Kouji, still screaming, kicking, and begging for mercy continued his pointless struggle against the fangirls iron grip. She was singing some sort of song about daisies being shot by Santa Claus, and skipping along merrily, as if she didn't feel Kouji's struggle. Takuya was walking behind her trying to pry her fingers loose from Kouji's wrist, not succeeding. Well, he did do one thing...
"Aww, trying to save your Kouji-chan!?!" Panda squealed and proceeded to glomping Takuya and dragging Kouji along.
"Gah!! Noo, we just wanna go!!" Takuya whined, but stopped when seeing her cycotic smirk.
"There it is!" She squealed, and dragged them into a hair parlor. Well, at least Panda thought it was. You know, you would too if a giant sign on the outside read 'HAIR SALON'. Well, lets just say Takuya, Kouji, and Panda aren't old enough to go into THAT kind of store... o0;;
"Stay out of this Teacher's Lounge!" A principle ordered and kicked them out. What? What else did you think they'd go into that they're not old enough to?
"Well... I thought that was it... no problem though, because Kouji we shall get your hair done!" Panda said and laughed insanely again and ran like the wind towards the place, Takuya and Kouji getting dragged behind.
"You know, this is getting out of hand..." A girl said watching them zip by and taking a sip of tea.
"What is?" A guy asked.
"These yaoi fangirls... especially on Digimon Convention days... they take over the hair stylist's place completely!" She said, glaring.
"Oh let them have their fun." The guy sighed, and returned to reading a newspaper, and blinked when seeing a flyer that magically appeared there. "... 'Calling all yaoi fans, at "Loner's Stylists" we're proud to bring you Takuya and Kouji. Nope, sorry no Kouichi.'..." He read and groaned. He was off work for once too...
"Where... are... we... going?" Takuya called, as they zipped here and there, there to here, pots to pans.
"To Loner's Stylists! We finally have a base for yaoi fans!" Panda said and laughed yet again with insanity. She was very... very... very scary. And psychotic can't forget that. Finally reaching there was a fair group of people inside a hair place. Panda smiled proudly as she bounced inside with the two boys up to a front counter.
"Hi, I'm Maruyama. How can I not help you?" They asked. Panda smiled broadly while Takuya and Kouji exchanged worried glances. This was it; they've died and gone to hell.
"I have them!" Panda cried, and held them up by their wrists, and began to chant 'yaoi' again.
"We are not a couple!!!" Takuya said, really getting annoyed. Kouji though was busy clawing at Panda's wrists again in a last act of desperation to get as far away from this place as possible.
"Damnit just let me go!"
"Aww!!! You weren't kidding!!!" A girl squealed, it was TerrierLee and she was starting to switch into yaoi-fangirl mode.
"I call dibs on Kouji!!" Another girl called, and took station at one of those hair-cutting chair thingy's.
"Okay Loner Fox!" Panda said, and ran over and handed Kouji over (who just now gave up), and ran over to another chair thingy with a few other fangirls.
"...Uh, what's going on?" A guy asked as he walked by the salon and watched the weird sight.
"YAOI!!!" They all cheered and nearly knocked him over.
"Wow... you people got some lungs...." He said. He had spiky blonde hair.
"Wanna help us do their hair?"
"Them who?"
"Takuya and Kouji!" Several girls said and began bouncing around and one glomped Takuya, knocking him out of the chair.
"Sure, why not?" He said with a shrug.
"Name and go get shampoo!" Loner Fox said, having an idea for Kouji. He paled and looked at the girl and gave her the puppy-dog eyes. Unfortunately for Kouji this just happened to when she wasn't looking.
"Mike, and okay!" He said and took off.
"So Kouji, while we wait, I will do glorious things to your hair!" Loner said, and laughed scarily.
"T_T" Kouji made no reply, and rather did his best not to scream. Ah, it was a glorious day for these yaoi fangirls... so glorious this authoress is very jealous and wondering why the hell she can't be in it.
"Huh? Kouji-Sama!" A girl passing by said, and cackled evilly. She ran over, stole his bandana and took off. Growling Kouji tried to get up to retrieve the item, but LF pushed him down into his seat.
"You can get it later! Now, hold still, I'm trying to get the dye ready! Now, where's that blue dye...?" LF said, and looked around whilst keeping Kouji in his seat. Later the guy reading a newspaper earlier could have told you that girl could be identified as Canuslupemon.
"Did IcePuppet come?" Someone asked, all tilted their head in curiosity.
"Uh... what does she look like?" Silence. "Guess we won't know."
"Whose that?" Takuya asked, not caring three girls were brushing his hair, while another was doing his nails. (He has high tolerance.)
"Oh, a really great writer, but is more of a KouKou fan than Takouji." A girl said with a shrug, and looked at the nail polish.
"What's KouKou? And... why... are.. . you eyeing.... that... nail polish?" Takuya asked uneasily... getting creeped out.
"Oh, a story with Kouichi and Kouji as the pairing." She said and smirked. "Oh... you'll see!" She grabbed red and blue and laughed.
"o0;; Kouji and Kouichi...?"
"WHAT?!?!?" Kouji screamed, and was now very officially scared. Too bad he doesn't know in the future he'll be flirting with Kouichi shamelessly... what? It's true...
