Sitting in the mall, drumming fingers tapped lightly. There wasn't enough... this was an outrage! A sheer insult! What the living are we talking about? Last we checked there was a knock at the door. Oh yah! There was a knock at the door... "Hello?" A voice called. "Kira are you home?" It asked. The form immediately stopped and slunk away. Takuya and Kouji blinked unintelligently as it left.

"Oh crap! It's my cousin!" Kira murmured, and looked around and then faced the two boys.

"The one who likes yaoi?" Kouji asked, dread filling him.

"No, she lives down the street. I'm actually surprised she didn't go to the Digimon Convention... that doesn't matter though! HIDE! If she sees you... well... err... look just hide! And cover your eyes!" Kira scowled.

"Kira? Who's in there with you? Nobody's car is here... do you have another guy over?!" The voice yelled. Kira smiled shyly and gave them The Look. Sighing, the two boys snuck into Kira's room and hid in her closet. "Geeze... of all the times I had to forget to grab some clothes..." Kira murmured... little did she know this problem was happening similarly down the street with her other cousin, who was.... well I think you already know. Sneaking into her room, she tiptoed to the closet. "Hand me some clothes... any kind!" She hissed. Hearing a few grumbled words, Takuya's hand stuck out with a shirt with "La, La, La, I Can't Hear You, La, La, La" on it. "Oh, same to you!" Kira growled, and yanked the jeans Kouji handed her.

"Don't take your anger out on me!" Kouji shot at her. Sticking her tongue out, Kira ran back to the bathroom, closed the door and magically walked out of it wearing the clothes two seconds afterwards.

"Kira!" A voice called, getting annoyed.

"I'm coming! And hey, what are you doing here?" Kira asked, and opened the door to reveal her cousin. She had forest green hair shoulder-length, and hazel eyes. She wore some boys' clothes and peeked inside.

"Checking out the Digimon Convention, but it turns out they had this large riot so they closed it down before I could get there." She sighed. And walked into Kira's parents room. "So where is he?" She asked.

"Who?" Kira quarried.

"The guy. Every time I come over here you always have snuck a guy over, so where is he?" Her cousin asked. Blushing Kira coughed and mumbled something.

"Not this time Cat." Kira said, and scurried into the kitchen.

Meanwhile, Takuya and Kouji were stuck in the stuffy closet. A very cramped stuffy closet might we add. The two were pressed together by the clothes, and were doing their best to not blush. Well, Takuya was Kouji was spacing out. Now, our company, you see... when we right a story... and we want something in it... IT'S GOING TO BE THERE DANGIT! Hearing a sudden scream, the two forgot how close they were, and that they were in a closet (it's curious how one can forget they're in a small closet...) and tried to get out, only to bump into each other. It multiple sounds of yelps, clambering, and something breaking, Takuya fell onto the ground with Kouji landing right on top of him. You see we love irony, so it's ironic they keep end up in positions like that! HAH! There, we did a crummy pun! Take that you evil lawyers! You don't scare us! You think you can discontinue showing Digimon here, but let us tell you that ain't gonna happen! Err... sorry, back to the story. And by chance of fate (or is it luck?) Kouji's lips landed smack dab on Takuya's.

In a flurry of blushes, Kouji got up rather quickly, and Takuya got up and turned around, ignoring the sensation it caused. Silence. They weren't sure as to what the scream was, but they did know there was that nervous silence neither cared to get rid of because they knew they might say something they were going to regret. Oh yes... they will regret it... because they will then work for us to teach Toei Animation a lesson for canceling Digimon! Sorry again. After a long-term silence they not only was driving them both crazy, Kouji was about to say something when, of course that snake-like voice had to come again.

"Hello!" It hissed. Yelping the two boys jumped into each other, only to land on a rather cute position to a yaoi-freak, and to anyone else something to raise an eyebrow at. Kouji fell down onto his butt and Takuya landed square in his lap.

