Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, nor will they ever be. I just (ab)use them because it's fun.

Summery: Short poem written from the point of view of someone not so keen on Harry Potter. Silly, and meant to be sarcastically funny.

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An Ode to Harry Potter

Harry Potter thinks he's great

Staying up 'till well past eight

Sneaking out the Hogwarts gate

Poor old Harry Potter.

Harry Potter's really sad

Acting really really bad

I just think that he's just mad

Poor old Harry Potter.

Harry Potter's teachers pet

Loved by everyone he's met

I say send him to a vet

Poor old Harry Potter.

Harry Potter's great broomstick

Thinks he's cool because he's quick

Oh God how I'd love to kick

Poor old Harry Potter.

Harry Potter's nose up high

Stuck up git walks in the sky

Want to punch him in the eye

Poor old Harry Potter.

Harry Potter thinks he's great

Sneaking out the Hogwarts gate

Oh Lord how I love to hate

Poor old Harry Potter.

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