"Poor Miroku, sick and tortured." By Roan Quiozon
Roan: Kagome, how did you think of the word "Sit"? Kagome: Uh...I had to hurry before Inu-yasha would've sliced me, but I think "Sit" is okay! (Giant thud in a bush) Kagome+Roan: Wha.? ( Kagome and Roan walk to the bush and finds someone..) Roan: Well, it's Inu-Yasha! He was spying on us! Good thing our conversation was about "Sit"!
Kagome:* kicks Inu-Yasha to wake him up*
Inu-Yasha: H-huh? Roan: Were you spying on us? ( Rustle) Kagome: Oh, no. Is there someone else with you? ( Miroku appears) Roan: Miroku! Oh yeah? "Pervert"!( Miroku:Noo!( falls down) Kagome: What the? It's just like "Sit"! Inu-Yasha: ( got sit)( Kagome: ? Roan: You see? I control Miroku now!HAHAHAHAHA!(, and furthermore, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Miroku: Nooooooooo! Jagie(pops outta nowhere): I wanna control Miroku too. Miroku: Please, have mercy!!!! Jagie:( puts ANOTHER set of prayer beads on Miroku and says..)PANCAKE! Miroku: (falls) P-pancake????? Roan: You fall like a pancake. Miroku: Wait. Can you give me some of those prayer beads??? Jagie: Uh.sure. There's two. Miroku:((puts prayer beads on Jagie and Roan, and says..)HARRASMENT!! Jakotsu((pops outta nowhere too): Hey, I wanna be part of this! (puts prayer beads on InuYasha and says..) Hi! InuYasha: (falls) Jakotsu: Ah, my LOVE!!!!! Kagome: There he goes again. Sango: (pops outta nowhere) Hey, I want revenge. ( puts prayer beads on..guess, Miroku and says.....) PATTINGMONK!!!( due to PATTING Sango's butt..) Miroku: (falls) Everyone then wants revenge for no reason and each put prayer beads on poor Miroku. Soon Shippo and Kikyo pop outta nowhere too.
Kagome: PARROT! InuYasha: PEE-WEE! Sango: PATTINGMONK! Jagie: PANCAKE! Roan: PERVERT! Shippo: PLATE! Kikyo: PICKERBUTT!!
Miroku: You all stink on ice....except for KOHARU! Sango: (is on fire like the first time Miroku was hugging Koharu, and InuYasha scared) Miroku: Oh whoops. Sango: PATTINGMONK!! ( THUD)
THE END FOR MIROKU, SICK AND TOTURED!!!!
Roan: Kagome, how did you think of the word "Sit"? Kagome: Uh...I had to hurry before Inu-yasha would've sliced me, but I think "Sit" is okay! (Giant thud in a bush) Kagome+Roan: Wha.? ( Kagome and Roan walk to the bush and finds someone..) Roan: Well, it's Inu-Yasha! He was spying on us! Good thing our conversation was about "Sit"!
Kagome:* kicks Inu-Yasha to wake him up*
Inu-Yasha: H-huh? Roan: Were you spying on us? ( Rustle) Kagome: Oh, no. Is there someone else with you? ( Miroku appears) Roan: Miroku! Oh yeah? "Pervert"!( Miroku:Noo!( falls down) Kagome: What the? It's just like "Sit"! Inu-Yasha: ( got sit)( Kagome: ? Roan: You see? I control Miroku now!HAHAHAHAHA!(, and furthermore, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Miroku: Nooooooooo! Jagie(pops outta nowhere): I wanna control Miroku too. Miroku: Please, have mercy!!!! Jagie:( puts ANOTHER set of prayer beads on Miroku and says..)PANCAKE! Miroku: (falls) P-pancake????? Roan: You fall like a pancake. Miroku: Wait. Can you give me some of those prayer beads??? Jagie: Uh.sure. There's two. Miroku:((puts prayer beads on Jagie and Roan, and says..)HARRASMENT!! Jakotsu((pops outta nowhere too): Hey, I wanna be part of this! (puts prayer beads on InuYasha and says..) Hi! InuYasha: (falls) Jakotsu: Ah, my LOVE!!!!! Kagome: There he goes again. Sango: (pops outta nowhere) Hey, I want revenge. ( puts prayer beads on..guess, Miroku and says.....) PATTINGMONK!!!( due to PATTING Sango's butt..) Miroku: (falls) Everyone then wants revenge for no reason and each put prayer beads on poor Miroku. Soon Shippo and Kikyo pop outta nowhere too.
Kagome: PARROT! InuYasha: PEE-WEE! Sango: PATTINGMONK! Jagie: PANCAKE! Roan: PERVERT! Shippo: PLATE! Kikyo: PICKERBUTT!!
Miroku: You all stink on ice....except for KOHARU! Sango: (is on fire like the first time Miroku was hugging Koharu, and InuYasha scared) Miroku: Oh whoops. Sango: PATTINGMONK!! ( THUD)
THE END FOR MIROKU, SICK AND TOTURED!!!!
