Hi again! I'm having fun with this one! Don't worry, I'm writing some of my
other fics before school and during lunch break! They will be up soon! ^^;;
. . . Oh, and I sing in this chapter *Several people scatter, screaming in
terror* and there's a song in this chapter by the local garage band Heese!
Yes -_-;; er . . . yeah, so their song is called "I like cheese" even
though it doesn't say it in the song. Oooh! Okay, I will close my mouth
now.
~*~
The morning trumpet blew. The D-tent boys got up and got ready for digging, but Shae didn't budge. She was snoring rather loudly and her pillow was clutched over her head. Zero blinked at her before going out of the tent. Outside Mr. Sir was heard yelling at random campers. Zigzag looked at Shae.
"She's still asleep?" He said. He poked at her arm but she still slept on. X-ray gave her an annoyed look and then leaned down towards her so that his mouth was right by her ear.
"WAKE UP!!!" He yelled.
"AAAGGGHH!!" Shae threw out her arm and whacked at the thing closest to her.
"OWW!!" X-ray howled, clutching his nose. Shae gasped and sat up, but when she saw it was X-ray she had hit, she smirked and flounced past him out of the tent. He followed, grumbling and rubbing his nose. Shae stopped suddenly and X-ray plowed into her. She turned around and glared. X-ray then made to walk past her, but he suddenly found himself on the ground. He got up and blinked, looking around for what he had tripped on. All he saw was Shae's smirk as she walked past him. He glared.
~*~
Shae hummed . . . and hummed . . . and hummed some more. Caveman cocked his head trying to figure out the tune.
"Roll over, Ba-aby . . . the time has come . . . to make a little bit more . . . roo-ooo-ooom!" Shae sang. The guys blinked. She then switched songs. "What happened to Miss Indepen-DENT? No longer need to be defensive! Good- BYE! Old Yoo-ooo-ooou!!!"
"Um . . . Do you mind singing something other than that Kelly girl?" Squid said. Shae looked at him and smirked.
"Oh baby, baby . . . how was I supposed . . . to know. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE- "
"NOOOOOO!!!" Zigzag yelled, wide-eyed. "ANYTHING but THAT!"
"Ooooh . . . I wake up in the mornin', nothing to eat, it's borin' . . . I EAT CHEEEEESE! OH WWWHYYYYYYYYY!?!??! WE'RE HEESE!! BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMABAM *gasp* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!! HEEEEEESE!!" Shae froze in a position holding her shovel as if it was a guitar and looked up at the boys.
There was a long, uneasy, and awkward silence. Shae grinned triumphantly. Her work here was done. She climbed out of her hole and went walking after the small figure that was Zero, who had already headed to camp. He was probably glad to get far away from her singing.
~*~
Shae kneeled by her crate and sorted through her stuff, bored. She came across her old notebook, which had a collage of pictures on the front. Her eyes widened when she saw whom the pictures were of. She flipped to the first page and saw her old sloppy handwriting. The top of the page was titled "Holes story: When I saw you." Something in her brain clicked right then. This was her old Holes scrapbook when she had written fan fiction a few years back! Her eyes widened even more. She was in Holes! IN Holes!! She blinked several times as if expecting to wake up from a dream. How had she forgotten about all this? She sat there thinking for a moment and staring at the pages until she felt someone behind her. She turned around to see Zero looking at her notebook curiously. Her gaze traveled up to his hair. She grinned.
"Oooh, fluffy . . . " She muttered. Zero looked at her for a moment and then decided to back away. Shae cleared her throat quickly. "Um . . . I mean . . . nice hair." Zero looked at the notebook again with curiosity.
"What's that?" He asked.
"Um . . . nothing." Shae hid the notebook behind her back. None of them could know.
~*~
. Ah . . . what a lovely band Heese is . . . their songs are of cheese and geese and chickens . . . they must like birds . . . Oh wait! Cheese isn't a bird! *whacks self* Um . . . yeah . . . ZERO'S HAIR IS FLUFFY! ^^!
~*~
The morning trumpet blew. The D-tent boys got up and got ready for digging, but Shae didn't budge. She was snoring rather loudly and her pillow was clutched over her head. Zero blinked at her before going out of the tent. Outside Mr. Sir was heard yelling at random campers. Zigzag looked at Shae.
"She's still asleep?" He said. He poked at her arm but she still slept on. X-ray gave her an annoyed look and then leaned down towards her so that his mouth was right by her ear.
"WAKE UP!!!" He yelled.
"AAAGGGHH!!" Shae threw out her arm and whacked at the thing closest to her.
"OWW!!" X-ray howled, clutching his nose. Shae gasped and sat up, but when she saw it was X-ray she had hit, she smirked and flounced past him out of the tent. He followed, grumbling and rubbing his nose. Shae stopped suddenly and X-ray plowed into her. She turned around and glared. X-ray then made to walk past her, but he suddenly found himself on the ground. He got up and blinked, looking around for what he had tripped on. All he saw was Shae's smirk as she walked past him. He glared.
~*~
Shae hummed . . . and hummed . . . and hummed some more. Caveman cocked his head trying to figure out the tune.
"Roll over, Ba-aby . . . the time has come . . . to make a little bit more . . . roo-ooo-ooom!" Shae sang. The guys blinked. She then switched songs. "What happened to Miss Indepen-DENT? No longer need to be defensive! Good- BYE! Old Yoo-ooo-ooou!!!"
"Um . . . Do you mind singing something other than that Kelly girl?" Squid said. Shae looked at him and smirked.
"Oh baby, baby . . . how was I supposed . . . to know. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE- "
"NOOOOOO!!!" Zigzag yelled, wide-eyed. "ANYTHING but THAT!"
"Ooooh . . . I wake up in the mornin', nothing to eat, it's borin' . . . I EAT CHEEEEESE! OH WWWHYYYYYYYYY!?!??! WE'RE HEESE!! BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMABAM *gasp* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!! HEEEEEESE!!" Shae froze in a position holding her shovel as if it was a guitar and looked up at the boys.
There was a long, uneasy, and awkward silence. Shae grinned triumphantly. Her work here was done. She climbed out of her hole and went walking after the small figure that was Zero, who had already headed to camp. He was probably glad to get far away from her singing.
~*~
Shae kneeled by her crate and sorted through her stuff, bored. She came across her old notebook, which had a collage of pictures on the front. Her eyes widened when she saw whom the pictures were of. She flipped to the first page and saw her old sloppy handwriting. The top of the page was titled "Holes story: When I saw you." Something in her brain clicked right then. This was her old Holes scrapbook when she had written fan fiction a few years back! Her eyes widened even more. She was in Holes! IN Holes!! She blinked several times as if expecting to wake up from a dream. How had she forgotten about all this? She sat there thinking for a moment and staring at the pages until she felt someone behind her. She turned around to see Zero looking at her notebook curiously. Her gaze traveled up to his hair. She grinned.
"Oooh, fluffy . . . " She muttered. Zero looked at her for a moment and then decided to back away. Shae cleared her throat quickly. "Um . . . I mean . . . nice hair." Zero looked at the notebook again with curiosity.
"What's that?" He asked.
"Um . . . nothing." Shae hid the notebook behind her back. None of them could know.
~*~
. Ah . . . what a lovely band Heese is . . . their songs are of cheese and geese and chickens . . . they must like birds . . . Oh wait! Cheese isn't a bird! *whacks self* Um . . . yeah . . . ZERO'S HAIR IS FLUFFY! ^^!
