Introduction: Usagi: Ok, this team is a mess! There is fighting worse than we ever had! Chibiusa-chan and Michey-chan seriously hate each other and Hattie-chan is caught in the middle! Susan-chan and Michey-chan HATE ME, the enemy is hurting innocent people! Oh geez! In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!

Sailor Moon Chibis Episode 5

"My Best Enemy"

"Oh man! We have to live with them too? Again?" Complained Micha.

"Just where did you expect us to go?" Susan said to Micha.

"Some-where where we aren't!"

"Well sorry!"

"You're so mean!" Reia yelled.

"Do I look like I care?" Susan yelled back. "Have you forgotten me in such a short time brat?"

"Don't call me a brat!"

"Who's going to stop me?" Susan asked. "Hattie-chan?"

"What?" Hattie asked as she looked up. (She had been unpacking the whole time and had not noticed the fight)

"Nothing!"

"Oh. Ok!" She smiled and when back to unpacking.

"Idiot." Susan muttered.

"That's not a nice thing to say." Ami said. "I don't think you should be so mean to these girls now. You apologize and we can start anew!"

"Let me think . . ." Susan said sarcastically. "Uh, no."

"What?"

"I said no. N- O. Next time stay out of this, you smarty-pants!"

"Jackass!" Hattie called.

"What!" Rei said. "What did you just say?"

"Oh my gosh!" Setsuna said.

Everyone turned to Hattie.

"What's the matter?" Hattie asked, confused.

"Um, sweetie, that's not a good word to say." Setsuna tried to explain.

"Not jackass." Hattie said. "I said Jack Ass. My donkey, see?" Then Hattie lifted up her donkey to show everyone. It was a stuffed toy. Obviously old. "Susan-san helped me name it!"

Rei looked over to Susan who had a huge grin on her face. How could a child know something like that? Do something like that? And to top it all off, this was Setsuna's child? How in the world did that happen?

"I thought it was an appropriate name for a donkey." Susan stated sounding very proud of herself with her hands crossed across her chest.

"And you called Reia-chan a brat?" Micha spat.

"Yeah, I did." Susan replied.

"You're the brat." Ami-Anne chimed in, but wished she hadn't because a hand came flying across her face. Susan's of course.

"You had better learn to keep your mouth shut!!!!!!"

"That hurt!!"

"Duh!"

Ami was getting pretty upset but, she didn't know what to do. Someone else found the solution though. Michey came over and said in a monotone voice "Grow up Susan-chan. It's time for our five-hour training. Stop playing with these stupid kids and let's get going."

"Fine Michey-chan. Hattie-chan! We have to go!" She yelled over to the little girl. "Sometime this year Hattie-chan!"

Hattie looked up and took the hint. "Coming Susan-san!"

The three Chibi Outers headed for the door but Minako called after them. "Where are you going? We're inside today. If you want to go outside we'll go with you."

Susan turned and said "Uh, no." And then continued walking.

Usagi called and started to walk after them. "But where are you guys going?"

Susan yelled a little bit from the door. "No where! Leave us alone!"

"I suggest you do! You don't want to mess with them!" Yuiki called.

"Yeah, they break your bones! Two seconds flat would be my bet!" Reia added.

"Listen to them." Luna stated aloud. "They sound petrified of three children who I bet are not even three years older than them."

Nyx quickly stood up for the kids. "With good reason! These kids are exactly as they claim!"

"Wude and mean and stwong!" Diana agreed. "The wowst combination."

"Are you serious?" Artimis questioned.

"Why would we lie?" The kittens answered in unison.

"Why wouldn't you?" Asked Makoto.

"I'm insulted!" Shouted Micha. "Diana and Nyx never lie! How dare you!"

"Micha-chan..." Reia warned.

"Don't forget who you are speaking to!" Ami-Ann added.

"Oh, sorry." Micha apologized when she realized what she was doing. "I didn't mean to be so rude. Forgive me Makoto-san."

"It's alright." Makoto smiled. "I didn't realize you were so close to your advisors."

Setsuna looked out the window to see if she could see the other Chibis. "Are those three really that bad?"

"YES!" All the Chibis and Nyx and Diana yelled at once.

The older senshi were taken aback. They all took glances at each other, shocked at the result of a simple question. Seiya asked the Chibis "What did they do to you?"

