A/N:
(Jocko) Welcome to Chapter Two. We hope you enjoy your stay. Wait a minute! This isn't a hotel! Oops! Did you know about this Ice?
(Ice) Uh. Yeah, I did.
(Jocko) WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
(Ice) Uh.. It slipped my mind?
(Jocko) Oh well. Too late now. Anyways.
(Together) On with the fanfiction!
Telling Someone
Squall was once again lost in thought on the very same train as before: what to get the girl who has everything for Christmas. Just like before, he was close to his destination when the same cluster of dynamite exploded again. He looked up into the enraged eyes of Seifer, again. "God, why me?" Squall asked himself.
Seifer was on a warpath, searching for all the liquor he could find. Hey, if couldn't get drunk later, he might as well do it now and hopefully survive later. This hangover was supposed to last him eight long, excruciating, sober, liquor-free days. Personally, he couldn't wait to get them over with.
"What do you want Seifer?" Squall demanded, "That's twice you ruined my thoughts!"
"Well, I want all the alcohol you have." Seifer casually replied.
"Now why would I, Squall, give you, Seifer, all my perfectly good vodka, if I had any?"
"Because. God, I can't believe I'm saying this. you're a very nice guy who is my friend and. wait a minute! 'If you had any'? Squall! I can't believe that you're wasting my time playing mind games with me! Arg!" Seifer erupted like a volcano, destroying anything and everything in his path. "You're so mean!"
Squall erupted into a fit of laughter. Here was Mr. "All High And Mighty" begging Squall for anything alcoholic and it was just too much for the young soldier.
Seifer saw Squall laughing and it only made him even more mad. "This isn't funny Squall! Cid made me 'The Designated Student' that is supposed to attend all the Christmas Parties and regulate the Booze flow."
It may have been the truth but it only made laugh even harder. Seifer, the mean drunk, the designated student to regulate all the alcohol consumption! As if Seifer could actually even stay sober to watch them!
"Squall! I'm not finished yet! He wants me t stay sober! You know what's even worse? He might either send it back to the company or he might drink it all by himself!" Seifer yelled.
Squall was laughing so hard that he almost pissed his pants. Seifer stay sober? Ha! When that happens is the day that Squall wins the lottery! Squall stopped laughing to meet the glint of anger in Seifer's eyes. He straightened up and tried to keep a straight face and not laugh. He sat up and immediately burst out laughing again. Seifer scowled.
"I don't think you've grasped the gravity of the situation here!" Seifer stated, blinking his eyes, arms locked at his sides and finger pointed outwards. (A/N: yes, just like previews for "The Hot Chick" with Rob Schneider, minus the pink negligee). That only made Squall laugh some more.
All of a sudden, Squall became very serious.
"Seifer, take a step back and look at yourself. You, the guy who constantly harasses me, my friends, and my girlfriend, is all of a sudden in dire need of help and you can't get it. At least not from me. I owe you shit for what you've put me through. Thanks for making my day though! And once again, Squall left Seifer standing in the hall looking dumbfounded.
"I HAVE TO STAY FUCKING SOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! We know! We are so mean, but hey, SOMEONE or SOME PEOPLE have to write this stuff (i.e.: US!) Tell US what you think by clicking the "Go" box at the bottom (and it has to be set to "Submit Review"). We think you've already seen it before, but we're just making sure.. REVIEW IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
(Jocko) Welcome to Chapter Two. We hope you enjoy your stay. Wait a minute! This isn't a hotel! Oops! Did you know about this Ice?
(Ice) Uh. Yeah, I did.
(Jocko) WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
(Ice) Uh.. It slipped my mind?
(Jocko) Oh well. Too late now. Anyways.
(Together) On with the fanfiction!
Telling Someone
Squall was once again lost in thought on the very same train as before: what to get the girl who has everything for Christmas. Just like before, he was close to his destination when the same cluster of dynamite exploded again. He looked up into the enraged eyes of Seifer, again. "God, why me?" Squall asked himself.
Seifer was on a warpath, searching for all the liquor he could find. Hey, if couldn't get drunk later, he might as well do it now and hopefully survive later. This hangover was supposed to last him eight long, excruciating, sober, liquor-free days. Personally, he couldn't wait to get them over with.
"What do you want Seifer?" Squall demanded, "That's twice you ruined my thoughts!"
"Well, I want all the alcohol you have." Seifer casually replied.
"Now why would I, Squall, give you, Seifer, all my perfectly good vodka, if I had any?"
"Because. God, I can't believe I'm saying this. you're a very nice guy who is my friend and. wait a minute! 'If you had any'? Squall! I can't believe that you're wasting my time playing mind games with me! Arg!" Seifer erupted like a volcano, destroying anything and everything in his path. "You're so mean!"
Squall erupted into a fit of laughter. Here was Mr. "All High And Mighty" begging Squall for anything alcoholic and it was just too much for the young soldier.
Seifer saw Squall laughing and it only made him even more mad. "This isn't funny Squall! Cid made me 'The Designated Student' that is supposed to attend all the Christmas Parties and regulate the Booze flow."
It may have been the truth but it only made laugh even harder. Seifer, the mean drunk, the designated student to regulate all the alcohol consumption! As if Seifer could actually even stay sober to watch them!
"Squall! I'm not finished yet! He wants me t stay sober! You know what's even worse? He might either send it back to the company or he might drink it all by himself!" Seifer yelled.
Squall was laughing so hard that he almost pissed his pants. Seifer stay sober? Ha! When that happens is the day that Squall wins the lottery! Squall stopped laughing to meet the glint of anger in Seifer's eyes. He straightened up and tried to keep a straight face and not laugh. He sat up and immediately burst out laughing again. Seifer scowled.
"I don't think you've grasped the gravity of the situation here!" Seifer stated, blinking his eyes, arms locked at his sides and finger pointed outwards. (A/N: yes, just like previews for "The Hot Chick" with Rob Schneider, minus the pink negligee). That only made Squall laugh some more.
All of a sudden, Squall became very serious.
"Seifer, take a step back and look at yourself. You, the guy who constantly harasses me, my friends, and my girlfriend, is all of a sudden in dire need of help and you can't get it. At least not from me. I owe you shit for what you've put me through. Thanks for making my day though! And once again, Squall left Seifer standing in the hall looking dumbfounded.
"I HAVE TO STAY FUCKING SOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! We know! We are so mean, but hey, SOMEONE or SOME PEOPLE have to write this stuff (i.e.: US!) Tell US what you think by clicking the "Go" box at the bottom (and it has to be set to "Submit Review"). We think you've already seen it before, but we're just making sure.. REVIEW IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
