Pointing at three bikes at the front of the house, Kira smirked at the two boys as she got on a dark purple one. Takuya and Kouji looked and gaped at the other two bikes. One was a dirt bike for guys, and was a smooth turquoise, the other was a girl's bike and was your average run-of-the mill one, and luckily was only a deep shade of red. Guess who got which bike?

"Now, I have two other bike locks so when we get to the mall, we'll be able to lock our bikes good and pretty at the bike rack okay?" Kira called back to the two boys as they rode on their way to the mall nearby.

"All right." Kouji called back and chuckled at Takuya's silent pout, he got stuck with the red bike. Kouji, feeling bad for him because he was nice enough to let Kouji get the turquoise one rode next to him instead of speeding ahead. Kagami on the other hand seemed to want to speed all the way to the mall. How much sugar did she have any way?

"Do you not mind the fact we're about to go shopping or something Kouji?" Takuya asked the other boy who snapped his attention back to Takuya (He had been spacing out on Kira by accident).

"Hmm? Oh, not really. My stepmother never really asked me to come with her and my father as weird as it sounds loves shopping and drags me with him to the mall. I'm used to it, so going with other people doesn't really bug me. And the fact we're getting some other clothes to wear, not sure about you but I like wearing clothes that are my size AND body shape you know?" Kouji explained, and took a left turn when seeing Kira do so.

"Good point-ahhh!" Takuya yelped, not saying anymore because he nearly hit a 'Stop' sign. (o.O;;)

"Why do you ask? It bother you or something?" Kouji asked, holding back the laughter that threatened to burst out of his mouth. Not only was it funny Takuya nearly hit something, but the fact that it was a 'Stop' sign, meaning you should stop only increased the irony.

"Yeah, my mom was so ecstatic about going shopping. Whenever she did, she took my little brother, Shinya and me. She took me with her before he was born too. But anyway, she got so happy and hyped up every time she took us she'd leave us in one store, and by the time she realized we were missing she was on the other end of the mall! So, when looking for her we got lost each time. -_-;;" Takuya sighed, finally ending his reasoning for hating the mall. When glancing at Kouji he about jumped off his bike and attempted to beat the living crap out of the other because Kouji was laughing his head off.

"Hahahahahah!"

"What's so funny?!" Takuya growled defensively.

"I-I-it's not that I find your story funny, it's just that, WE'RE lost right now! Hahahahaha! Funny isn't it? In your story you get lost, and now we're lost! Hahahahahah!" Kouji continued to laugh his head off as they rode, and Takuya watched him with a blank face. 'I think Kouji finally snapped…' Takuya thought to himself as he looked around for Kira. Nope, no idiot girl.

"Kouji, are you okay?" Takuya asked, and yelped when seeing Kouji having his serious face back on.

"Fine. Just… Kind of had to laugh there… Anyway, we may want to stop here and see if we can see where Kira went." Kouji said monotonely, and stopped his bike, the brakes screeching.

"Okay…" Takuya said with a tone showing he was unsure, and stopped his bike in a much smoother way. Looking around, he saw no trace of human life, or Kira. Well, he did see a road, telephone poles, and Kouji, but that was it. Oh, and lots and lots of trees. And more trees.

"We couldn't have fallen that far behind… and there were no other turns…" Kouji mumbled. He snapped his head over at the trees when hearing something ruffling. Narrowing those blue eyes of his they returned to normal when seeing Kira walk out of the trees a bit behind them grinning sheepishly.

"I kind of wasn't holding onto the handle bars…and went off the road…" She explained, grinning shyly. Takuya could tell, she definitely had, seeing as she had twigs, leaves, dirt, and other things in her hair. Kouji didn't say anything, only parked the dirt bike by the side of the road, and wordlessly helped Kira. Feeling a pang of jealousy, Takuya parked his bike by the roadside too. Not really knowing why he felt jealous though, he didn't like either of the two in THAT way…

"Shall we continue now?" Kouji asked when the three finally got back on the road.

