IMPORTANT NOTICE: This is not a full story, just a collection of short stories and scenarios that should happen in Ranma/Evangelion crossovers, but…don't. Enjoy!

#1: Spring of the Drowned What?

Shinji looked at the wounded girl lying on the metal walkway, then stood up to face his father.

"I will pilot that thing" he said bitterly. It's not like you've left me much choice, he added to himself.

Gendo Ikari just nodded coldly.

Shinji was placed in the entry plug of EVA unit 01, and looked around. I should be ok with this, he thought tensely. At least I hope so.

"Start filling up the entry plug" Ritsuko ordered.

Shinji stared in shock as the cool, yellowish liquid began flooding the plug, then frantically climbed onto the seat, trying to stay out of contact with it. "Stop!" he yelled.

"Don't worry" Ritsuko said, "the LCL is breathable, it will oxygenate your blood directly."

"No, you have to stop!" The LCL stopped flowing.

"What is the meaning of this?" Ritsuko snapped, "I told you, you can breathe it-"

"No, it's not that" said Shinji nervously "you see, I have this curse-"

"Curses don't exist. This is ridic-"

"Just let me finish! I have a curse from a place called Jusenkyo. Whoever falls into one of the springs transforms into whatever drowned there last whenever they come into contact with cold water- and most other liquids."

"And just what is it you turn into?"

"Well, I-I fell into the Spring of the Drowned Yeti Riding an Ox and Carrying an Eel and a Crane..."