"Everything! They are the worst people on all the planets!!!" Micha told them. "They are mean, rude, strong, evil, and just plain bad."

"Why didn't you tell me that they were coming??" Chibiusa asked the other Chibis.

"We were threatened with our lives." Tai answered.

"If we told anything about them, we were killed." Yuiki added.

"But of course Mamo-kun didn't listen." Minda said as a side comment.

"I'm surprised we are ok right now!" Ami-Anne told the others.

"That's just because it's time for their twaining." Diana informed Ami-Anne.

"What exactly did Michey mean by training?" Haruka asked.

"They are going to practice fighting for five hours. Sometimes with, sometimes without using their powers." Nyx answered. "I'm not so sure, but it is not a good idea to go near them at this time."

"This is so stupid!" Minako exclaimed. "What could those kids possibly have against all of you?"

"Ask them. Wait, don't ask them! You'll get killed!" Micha replied.

"Well I for one do not want to be in this mess again! I have been through it once, and I have no desire to be in a split team again. We are all Sailor Senshi and we are all friends. There is no reason not to be as one!" Usagi declared and then marched outside, with everyone following closely behind.

"This is a really bad idea!!!!!" Minda told them as they were walking.

"I have only just begun to train!!" Yuiki cried. "I don't want to die yet!!"

"And you won't. They won't kill you." Yaten assured him.

"They will!!!!!" Yuiki argued. "You don't know them!"

It turns out that the Chibi Outers were in fact fighting with powers. They were transformed and practicing their powers and defense on each other.

"Dead Scream!" Susan shouted and aimed her attack at Hattie.

"Chibi Silence Wall!" Hattie shouted and just made it. Susan laughed at Hattie's relieved sigh. Meanwhile Michey ran up and kicked Susan's staff away from her. She began a series of quick punches and kicks all of which Susan just managed to dodge. But then Michey landed a kick which threw Susan off balance. Then Michey landed quite a few more blows until Susan was flung onto the ground. Michey landed on the other side of Susan and then attacked with her power.

"DEEP SUBMERGE!" Susan dodged it, but instead it was headed straight for Usagi.

Mamoru jumped in and just managed to push Usagi out of the way. Everyone who was near or next to Usagi moved quickly away in order to dodge the attack.

"Why'd you move? You could of died and solved a lot of problems." Susan sneered to Usagi.

"Hi again guys!" Hattie yelled to them.

"What are you doing here? I thought I said not to bother us when we are training." Michey asked in a low tone.

"Sorry Michey-san!" Reia shouted.

"Please forgive us!" Minda added.

"You see, Usagi wanted to, um," Micha began.

"Say some stuff and we told her it was not a good idea to interrupt you guys." Yuiki helped.

"Yeah, but she wouldn't listen so we followed her." "Not because we wanted to interrupt you or anything." "But to make her not go which obviously didn't work. We're sorry!" Micha finished.

"Stupid idiots." Susan muttered.

"You're not supposed to be here." Michey told them angrily.

"Enough!" Usagi interjected. "Listen Michey, if there is one thing I have learned in my life, it's that a team should stick together, no matter what. A senshi is a senshi."

"And in my life I have learned that what you just said is meaningless." Michey replied coolly.

"What?" Usagi was baffled.

"I have never listened to you. Not in the future, and I am certainly not going to here. What you say is just a cover up for all your weaknesses. You claim a team should stick together, but you only say that so you can be protected. I'm not going to become one of your mindless zombies."

"You tell her Michey-san!" Susan yelled smiling.

"Only Michey would speak to the queen in such a way." Ami-Anne sighed softly.

"She hasn't changed at all." Tai agreed.

"You got something to say over there?" Susan shouted to them. The two jumped and shook their heads.

"That's it Michey! I've put up with you long enough." Chibiusa shouted angrily.

"Ooo" Susan said. "Little mooney's gotten angry."

"Are you challenging me?" Michey asked.

"Don't do it Chibiusa-chan." Micha warned.

"Yeah, we won't help you." Yuiki added.

"Thanks guys." Chibiusa said sarcastically. Then she turned to Michey. "Fine. I'll fight you."

"Hold on." Usagi stopped. "We can solve this another way. We don't have to fight."

"CHIBI MOON CRYSTAL POWER MAKE-UP!"