"I think it's best!" Kira said brightly, and the three took off again. Around 20 minutes later, the trees cleared and they slowly made it out to civilization and a bright sunlit day, no clouds in sight. Except that tiny one waaaaaaay over there… But it was cloudless other than that! Geesh, gotta get all technical and stuff… Locking up all three bikes, the three went inside, for a day filled with food, clothes, toys, clothes, snacks, clothes, perfume, clothes, games, clothes, drinks, clothes, and did we mention clothes? The three searched up, down, high, and low but still have yet to find some clothes that fit Takuya and Kouji. It was as if someone didn't want them too... and that is just not right. Searching and still searching... you'd think they'd get all hopeless and stuff by now but noOooOoo!!! They gotta keep searching and forcing there to be very long and boring descriptions!

"Do you ever get the feeling someone has it in for us today?" Takuya sighed and slumped onto a bench so commonly found at these super huge malls only shop-freaks can't get lost in.

"No, trust me, there's tons of more places here we can go to. We'll find you something to wear eventually, and if we don't..." Kira said trailing. Both boys raised an eyebrow at her, not sure where this was going. "...One of you has to wear a dress." Twitch. TwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchtwitchTWITCH!!! One of Kouji's eyes were twitching (a lot) and Takuya was gaping at her.

"Whoever agreed to THAT?" He asked, still gaping.

"No one." Kira said, and laughed mighty haunghtingly as if this were the best idea she's ever had. The two boys shook their head and made a silent prayer.

"Excuse me, do I know you two?" Someone's voice asked and they all looked over. It was a lady with brown hair, freckles and blue eyes and a curious look on her face. She wasn't very tall, but that's not what Kira was getting uneasy about... it was this girl might've been a Digimon fan, and recognized them from the show. Eeps...

"Uh... no, because I think I'd know you too!" Takuya said and laughed. The lady smiled then her eyes got wide.

"Yah, I know you! Your Takuya from Digimon Frontier! And you Kouji!" She said with some unexpected enthusiasm. "Hi, I'm KellyQ, nice to meet you! I write fanfictions about you two all the time! Can I ask you a question?!" She asked, and had pleading eyes neither boy could resist.

"Uh... sure..." Kouji said uneasily, not expecting to hear what she asked.

"Are you two a couple?" KellyQ asked and both face-faulted onto the floor off the bench.

"Eep, a yaoi fangirl!" Kira squeaked, having seen their terror before. Those poor, poor guys... Fifty of them chasing him and others while squealing... "RUN!!" She yelled and grabbed the two running off faster than the speed of light. KellyQ blinked and tilted her head.

"Did I say something wrong?"

"Phew..." Kira sighed as they entered the middle of a candy store. (o0) Looking behind her she saw KellyQ had not followed. 'She must've been one of the nicer, more saner ones.' Kira thought to herself then looked at the two boys from Digimon. "You two okay?" She asked.

"Yah, just a few missing limbs from being dragged off so quickly." Kouji said sarcastically. Kira stuck her tongue out at him.

"They have yaoi fangirls here in America too?" Takuya asked, looking at Kira, who hung her head and nodded.

"Yeah... Usually they're around on Friday's and Saturday's, very rarely on Sunday's. I don't know why, but that's just how it is." Kira sighed and looked around. "Well, while we're in here let's grab something to snack on eh?" she asked with a huge grin. Before she finished her sentence though, Takuya was already gone looking for the most sugary candy in the store. Kira sweat-dropped and watched Kouji shrug and walk around.

"I WANT STARBURSTS!!!" A girl's voice echoed out in the store and two clerks were trying to hold her down. She had blue black hair, yellow eyes, and wore jeans and a T-shirt. Also, she was currently very scary and a little short... "And cheesy Pringles too!!!" She added, and kicked one of the clerks into the wall and all the way out of the door. The other clerk yelped and took off, no longer caring there was a girl running very low on her deeply needed supply of starbursts and cheesy Pringles. An innocent bystander who wished to live, handed her their recently bought bag full of cheesy Pringles and starbursts and run off screaming mercy. Aww... she's not THAT bad...

