Takuya and Kouji, although they had escaped two yaoi fangirls with only insulted pride (Kouji having lost his most prized possetions) the two still had to find Kira in order to finish the shopping and go home. To pass the time the two had a rather interesting conversation...
"I wonder how a cat got allowed in here..." Takuya spoke aloud, so that Kouji couldn't say he didn't hear him.
"It probably escaped from the pet shop." Kouji said indifferently, not really caring.
"No way!" Takuya said suddenly, causing Kouji to roll his eyes. It was now deemed obvious Takuya had gotten some candy into his system that wasn't his... "It was a full-grown cat! Pet shops here only sell kittens!! Little teeny, weeny, tiny, whiny, kittens!" Takuya explained.
"Whatever..." Kouji sighed, hoping Takuya would just DROP the subject.
"Do you now see my point Agent Kouji?" Takuya asked, and began to bounce around. 'Oh... shit...' Kouji thought with dread, knowing all too well a sugar high Takuya might not be the best of things.
"...Yeah. Whatever." Kouji said flatly, and looked around for sanctuary. 'Does somebody hate me or what? First I gotta face yaoi fangirls even though me and Takuya aren't even a couple yet... wait. YET?!?! Uh... even though me and Takuya aren't a couple which is really annoying... then we lose Kira... and now I must face a sugar-high Takuya and who knows what possible other cycotic girls or boys might exist here...' Suddenly the Digital World didn't seem half that bad now...
"Private Eye Kouji, the cat is a ruler of the yaoi fangirl community so we must eliminate it!!" Takuya cheered, and all Kouji did was sweat-drop.
"Takuya... Fangirls have no leader, it's a physical impossibility." Kouji sighed again, and begged for the roof to suddenly crash down on him. These past two days have been horrible... He already described today, and yesterday? His HAIR was BRUSHED by SOMEOME!! He did not like this very much, nope nope.
"No it isn't! They do, and it's that cat!" Takuya cried, and was about to head toward where he saw the cat until... they saw it. A girl was looking at them hard as if trying to decide whether or not she knew them. They both decided not to take a chance, and ran offwards away from her. Their in a way smart, but they shouldn't have run like that, seeing as that was a really good Takouji writer they just ran away from...
"Oh wow... scented candles!" Kira squealed with delight. She bended over to sniff it when someone jabbed her harshly into the side. Scowling she whirled to see who it was. It was... a girl. And an obvious yaoi lover too, which wasn't a good thing because if she saw Takuya and Kouji, and reconized them... Well, who really knew? She was not thin or fat, ugly nor beautiful. Just average. She had long, spiky, dark purple hair with a few random black and sliver spikes. Blood red eyes with dilated pupils. She also wore a black trench coat with the Gravitation/boys love emblem thingy, knee-high black boots, a black tank-top that read " I Like Boys Who Like Boys" in white print, and a pair of lime green panda print boxers. Kira blinked and tilted her head. "Uhm... yes?" She asked uncertainly.
"I heard from a girl that you knew Takuya and Kouji from Digimon Frontier! So... where are they?" she asked and looked about, trying to find the two bishies.
"Uh... oh there they are!!!" Kira yelped and took off when the girl turned to see them to warn Takuya and Kouji back in the candy shop (where she thought they were).
"Huh? I don't see the-HEY!!" The girl scowled and had a look that said, 'I'll get you!!!' Shrugging, she decided to continue searching for Takuya and Kouji.
"Oh Christmas Tree oh Christmas Tree, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Doodoodeedoodeedoodoodoodeedoodoodooodeedoodoodoo! OH Christmas-AIYEE!!" The Caroler who was one too many months early got shot by an annoyed cat who looked around, and made it's way through the crowd. Although there was no real point to this, we at the 'Wish-We-Owned-It-But-Don't' company run by a dog whose run into a gate before, thought it should be included. Also we thought we should include the fact it's vice president is a wash rag. ^_^ Just thought you should know here.
"Kouji..." Takuya said slowly. Kouji growled and looked at him with an annoyed expression. "Look." He said. Still growling in annoyance Kouji looked, and stopped. It was the girl Kira saw, and... she... spotted them. Yelping they broke into a run, wanting to get away from the girl.
