Ok, this is weird...I've never done it before but...what the hell, now it's
a good time to start! Anyway, Rikku challenged me to write a fanfic about
Kingdom Hearts' Cloud and Leon (Squall)...and it had to contain these
sentences:
- Oh, Leon, don't stop.......!!!!! - No, Cloud, don't touch that.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! - God, Cloud, that's so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, that sounds like one more of those lemonish-yaoi fanfics but there's a catch: it can't be anything like that! It has to be suitable for little children... I like challenges. Let's see how this comes out...
*****
Leon was quietly sitting on a sofa in the Dalmatians' House, in the second district, when he saw the door opening. It was Cloud. Leon didn't seem too happy he was there.
- What do you want? - he asked Cloud.
- What are you doing here?
- I asked first.
- Aerith asked me to tell you that dinner's ready.
- Fine.
- Now answer my question.
- I'm feeding the puppies.
- Oh.
Suddenly, they heard a noise. The second after that, one of those big and fat heartless smashed the door to pieces and entered the Dalmatians' House waving his arms like those stupid heartless do.
Leon got to his feet and yelled to Cloud:
- Hurry! We gotta get him out of here before he hurts the dogs!!!
- Hurt the dogs? What about us????
- Just follow me and we'll try to lure him outside!
They got out of the house through a window and started waving their arms and yelling at the fat heartless.
- Hey! Stupid guy! Over here!!!!!!
The heartless finally noticed and started chasing them.
- Now would be a great time to beat his sorry butt to submission, what do you think, Leon?
- Oh, that sounds just great, but I left my gunblade at home - Leon answered, running like a maniac.
- You what????????
- I don't see your sword either...
Cloud turned red.
- Let's just keep running ok?? - he said, embarassed.
The heartless was almost getting to them... he was so close...
- Oh, Leon, don't stop!!!!!
- I'm running as fast as I can!
Some minutes later they entered the First District and closed the door right in the stupid fat heartless' face.
- Phew...that was close... - Cloud said, panting.
They were both sitting on the floor, exausted. Then, a moogle passed in front of them. Cloud was amused and got up to try to catch him.
- Oh, aren't you cute - he said in a funny tone. - Let me touch your pom pom...
- No, Cloud, don't touch that.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
It was too late. The moogle had already spanked Cloud.
- KUPO! - he yelled, before he turned and went away.
- I tried to warn you... - Leon said, while pulling Cloud to his feet.
- Let's go home... Aerith must be furious, we're late!
After the dinner, Cloud went to his bedroom to get his sword. After that, he got back to the living room holding it in his hands. Leon looked up to him when he entered.
- God, Cloud, that's so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud laughed.
- Wanna duel? Or are you scared?
Leon laughed too.
- You wish!
- Then, are you coming?
- You're on!
*****
I'm done here=P
See, Rikku? It's not always a good thing to challenge me LOL!
- Oh, Leon, don't stop.......!!!!! - No, Cloud, don't touch that.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! - God, Cloud, that's so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, that sounds like one more of those lemonish-yaoi fanfics but there's a catch: it can't be anything like that! It has to be suitable for little children... I like challenges. Let's see how this comes out...
*****
Leon was quietly sitting on a sofa in the Dalmatians' House, in the second district, when he saw the door opening. It was Cloud. Leon didn't seem too happy he was there.
- What do you want? - he asked Cloud.
- What are you doing here?
- I asked first.
- Aerith asked me to tell you that dinner's ready.
- Fine.
- Now answer my question.
- I'm feeding the puppies.
- Oh.
Suddenly, they heard a noise. The second after that, one of those big and fat heartless smashed the door to pieces and entered the Dalmatians' House waving his arms like those stupid heartless do.
Leon got to his feet and yelled to Cloud:
- Hurry! We gotta get him out of here before he hurts the dogs!!!
- Hurt the dogs? What about us????
- Just follow me and we'll try to lure him outside!
They got out of the house through a window and started waving their arms and yelling at the fat heartless.
- Hey! Stupid guy! Over here!!!!!!
The heartless finally noticed and started chasing them.
- Now would be a great time to beat his sorry butt to submission, what do you think, Leon?
- Oh, that sounds just great, but I left my gunblade at home - Leon answered, running like a maniac.
- You what????????
- I don't see your sword either...
Cloud turned red.
- Let's just keep running ok?? - he said, embarassed.
The heartless was almost getting to them... he was so close...
- Oh, Leon, don't stop!!!!!
- I'm running as fast as I can!
Some minutes later they entered the First District and closed the door right in the stupid fat heartless' face.
- Phew...that was close... - Cloud said, panting.
They were both sitting on the floor, exausted. Then, a moogle passed in front of them. Cloud was amused and got up to try to catch him.
- Oh, aren't you cute - he said in a funny tone. - Let me touch your pom pom...
- No, Cloud, don't touch that.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
It was too late. The moogle had already spanked Cloud.
- KUPO! - he yelled, before he turned and went away.
- I tried to warn you... - Leon said, while pulling Cloud to his feet.
- Let's go home... Aerith must be furious, we're late!
After the dinner, Cloud went to his bedroom to get his sword. After that, he got back to the living room holding it in his hands. Leon looked up to him when he entered.
- God, Cloud, that's so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud laughed.
- Wanna duel? Or are you scared?
Leon laughed too.
- You wish!
- Then, are you coming?
- You're on!
*****
I'm done here=P
See, Rikku? It's not always a good thing to challenge me LOL!
