Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, unfortunately. Imagine the world if I did.
The Night Star Fox Went Crazy
Up in the mountains
Scales was makin' toys
For the good sharpclaw girls
and the good sharpclaw boys
When Some foxes busted in
and scared em' halve to death
had rifles in their hands,
cheap whisky on their breaths,
from their ears to their boots
they were covered with ammo,
like short, furry and drunken
spacemen-type Rambo's
And one smiled as she said
with a twinkle in her eye
"Good day to you all,
Now your all gonna die!"
The night Star Fox went crazy
the night the team went insane
realized they'd goten the wrong deal
somethin' finally must have snapped in their brains
The palace is gone now, they decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find spirits,
like lumpy and Ronit
They tied up the lightfoots,
held the showhorns hostage,
And Fox ground poor tricky into
Dinosaur sausage!
Falco got their ruler,
with an old German Luger
Krystal Cut up Shabunga
just like Freddy Krouger
Peppy picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed Slippy
took a big bite and said it tasted icky!
The Night Star Fox went crazy
the night they all went nuts,
now you can't hardly walk 'round the planet
without steppin' in sharpclaw guts
the army came to play
they were scared at what they saw
the hated the planet anyway
so Gen. Pepper helped out with a Chainsaw
the night Star Fox went crazy
they night the mercenaries flipped
broke their back for a little money
sounds to me like they were kinda gettin' jipped
The Night Star Fox went Crazy
the night Fox got laid
Went back and did Krystal
No wonder they got back late.
