We Have a Problem
If you had a problem who would be the first you'd call?
The police, the fire fighters or the local shopping mall?
As an astronaut it's Houston. A cosmonaut Moscow.
I guess it matters if it's urgent and it needs attention now.
But what about the small things?
Like where you've put your key rings?
Just who would you call for that?
(And don't tell me it's your cat)
Would you call your Mom? Or your Dad?
If it's trivial and silly would they get real mad?
Or would try and solve it, on your very own.
And save yourself the trouble of picking up the phone.
