare *Grins before hiding behind Rocky*

Dally: But...but....

Random Guy in Audience: Sucker!

Dally: I'll get you whoever said that!

Rocky: Dont believe everything you hear, Dallas.

*Dallas scowls*

Rina: Once again, next dare?

AC (Again): I have another one!!!

Rocky: Go for it.

AC: I dare Soda to moon the old lady next door

Soda: But that'll give her a heart attack!

Rina: No it wont Soda your got a fine....*Gets cut off and Rocky covers her mouth to shut her up*

Rocky: Ok Rina we don't need to know your personal life with Soda......

Soda: You think so? *Soda gets up and attempts to look at his butt. All of the guys roll their eyes. Rina pries Rocky's hand off of her mouth.*

Rina: I know so. You gonna do it now?

*Soda blushes and nods happily as he continues to try to see his butt

Soda: Yea sure I'll do it. *Rina grabs a camera from the camera guy and follows Soda next door*

Rocky: Okay, Rina is getting the footage of Soda's dare. If you all look at the monitors up here you can witness it as well. *Shot of Soda ringing the doorbell and pulling his pants down as the nice old woman next door opened the door to greet him*

Old Neighborly Woman: Oh my goodness gracious!

Soda: OWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she pinched me......

*Soda pulls up his pants with a blush rising to his face and runs with Rina and the camera right behind him. A minute later they return to the studio*

Sodasgirl: Awwwww poor Soda....hey I have a dare for him!!!!

Soda: What is it?

Sodasgirl: I dare you to marry me!!!!

*Soda grins and gives Sodasgirl a once over. Even a twice over*

Soda: Sure, Baby.

Rina: SODAPOP PATRICK CURTIS!!!!

Two-Bit: Ooooooo she middle named you, Curtis!

*Soda's eyes widen*

Soda: But I signed a contract saying I couldn't refuse a dare!

*Rina smacks him and Soda looks confused*

Dally: Middle named and bitch slapped...way to go, Man!

Rina: Yes your contract says any dare.......but that doesn't mean people disrupt the relationships that are already established. But fine if you want to be that way I'll keep my offer with Dally

*Dally smiles brightly*

Soda: But Rina.....

*Rina goes and sits on Dally's lap and kisses him passionately, then pulls away*

Rina: Yes, Soda?

Soda: That was......that was cruel.........

Audience: Awwwwwww!

*Soda's eyes water*

Ponyboy: Damnit.

Rina: What's wrong Pony?

Pony: Now Soda is gonna go sulk at home after the show.

Rina: well he started it….

Rocky: Please lets not get into who started what.

*Soda sits in his chair staring at his feet. Rocky goes over and puts a hand on Soda's shoulder.*

Rocky: C'mon, Soda. Cheer up for the show.

Camera guy: Hey Rocky we don't have time to cheer him up right at the moment.....the shows over.....

Rocky: Damn. Okay. Well thanks for tuning into Dares, the show where hotties do whatever you want! Come back next time!

Rina: Hey Soda we'll talk next time ok? but for now come on Dally lets go finish our agreement *Rina and Dally go backstage as Soda continues to sulk and lights fade*

Yeaaaaaa that's it for this chapter, and please no flames about the agreement they made I do have plans for it. Anyway please review