CM break

"You aren't going to win." Chibiusa told Michey. "I've been in the past much longer than you. I'm more powerful and I am the ultimate good. In the name of love and justice, I am Eternal Sailor Chibi Moon. And in-"

"Blah, blah, blah." Susan interrupted. "That's all we ever hear from you. Talk, talk, talk, and it never ends."

"But the speech is one of the most-" Hattie started.

"Shut up Hattie-chan."

"Ok!" Hattie grinned.

"You two stay out of this." Michey told them.

"Fine by me. I could use a break." Susan agreed. "Come on Hattie-chan." She and Hattie jumped over to the side of the training grounds, not too far from the other senshi.

"Ready?" Chibiusa asked.

"After your incredibly dumb and long speech? Who wouldn't be?" Michey got in her stance. "DEEP SUBMERGE!"

Chibiusa just managed to dodge it when Michey came speeding up to her and began a series of punches and kicks, each of which hit.

"Chibiusa-chan!!" Shouted the other Chibis.

Chibiusa was thrown across the yard. In the time it took her to get up, Michey was on top of her again with more punches and kicks. Chibiusa was knocked down again.

"Stop it!!!!!!" Usagi screamed.

"And why should she listen to you?" Susan asked Usagi.

"She's going to kill Chibiusa at this rate!" Ami added worried.

"And?"

"What do you mean and? Don't you care what happens to your princess?" Minako demanded.

"To be honest, no."

"What?"

"Hey, I was honest. I do not care what happens to Chibiusa-chan. Neither does Michey."

"That's horrible!" Makoto informed.

"It's true." Susan replied matter-of-factly. "And nothing you say or do is going to make her stop."

Michey continued to beat Chibiusa. Chibiusa never even had a chance to attack. Chibiusa could barely even defend herself. She managed to dodge most of the attacks that Michey used her powers with, but other than that, Chibiusa wouldn't be able to withstand it much longer.

Then a daisy fell down from above Michey and Chibiusa. It was Mamo-kun, or rather, Chibi Tuxedo Kamen. "I won't let you-ahh!!!!!" Mamo slipped on his cape and was hanging off the tree by it.

"You are supposed to throw a rose!!!" Ami-Anne shouted to him.

"Help me!!" Mamo yelled.

"Fascinating." Michey said sarcastically.

"It is!" Chibiusa added. She got up and ran to punch Michey. Michey grabbed Chibiusa's fist and threw Chibiusa a foot or two away from her.

"Stop it!!!" Usagi screamed.

"Will you just get it through your stupid head that she doesn't really care what you say and if anything she is just going to do the opposite?" Susan remarked to Usagi.

"Yeah, Chibiusa-chan's a goner." Yuiki nodded.

"Too bad. I wonder who the next queen will be." Micha asked.

"I'm not dead yet!!!!" Chibiusa yelled as she got up.

"She can hear us from there??!!" Reia was shocked.

"You are really stupid." Michey told her in a cool voice. "Every time you get up, I'm going to push you down one way or another."

"You go girl!!!" Susan encouraged.

"Go where?" Asked Hattie.

"Shut up Hattie." Susan groaned.

"Ok!" Hattie smiled.

"You're not stronger than me." Chibiusa growled as she tried to catch her breath.

"I think she's taken one too many blows to the head..." Ami-Anne replied to the group.

"Do you guys always make Chibiusa-chan fight alone?" Asked Setsuna.

"Do you have any idea how strong they are??" Cried Minda.

"Now there is a stupid Inner Chibi who is smart." Susan grinned.

"That didn't even make sense." Mumbled Tai.

"You want to say something??" Demanded Susan.

"Nothing." Tai quickly answered.

"Stupid." Susan brushed him off.

"I'm not the one who says stupid all the time." Tai whispered.

Chibiusa got in a fighting stance. She glared at Michey. "You are not going to beat me, Michey. I am Eternal Sailor Chibi Moon! Evil will not go unpunished!"

"What do you find in those ridiculous speeches that encourage you so?" Michey asked.

"What?"

"Never mind. You will lose. You will cry. If you beg for mercy on your hands and knees, then maybe I'll show you some." Michey started to charge at Chibiusa, when a huge, supernatural crash was heard in the distance. "Damn it." Michey muttered.

End of episode 5