Panda raced frantically around the food court, searching for all of the aforementioned yaoi couples of who were supposedly making out. "Yaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoiyaoi... Hey... Wait a minute... " She looked around. "There aren't any yaoi couplings for miles around here..." Getting steamed, she turns back toward the salon in time to see the boys running out. With a mighty cry of "YYAOI!!" she charges off to apprehend (and glomp senseless) the renegade bishies. Unfortunately, with this turn of events, this would cause a major upset in the creation and formingship of Takuya and Kouji's relationship, not to mention threaten to kill the plot. So, the authoress jumped in super quick with an already over-killed character and they somehow managed to pry Panda off of Kouji and Takuya, and they watched them take off. Although there is again, no point to this our president felt that because PP had decided to take it upon herself to join in again, she had to be added. She and one other will be rewarded later, but for now the wash rag is telling us to get the living out of this story and continue with it.

"What was that all about?" Takuya asked as he followed closely behind Kouji.

"It doesn't matter! I got to get my bandana back!" Kouji growled, and stopped for a moment to overlook what was happening. "You know... I'm not overly-possessive of my bandana, seeing as I have fifteen similar pairs given to me by my grandmother back home... and I don't scream and wail when somebody tries to mess with my hair. Takuya, I have a feeling someone's trying to control us." Kouji said, only to receive insane giggles from Takuya.

"Kouji, that is THE most craziest idea I've ever heard! Besides that, I think that girl over there has your bandana." Takuya said, and pointed forwards. There was a girl that had shoulder length black hair, although the bottom half is blue, and green eyes. She wore black, and was really pale.

"Didn't another girl steal it though?" Kouji asked, and blinked before raising a brow.

"Oh who cares, go ask for it back." Takuya said, and began pushing Kouji towards the girl. Seeing them approach, she watched without doing anything, so they figured she was safe. They thought.

"Hey... uh where'd you get that?" Kouji asked her, she shrugged.

"I dunno, one minute I was reading something and the next thing I know I'm standing here, miles away from home holding your bandana." She said. Wait. HIS bandana? Kouji's eye twitched.

"May I have that back please..?" He asked. If she knew, then there was a dangerous chance she was a yaoi-freak. But he didn't see her at the salon so she was probably safe. Heheh, yah as if anyone in here is safe.

"Why?" She asked.

"Because it's mine." Kouji retorted. Sighing, she handed it back. "Thanks...?"

"Oh, you can call me Ice Puppet." She said with a smile. Kouji held no facial expression holding his opinion, but he didn't need to because he just fainted.

"Do you really write Koukou?" Takuya asked her.

"Yah. Who told you?" Ice Puppet asked.

"Some yaoi-freaks. He took it rather well, don'tcha think?"

"...I expected blushing actually, but one doesn't always get what they want." There was now silence, and crickets began playing horror-film music. Scratch that, they were chirping.

"Why are there so many yaoi freaks here?" Takuya asked, and paled when seeing two girls talking ecstatically about Yamato and Taichi.

"Didn't you know? Today's the Digimon convention! And this happens to have the largest population of yaoi fangirls and boys all over America!" Ice Puppet said, and had this really, really, REALLY scary look on her face. Screaming, Takuya took off dragging the Kouji who just woke up and wondering what all the screaming was about. "Guess not..." She said with a shrug, then disappeared to be returned home. Then came back because she saw some really neat Digimon yaoi fanart from all seasons with all pairings on sale.

"Why are we running?" Kouji asked as he watched everything go by, then had a quizzical look when realizing they were on a run mill with a changing background as you moved. Now how'd that happen?

"B-b-because it's Digimon convention day!"

"So?"

"This has a high population of yaoi freaks?"

"So?"

"So, practically everyone here today is a Digimon yaoi cycotic fangirl or boy tracking us down!"

"So?"

"What do you mean SO?!"

"...I don't see the point of running if we're not moving." Kouji said and pointed to the run mill. Takuya stopped and tumbled off of it to land... at Kira's feet.

"Ah, my loyal subjects." She said wit ha grin. "Have fun?"

"No! First we got attacked at a candy shop, then kidnapped by some insane girl who keeps chanting 'yaoi', forced to have our nails and hair done, then glomped by the same girl who kidnapped us! And just now we met a girl who writes yaoi incest!" Kouji yelled.

"She does? Oh, was her name Ice Puppet?" Kira asked, interest in her eyes.

"Oh please not you too..." Takuya moaned. Kira giggled and shook her head.

"No, my cousin reads that and I took a look once because I was curious. The story I read was by Ice Puppet, and she writes really well. Aww... I could have gotten her autograph..." Kira sighed. "And what's wrong with incest?"

"Nothing! It's just... look we're not having a good day so far... alright?" Kouji sighed giving in. Really he had no problem, but being attack by rabid fangirls mixed with all sorts of other things just about anything would make him three times as irritable as normal.

"I understand. Want to head back? I only got you guys a bit to wear; I didn't know what size you wore... But it should work out fairly well, what do you say?" Kira asked. The two worn-out boys nodded their heads, and they began walking towards the exit. Going through the doors, they all gaped.

"Ain't it ironic?" Takuya asked. The other two looked at him. "I mean, you wouldn't think it'd rain with the fact only three-four hours ago it was a clear sky..."

"It had one teeny weeny cloud though." Kouji pointed out.

"Geesh, no need to get all technical Kouji. Besides, that's not the point, now how do we get back?" Takuya sighed. Kira shrugged, and they decided to wait in the food court.

