When... well... err... you see... uhm... how do we put this... well... currently we're having writing difficulties. You see, because we enjoy making your lives oh so miserable, we have decided to end this fic with this, "when all three got shot. THE END!!!"

You didn't think we were serious did you? Screaming the three were aiming directly at the door when...

it happened. First, in slow motion Kouji tripped over the cat from chapter eight and landed downwards face first onto the floor. Kira and Takuya skidded to a halt to help their fallen comrade, knowing the fate of THAT many fans was... well we can't describe that to you unless we were to up the rating. Wait. Why are we telling you this? Why should you care? Running still in slo-mo, they bent down to help up Kouji. As Takuya turned his head over to make see what tripped Kouji, he saw the cat... and is GRINNED cycotically at him. Meeping, he yanked harder for Kouji to get up. While they were moving in slow motion the fans were squealing and going at regular speed. It seemed like all the underworld broke loose, as girls and boys were screaming; Kouji, Takuya, and Kira stared in horror. Right when they were three feet from them preparing to glomp at full blast... music could be heard. Not just ANY music either. It. Was.

The macarena song. Yes, the one song that no matter how hard you try, you can't help but do the macarena. The fangirls and boys tried their hardest, they did their best, but to no avail. There was no way out of it unless you did the macarena. Otherwise you may get a broken back and every time you try to get the ever-so-addictive strawberry pocky you're refused. Plus with a broken back it'll be a bit hard to glomp them... luckily though because Kouji, Takuya, and Kira were in slow-motion they got away without hearing the music except something blaring. Running like there's no tomorrow (there won't be if they stop), even in the pouring rain, they continued. Kira skidded to a halt in front of the bikes, only to slip and fall into a large puddle of mud. Wailing the two boys, although panic-stricken knew Kira had the combo, so they had to find out what happened. Plus, she was their only salvation in this crazy country.

"Stupid asphalt..." Kira growled and stood up, limping slightly. "Come on." She sighed. Bending over she undid the locks, and in precisely 1.09 seconds they took off at full-speed. Yes, this is very dangerous, more dangerous than the mall. Now you would think that because of the wet roads, the speed of their acceleration, and perfection of the curves and everything they would have fallen exactly in the least 3 times. Of course, this story does love its irony so this never happened. They made it to Kira's house, soaking wet, but in one piece.

"Hey Kira?" Takuya panted as they walked inside. She looked miserably at him while clutching her knee (which was obviously scrapped). "I think we left the clothes back at the parking lot..." Takuya mumbled. Kira groaned and wailed about her entire allowance spent on that and she made her way to her room, then hobbled over to the nearest shower.

"We're stuck with her clothes again..." Kouji sighed and plopped into the tiled kitchen floor, not wanting to ruin the blue plush carpet. He liked blue, what more could you expect? Oh, and he was a gentleman, yah yah yah...

"Well... at least they semi-fit... and she hasn't forced us into a dress... Actually I don't think she ever will. She seems nice enough." Takuya commented. Kouji raised a brow at him; curious as to know if there was a chance Takuya might've liked the girl. Frowning he shook that thought away.

"I'd rather wear clothes meant for my gender though..." Kouji mumbled, and took his shoes off before placing them gently next to the door, with Takuya following.

"True... oh so true..." Takuya agreed, and for some weird reason, instead of the usual silence, there was an awkward silence. They never had that before... what was going on?

"AIYEEE!!" Kira screamed. Without thinking, they ran to the bathroom door, and were about to knock when it opened itself. Kira was wearing a towel covering her and chucked out the cat from the mall. Yelping, the two boys jumped out of the way. The cat shook it's fur and began to groom itself. "How the heck did that get in here?!?" She wailed. Then blinked. Takuya and Kouji realizing Kira was really dressed and only had a towel on, blushed red and turned red, only to be attacked by flying towels. "Go go go go go go go go go!!" She yelled, and of course they listened.