"Candy... candy... and more candy." Kouji sighed, wondering why they had to end up in a candy store, when something tugged his ponytail. "What?" He snapped and blinked seeing the girl happily eating her starbursts and tugging his ponytail again.

"Do I know you?" She asked, blinking innocently.

"No. Now stop pulling my hair." He growled and she grinned wickedly. Uh-oh...

"Your Kouji from Digimon Frontier!" She squealed, and quicker than lightening stole his bandana and ran around the store cackling evilly, with Kouji chasing close behind. Meanwhile...

"...Wow, an entire aisle dedicated to Twizzlers... I wonder who owns this store..." Takuya mumbled to himself and a cat walked by.

"OoOoOooh!!!" Kira squealed. "Milk Duds! Huh? There's only two boxes!" She growled and sighed, grabbing both boxes. "Whoever owns this store needs to get more!" She said in a huff and began to search for the two Frontier boys.

"Give that back!" Kouji seethed, but alas, no mere mortal can keep up with a sugar-high girl who just stole Kouji's bandana. No one. Well, unless they got sugar-high too and were really really desperate. They might stand a chance... But Kouji's only depsera6te, not sugar-high so yah... he doesn't stand a chance.

"Never!" The girl cackled, then stopped-and stole his jacket before taking off again. He growled and called for her to stop, but... she did not stop. No, this made her laugh even more; she finally got to torture Kouji!

"Grr, come back here you cyco!" He called, and saw her turn in on the twizzler aisle. Then... a loud crash. "What the...?" He began then attempted to stifle his laughter. There was Takuya with swirly's in his eyes and the sugared up girl laying down unconscious. Walking over calmly (and strangely as if he wasn't just chasing her...) he took back his bandana and jacket then placed the precious items back where they rightfully belonged.

"Oww..." Takuya mumbled and heard Kouji chuckling. "What?" He whined and got up after glancing at the fallen girl.

"Thanks." Kouji said and began to look for Kira.

"For what?" Takuya asked. "No, seriously, what?" When Kouji did not reply, he decided to sulk instead and try to search for Kira too. But, their troubles were not over yet... oh no. For, sugar does not run-off that easily!

"Aww, yaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoi!!!" The girl chanted and started charging towards them. Screaming in fear, they two began running, but only for their lives as they'll never be alive if left in the mercy of the girl.

"We're... getting... chased... by... another... yaoi...freak!" Takuya gasped out, running just as fast as Kouji. Well, almost. Kouji was more in fear of his items getting stolen again rather than getting literally glomped to death. Tsk tsk tsk... materialists!

"I... see... that!" Kouji gasped out, and somehow after running around the candy store fifty times by someone they've yet to see Kira. So where was she?

"Ooooh, pretty!" Kira said, pushing her face to the glass of a jewel case right outside of the candy shop.

"Hey... where'd she go?" Takuya said, slowing down to a walk then finally stopped, taking in deep breaths.

"Good... question." Kouji replied, gasping back for lost air. A cat walked by. Blinking the two watched it walk to over where the girl was tied up by the store managers, sixteen clerks, and over fifty shoppers who were getting tired of getting blown into the wall by the girl's unmatched speed, that Kouji and Takuya somehow outran.

"Wonder what her name was..." Takuya sighed and began walking out of the store with Kouji walking behind.

"Alesca Munroe..." An 'eerie' voice called. They wheeled around and saw... a bucket of popcorn. Scooting away, they went off to search for Kira once again.

A/N: Oh wow, I had fun writing that! XD Uhm... to KellyQ and Alesca Munroe, sorry if I got your personalities wrong, I tried my very hardest! *Bows in apology if she did* Sorry in advance! *Glares at Kira then sticks her tongue out* How dare you insult my candy shop! XD Hee... erkle. You probably won't get the bucket of popcorn at the end of the story unless you read 'I forgot', heheh... Oh, and remember the cat! Next chapter... Takuya and Kouji must face... *Drum roll* Ling-Ling and Taku-chan!

Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, Twizzlers (I wish...), Milk Duds (Shudders), or malls.

Warnings: Upcoming shonen ai, interesting thoughts that'll appear between Takuya and Kouji later and more upcoming insanity.