"Calm down! Oh, uhm... oops..." LF said as she accidentally cut Kouji's hair band. "See, I told you to hold still!" Kouji did, as he didn't want his hair to face the same treatment. Two girls walked by and saw what was going on before grinning, and joining in. They were Joey and Frankie, and were here to help take extra... care of the two Frontier boys.
"Hey, we're still missing some people!" Panda pouted. Shrugging she went real quick to reraid the candy store and make it so that there were hyperactive fans rather than yaoi fans.
"Alright, I have Shampoo!" Mark said, and had Shampoo from Ranma ½ standing next to him. "She was real hard to find, why'd you want her?" Blinking LF raised a brow.
"Uh... I asked for shampoo, not Shampoo." LF said with a sweat-drop.
"Uh... oh oops!" Mark laughed, and took out three bottles of shampoo. Herbal Essences to be exact...
"Thanks!" LF said, grabbed the bottles and ran to the back with those giant sinks, and dunked Kouji's head under the water, until it was wet, and then opened the bottle. "I wonder if this really works like those commercials..."
"Kouji's getting his hair washed!" The girl, who just got done painting Takuya's nails red, squealed and took off over there with the blue nail polish. Seeing his chance, Takuya grabbed nail polish remover and started to rub away at the fiendish thing.
"Aww, Takuya, you won't get any candy if you do that!" Panda said, holding ten barrels of candy. He immediately stopped this action.
"How about a sparkly blue, wouldn't that be prettier?" Joey said to the girl with the nail polish, and she nodded her head yes.
"Yah! Destinygirl2k will get that now! Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi!" She chanted, and ran over to the polish rack and grabbed the perfect color.
"So Kouji, which do you like better, this shampoo, or this one?" LF asked him, holding two bottles of Herbal Essences.
"...T_T ...can't you just NOT do my hair?" Kouji asked, looking longingly at the door.
"No. Now, which kind? I hear this kind is better, wanna go with this?" LF asked, holding one bottle out.
" ...T_T meep..." Kouji gave his reply, cackling LF, poured some goo onto her hand and got ready to try out this.
"Can I do his nails?!" Destinygirl2k asked holding the polish.
"...YES!!" LF cackled, and now Kouji decided he could scream without damaging any pride. Even a grown brave man would scream at the horror of yaoi fans... they're scary. And that's putting it in the nicest way.
"Seriously though, why do you like yaoi?" Takuya asked, nibbling on a Twizzler. Because Kouji is much more popular amongst the community of fans of Digimon due to his high-quality bishieness, he got the bad end of the deal.
"Why do you like Kouji?" TerrierLee asked, pulling out reverse psychology.
"I do not like him!" Takuya said, waving his arms around wildly.
"Do too! YAOI!!!" TerrierLee squealed, and glomped Takuya, knocking the two onto the floor.
"Oh yess, yess!" Kouji said, Herbal Essences commercials are true then... o0;; Scary. Several fans giggled and some began laughing. It was just too funny... Several people walking by peeked in, wondering what those noises were.
"YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI!!!" Now, it was time for the sacred yaoi fangirl chant. Lucky for Kouji and Takuya, the guy from earlier walked by and blinked seeing this... interesting sight.
"...o0;; Uh... okay." He said and walked inside. The ringing of the bell went unnoticed, and too many people were squealing, chanting, giggling (Kouji and the Herbal Essence bottle was still going on), or glomping. "HEY!!" He yelled. No reaction. Sighing, he took out a gun and shot one of the lights. This sure got their attention. "Yamato and Taichi are making out in the food court!" He yelled, and jumped out of the way as multiple Taito/Yamachi fans trampled through the door. The remaining few blinked. "...and so are Shuuichi and Yuki, Lee and Takato, Ken and Daisuke, uh... lots of Final Fantasy characters... and so many other yaoi coupling you won't be able to speak for a week from squealing!" Well, this was enough to rid the place of the remaining yaoi freaks.
"x_x ...thanks budd-y..." Takuya said with swirlies in his eyes, then drooled over the barrels of sugar... But first, the nail polish had to go.
"Bakas... touching my hair..." Kouji growled, and washed the remaining shampoo out. Grabbing a hair dryer he proceeded to getting the wet hair to hold as little moisture as possible to put his hair back up.
"Better hurry, they'll figure out quickly there's no one they're making out." The guy said, checking the window occasionally.
"No problem. Hey thanks...?" Takuya began.
"Mamaru, and your welcome." He said, and began pacing.
"You do this a lot?" Kouji asked, brushing his hair, removing the tangles now.
"It's my job, the betterment of society by removal of yaoi fans." Mamoru said with a grin.
"Didn't know they have that." Kouji muttered, and pulled the hair into its usual ponytail. Then... remembered... that girl stole his bandana! Without another thought or word, he rushed out to get her.
"What's with him?" Mamoru asked.
"Bandana." Takuya sigh, and took off after him. Blinking, Mamoru stole a bottle of Herbal Essences and left to join the 'Stalking Kouichi' guild. Yaoi fan-killer eh?
A/N: Again, sorry it took forever to get done! Oh, and sorry to everyone whose personality came out all wrong! And even sorrier it came out so crappy! v_v Wow, 44 reviews? *Bowing to the almighty reviewers* Oh, and the snake-like voice? Well, they're at the mall... it's kind of hard to hear a snake-like voice in such a crowded place...
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon or Final Fantasy.
Warnings: Future shounen ai, and... that's it.