"Oi... Kouji..." Takuya whispered. Turning his head lazily at Takuya he raised a brow. "Is it just me... or did we see that cat in the candy store? And then at the mall entrance... you tripped over it?" Takuya asked, his voice shaking. Kouji turned his head, and looked closely at the cat, whose eyes glowed a bright orange.

"Yah... your right..." Kouji murmured.

"...you know, when we were helping you back up, that cat had this really freaky smile on its face..." Takuya said, and as if on cue, the cat did just that.

"Hello my friends!" It hissed in a snake-like voice. Oh, so THAT'S where the voice went. Wait. AIYEEE!!! A gunshot was heard and a loud THUMP, of the authoress being officially shot.

Kouji: ...She gone?

Bokomon: *Somehow appeared* Yeah, I used a rifle to take her down. ^_^

Kouji: ...Well, it worked.

Neemon: *Also suddenly appeared* Whose up for Twister?

Bokomon: Me!!!

Patron: *Another sudden appearance* Momma, can I play too?

Bokomon: Sure sweetie.

Neemon: Bokomon, if your male why does Patamon call you momma?

Bokomon: Because TOEI Animation finds it humorous, as do so many others. I don't stand a chance...

All: Oooooh...

Izumi: *Suddenly appeared, yes another* Junpei, wanna go skinny-dipping?

Junpei: *Yes, he also appeared suddenly* Would I! Let's go!

Kouichi: *Has been here but never said or did anything noticeable* Hi.

Takuya: When'd you get here?

Kouichi: About five seconds after this sad-excuse for a story started. Anyone want to disco?

Cherubimon: *Suddenly appeared AGAIN* I do!

Ophanimon: *Yeah... she suddenly appeared too* Me too!

Takuya: Uh... no thanks.

Kouichi: Please? I need a disco partner...

Takuya: Uh...

Kouji: We got other plans.

Kouichi: ...Okay! Hey Kira, wanna disco?

Kira: *Is eating Chibi Excel's lemon ice* Sure!

Takuya: o_O;;

Izumi & Junpei: *Aren't doing anything but having a staring contest*

Kouichi, Cherubimon, Ophanimon, and Kira: Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your boo-tay! Shake your boo-tay! *Are trying to do a sad excuse of a disco*

Kouji: ...oh... kay...

Neemon: Left ear on green.

Bokomon: Oh dear, my ear won't reach that far...

Patamon: *Is disturbed by Cherubimon discoing* Mustn't... watch...

Takuya: Thanks Kouji!

Kouji: No prob, luv.

Takuya: Love...?

Kouji: *Coughs* Err... Takuya...

Takuya: o_O;; Wow, the idiot was right for once, you DO like me! ^_^

Kouji: *Blushes*

Takuya: *Glomps Kouji* Yay! ^o^

Tomoki: *Suddenly there too* Hey... she's not dead! Everyone run!!!

All: *Scream and leave*

Huh? Where were we? Oh, yes... ahem, Kouji didn't know what to do, either save... no wait, wrong part. Let's see here... ah oh yes, the cat smirked, and slowly gained a form. Takuya and Kouji backed up, and of course, things just HAD to get worse, now didn't they? Kira's head popped out of the bathroom and she had a distressed look, which got even more freaked when seeing a transforming cat.

"Eh... uh..." Kira looked as if she was about to say something, but couldn't. Now, because things were already bad, there had to be a knock on the door...

Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, or the macarena. But I do like that dance, and love the show. ^_^

Notes: Ah, so THATS who shot me! *Sets up a trap for Bokomon* I am SOOO going to get you for ruining this chapter! Heheh, j/k. Because I must finish this soon (Destinygirl2k has this really neat idea, and I want to have my full attention on it when it comes out, I must finish. Bwahahah!) I'm going straight through the plot. XD So long as Destinygirl2k gives me Cat's info; the second chapter should be up tomorrow. ^_^ Why do I put this? Nobody reads it... Well, since no one reads it I guess I shouldn't tell Panda Pants and DestinyGirl2k what I will be doing for them in the last chapter...

Warnings: Shounen ai next chapter guarantee, this fic will become considerably more serious until the second-to-last chapter, more frequent updates so long as there's time, and advertising.