Warnings: Future shounen ai, peculiar thoughts, interesting positions, yeah Kyle's visiting again but briefly, mild swearing, no this isn't a long chapter, and pointless stupidity. Err, continuing!

Walking through the tables, they finally found a comfy place to sit. Relaxing as they sat, they all watched Kyle trying to drown himself in water and wondering why some weird girl was trying to stop him from committing suicide. Unsure as to why, but they wanted him dead.

"Come on!! I promise it won't be as bad as the first time!" She wailed, and rather rude thoughts came into their heads. Wait. Why we outta...!!!

"What's going on over there?" Takuya asked, turning to Kira and Kouji.

"I dunno, but personally I hope he drowns. ^_^ Then gets stabbed. And multiple other horrors before he dies." Kira said all-too cheerfully and drank some green tea that too, popped out of nowhere. Like that bat and watch.

"Same here." Kouji said, and blinked when unsweet tea appeared in his hand.

"Maybe that girl will drown too..." Takuya said, and took a sip of his sweetened tea, that yeah, appeared there too. Hey now... oh fine. Suddenly the girl fell into the water and after four minutes stopped struggling. It was really weird because no one helped them. Though a few people stole their money. o0;;

"I'll be right back, I'm going to go check on that girl... I think she's dead." Kira said and got up, someone sitting nearby turned around to her.

"What about that guy?" They asked.

"Oh who cares if he dies?" Kira sighed, and left, then when seeing a shiny chandelier she began walking towards that.

"So..." Takuya began, and Kouji 'hn'ed and drank some more of his unsweet tea. Watching a television that was near their table, they saw what American shows were like.

Something: Hi, I am Something. Here is Someone.

Someone: Hello. There. Humans.

Something: We, are going to, learn how to, count to, three.

Someone: Yes. Now.

Something: One. See? There is ONE sheep. Can you say one?

Children and adults in background: Ni!

Something: That is incorrect.

Smartass: Nuh-uh, it's Japanese for one you idiot!

Something: Kid, this is an American show, you don't say harsh words like 'idiot'!

Someone: That's for cable and satellite only. Oh, yah and Fox.

Everyone: *Is gone*

"...That is pathetic." Kouji stated.

"Let's change the channel." Takuya sighed, and changed it. It was on Fox, and two people were going at it like hyenas (sounded like them too), then suddenly a man walked in.

Man: ...Ashley! Oh... Maria! What are you two doing?

Ashley: Uhm... we were...

Maria: *Is guy, weird huh?* Experimenting.

Man: Oh, okay. Continue please so we can get higher ratings.

Ashley & Maria: ^_^

"...No words can describe what I'm thinking." Takuya said, looking with horror at the television. 'I bet that's not how two people actually do that.' Kouji thought, and began to read the newspaper Mamaru was reading last chapter.

"Change the channel if you don't wanna watch it." Kouji sighed, as Takuya covered his eyes in horror. Changing the channel, now it was the stock market.

Stockmarket dude: Alright, currently Anime is still leading in stocks, making a bunch of hormone-raging teenagers richer than Bill Gates, so parents, leech off your kids for a change! Also, yaoi and yuri are right behind it. Manga and Anime-related goods are also topping the charts, multiplying these horny kids money. Wait. All ten of my kids have these stocks! Sweet!!!!

"Well, I guess that's America's economy." Takuya said blinking.

"Well, this explains why Japan is suddenly the richest country in the world." Kouji said watching it.

Stockmarket dude: Actually, currently the highest stock is Anime, Manga, yaoi, yuri, and doujjinshis, and anything else Japanese-related world-wide. Currently, Japan is so rich; they could buy any country! And they don't have to ever worry about going broke either! Isn't that cool? Now excuse me while I go watch some Digimon Frontier and point out the yaoi-implied parts. Good day!

"Kouji... this country scares me." Takuya whimpered, and scooted over to be right next to Kouji who raised a brow.

"Err... yah." Kouji murmured, shrugging, and returned to the newspaper. A waitress rollar-blading through the food court towards her boyfriend, didn't see Takuya or Kouji, and accidentally ran into them. In a tumble-tossing and kicking/punching frenzy the girl escaped unscathed and glomped her boyfriend. Takuya and Kouji on the other hand... well... Takuya was on top of Kouji in a rather... interesting and quite implied position. Blushing, Takuya started to get off Kouji when of course, they had to be so lucky as a dozen or so yaoi-fangirls who were still looking for the yaoi couples making out, turned at the exact perfect moment.

"OHMYGOSH!!!!!" They squealed and charged at a full-run chanting 'yaoi'. Screaming like two little school girls, the two buys got up and ran so fast with fear they'd wipe a Cheetah going 60 MPH clean of it's fur. How did they get into these situations?

"KIRA!!!" Takuya yelled over the chant and she looked at the two. Then the oncoming hoard of fangirls. Screaming, the three were aiming directly at the door and were about to reach freedom when...

When...

When...

When...

When....

When will this stop?

Do the macarena and we'll consider.

You're not doing it.

DO IT!!!

Fine, you won't know until next chapter, nyah!

Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, Fox, nor have any knowledge about the stock market, I just wanted to do that.


Notes: Do the macarena or else... I won't update! Bwahahahah! While I'm at it, Destinygirl2k, awesome idea! ^_^ And... there's the little fact I must ask you guys to stop volunteering, I'm running out of ideas on how this goes about! (And Ice Puppet sorry if I got your personality wrong!) But... good news is later on I shall ask for your help again fellow yaoi-cycos! Muahahahah! o0;; Oh, and to the kind person who asked what 'yaoi' is, there's multiple definitions of it, but to put it plain and simple it's a MxM relationship, kk?