"Hey, wait! I just wanna ask you two a question!" She cried. Even though the two boys had a head start, the girl was a yaoi-lover. If you happen to be their favorite yaoi couple well then... as we all know you can't escape them. She caught up and tackled them. "Take that uh... well take it!" She cried in victory. The two boys just looked worriedly at each other.
"Uh... whats... the question?" Takuya asked and took a big gulp.
"...I forgot!" She said and laughed psycotically. She stopped and looked around. For whatever reason nobody noticed a girl having tackled two boys.
"Great, can we go now?" Takuya asked pleadingly. Kouji on the other hand seemed interested in the roof and held an unreadable look on his face.
"Never!" She said with a smirk. Kouji noticed she looked to be either 15 or 16, and seemed very determined to do... whatever she did. "Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi!" She began to chant, and smile.
"We are not a couple!" Takuya said wavering his arms around. She stopped and looked at him.
"...I never said you were." She replied.
"You were implying it!" Takuya growled.
"I was?" She questioned wittingly. Growling in frusteration, Takuya crossed his arms and glared.
"Yeah!"
"How?
"But chanting, 'yaoi'!!!"
"When?"
"Just now!!!"
"No, now I'm asking you when."
"Why you-!!! Fine! Whats your name?" Takuya asked, not wanting to argue. The girl flashed a victorious smile and poked Takuya in the chest.
"Panda Pants but you can call me Panda! ^_^ Oh, and seeing how offensive you got I'm taking it as you are so hah!" She said, and began chanting 'yaoi' all over again. Staring at her as if they've never seen anything like it, they looked around for sanctuary.
"Aren't you worried about the mall police who can arrest you for harrassment?" Kouji asked. Panda looked at him and blinked.
"No, why?" Poor Kouji sighed in defeat and began to bang his head on the ground.
"Why won't this accursed thing light?" Kira growled as she shuffled around past them trying to light her scented candle. (She didn't see the odd sight of Panda holding down two characters from a tv show that popped out of her computer. -_-;;)
"Burning..." Panda said as she watched the flame of the lighter try to light the candle. She was now faced with a difficult decision, fire, or yaoi, fire, or yaoi... doesn't matter who you are, our President and V. President both agree that burning things and yaoi are two difficult things to choose from! XD
"Go play with the fire Panda, go on!" Takuya said starting out to encourage the girl, and then he too became entranced by the candle. Kouji, seeing a way out took the turn or trying to encourage the girl to leave. A moment later Kira dissappeared into the crowd with his ticket way out.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Kouji cried and watched as it left, and began to re-bang his head on the floor.
"Know what Kouji? You need a new hair style!" Panda said suddenly and smirked. "And I know the PERFECT place to get one!" She said with a demonic smile. Kouji looked at her with horror. Someone ELSE WAS GOING TO TOUCH HIS HAIR?!?! Screaming, now began the desperate struggle to escape this madwoman.
"HAVE MERCY!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!" Kouji cried.
"You two Takuya." Panda added, Takuya just shrugged and watched Kouji attempt to escape...
A/N: So sorry this chapter took forever to get out! Now, this is going to be long authoress notes as a warning!
Sorry to Taku-chan, you weren't really in the story were you? And to Ling-Ling, sorry if I messed up your personality! _ The update took awhile because I have a major case of Lazyitus, a common disease amoungst writers lol... I have an idea! Has anyone read Shimaru before? *Demonic smirk* I might have a sequel idea... should I do it? Next chapter is all chaos! The following people are not only the last volunteers, but also they're ALL appearing next chapter because they can't stay in the mall TOO long (not appearing in the order listed): GatomonsOwner623; Link02; Canuslupemon; Loner Fox (Who's Kouji's 'official' hair-dresser); and that's all we're taking! x_x *Can finally die since she updated* Thank you living life!Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, nope nopes! But I am starting my own 'company', see my dog is the president and the wash rag is the vice president. ^_^
Warnings: Future yaoi, pure insanity, yaoi fangirls scaring the crap outta poor Takuya and Kouji, insanity, more tochure-fest, insanity...
