Round 2 Lance and Kitty

"All right Lance let's get a word for you," Althea picked out a word. The card said ROCK. "Oh this is going to be easy! Lance you say this all the time!"

"Toad quick flicking your tongue at me!" Lance said.

"No this is something else you say," Althea said.

"Blob stop eating all the food."

"Not quite."

"Uh…Pietro get out of that costume! Knock it off with the hex bolts Wanda! Don't light the firecrackers in the house! Uh…Xi did you eat my cereal? Uh…Who stole my underwear? Who set that couch on fire? Am I getting warmer?"

"Not even close."

"Well…Kitty will you go on a date with me?"

"You don't always say that," Althea said.

"Actually I'm saying it now," Lance waved to Kitty.

"Lance will you put your hormones on ice for a second will ya?" Althea groaned. "You find this all the time on mountains!"

"Hikers."

"No, something else found on mountains. Something natural."

"Naked hikers?"

"Lance did you forget to take your medication again?" Althea shouted. "This is something hard!"

"Oh Kitty's muffins."

"Will all of you give it a rest about my cooking!" Kitty shouted.

"Kitty I love you but you gotta admit that cooking isn't your strong suit," Lance said. "I mean those muffins are hard. It's like biting into a rock!"

DING! DING! DING!

"That bell is getting annoying already," Logan groaned.

"Okay Kitty it's your turn," Scott picked out a word. He almost did a double take. It said RELATIONSHIP. "Oh man who wrote these cards? Okay Kitty you have this with Lance and Peter. It's a strange one but you have it."

"Have what?" Kitty turned pale. "I don't know what you're talking about Scott."

"Come on it's what you and Lance have and you have the same one with Peter!" Scott groaned. "I mean I can't put it more plainly than that without giving it away!"

"I have no idea what you are talking about," Kitty said a little too plainly.

"Yes you do, think about it! You and Lance and Peter have one. You also have one with Kurt and Rogue only different."

"That is a total lie I never did anything like that with Kurt and I certainly…"

"Did what?" Scott blinked.

"You're not talking about what I think you're talking about are you?" Kitty blinked.

"Talking about what? What?" Scott asked.

"That's what I want to know!" Shipwreck said.

"None of your business!" Kitty said hotly.

"What exactly did you do with her?" Logan glared at the two boys.

"We didn't do anything!" Lance protested. "Tell them! We did nothing!"

"I take the fifth," Peter said simply.

"Oh god what did you do?" Logan roared.

"I know what they did…" Todd snickered. "Kitty decided that she wanted to play dress up one day and…"

"Shut up Toad!" Kitty snapped.

"Never mind!" Scott held up his hands. "Something tells me I'm better off not knowing! Kitty one of these days you have to choose between the two of them!"

"Okay so it's not exactly a normal relationship but hey…" Kitty said.

DING! DING! DING!

"Something else is going to go ding, ding, ding if certain teenagers can't control their hormones!" Logan roared.