Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, nor will they ever be. I just (ab)use them because it's fun.
Summery: Short poem written from the point of view of someone not so keen on Harry Potter. Silly, and meant to be sarcastically funny.
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An Ode to Harry Potter
Harry Potter thinks he's great
Staying up 'till well past eight
Sneaking out the Hogwarts gate
Poor old Harry Potter.
Harry Potter's really sad
Acting really really bad
I just think that he's just mad
Poor old Harry Potter.
Harry Potter's teachers pet
Loved by everyone he's met
I say send him to a vet
Poor old Harry Potter.
Harry Potter's great broomstick
Thinks he's cool because he's quick
Oh God how I'd love to kick
Poor old Harry Potter.
Harry Potter's nose up high
Stuck up git walks in the sky
Want to punch him in the eye
Poor old Harry Potter.
Harry Potter thinks he's great
Sneaking out the Hogwarts gate
Oh Lord how I love to hate
Poor old Harry Potter.
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