"Cowabunga!!" Drakken yelled as he pounced on top of Kim.

"Cowabunga?" Kim asked as she pushed Drakken off of her easily. "Last time I checked, this wasn't Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Anyways, where's Shego? I need more of a challenge!"

"Hawaii or the Bahamas or some island or something. She's on vacation."

"Oh, what about your henchman?"

"Another wedding."

"Robot henchman?"

"Didn't have time. or talent. to build any more."

"Anything other than, well, you?"

"Nope."

"Well, then. What's your evil plan this time, Dr. Drakken?"

"I, uh, don't really have one. I was hoping to come up with that along the way."

Kim was speechless. She looked at Drakken strangely. "Well, then, I think I'm just going to go." She turned to leave the 'evil lair', which was really the basement of Drakken's mother's house.

Suddenly, Ron jumped in front of Kim. "Kim! I'm here! I came as fast as I could!" he said breathlessly.

"Ron I called you two hours ago! What took you so long!"

"I was trying to talk this girl into going to the dance with me. I almost had her, Kim! I almost had her!" Ron looked around. "Where's Shego?"

Kim grabbed his arm as she headed towards the steps. "Don't ask."

As they walked out of the house after saying goodbye to Drakken's mother, Kim turned to Ron. "So, why exactly didn't this girl want to go with you?"

"She said it was because I was too freakish looking."

"Who was it?"

Ron looked at the ground. "Bertha the lunch lady." "The one with the buck teeth and mustache?"

"Yeah."

"Ouch."

A/N: Okay, I don't know where this came from. I guess I was kinda mean to Ron, **ducks as Ron fans throw random food items at me** haha. I'm sorry, Ron, I love you!!! Yeah, okay, I'm weird.