"Uh... hi?" Takuya asked pointlessly, and Kouji glared. The two then returned their attention to where the voice talked, and were amazed to see nothing. "Wow... I'm becoming as paranoid as you Minamoto!" Takuya said, and got punched hard in the arm. "Hey!"

"I'm not paranoid, just cautious." Kouji scowled, and crossed his arms. They two seemed to have either forgotten what position they were in, or didn't want to move because they stayed like that.

"What was that?!" Kira squeaked as something slithered away. Cat tried to not laugh as the harmless grass-snake made it's way from the cabinet Kira was opening, looking harassed as the girl acted like one of those ladies from the old cartoons who screamed and danced on a coffee table when seeing a mouse.

"A snake!" Cat chuckled, and Kira glared at her. She was trying to get a pack of Ramon noodles to cook for dinner (since her usual cook was dead and her mom not home), only to be interrupted by a snake falling out of it.

"Yah well... I thought it was something else!" Kira snapped. Cat shrugged and looked around.

"If there's no guys here, how come I heard two voices that belongs to them?" Cat asked.

"Well... uh... you see... oh how about I tell you later through an e-mail okay? Right now I've had a crappy day..." Kira sighed.

"At the Convention?" Cat asked. Kira smiled weakly.

"You'd think that wouldn't you?" Kira said, and began to push Cat out the door.

"Hey!" Cat scowled, as she was rudely shoved out.

"Nice of you to visit, how about going to say hi to our other cousin?" Kira chirped.

"She's your cousin, not mine!" Cat yelled as Kira slammed the door. Sighing, Kira waited awhile for Cat to leave. Normally they got along... a little better than that. But currently she had two guys from a show stuffed in her closet, and who knows how much oxygen! Running quickly to her bedroom, she tentatively opened the door, and began to laugh her butt off at the sight.

"What's so funny?" Kouji asked icily.

"I'm sorry... but.... but... you two... you 'out to see yourselves!!" Kira said, and doubled over laughing. If she had a camera with film, she would take a picture of this, sell it on eBay and become richer than Bill

Gates. Why? Do you realize how much certain Takouji fans will pay for that!?!

"Huh? Ack!" Takuya yelped, and immediately got up, attempting to hide a blush. Kouji blinked, and mumbled something before getting up also.

"That thing was in there..." Kouji stated, trying to regain his pride.

"Sure... hahahahahah!" Kira returned to laughing her butt off. Yes, laughing it off as us Digimon worshippers head into battle to face the evil people who no longer let us see Digimon! For honor! Ready! Aim! DIGIVOLVE! Oh, yes story, right. "Wait." Kira said, and smirked demonically toward Takuya. "You just gave me the GREATEST idea!" Kira squealed, and pushed Kouji out the door. Takuya paled.

"What... did I... uhm... give you now?" He asked meekly, and Kira had this scary smirk.

"Oh Takuya...." May living save his soul. Or spare it, either works,

"Nice outfit." Kouji chuckled, as Kira smiled appreciatively at Takuya's misery. Somehow, she had managed to get Takuya into a... well, a rather interesting outfit. And I must say it does suit him well. Of course, that's just our opinion. She made him wear a dark green oriental (that what its called?) dress, and a few gold sparkles, and did his hair. She also made him wear her mom's leather boots. Smiling, she circled around him checking to be sure everything was how she wanted it.

"I like it. You know, it looks a lot better on you that me, I'd say you may have a nice career in modeling if you keep that slim figure!" Kira said, and burst out into giggles.

"Can I please get out of this now?" Takuya growled, glaring at her.

"Not until the foods done. And if you remove it before then you have to starve!" Kira said, and stuck out her tongue. Kouji would have made a few comments himself, but it was just so freaking funny! Come on now... proud Takuya wearing a dress? And yes, we are trying to tick Toei Animation off for canceling Digimon.

"When will it be done!?!" Takuya whined. Kira shrugged and left o go check. Kouji, still laughing, felt a shoe hit him on the head. "It's not funny!" Takuya growled.

"Well, me getting my hair braided wasn't funny but you still laughed." Kouji pointed out. Takuya, finding nothing to say to this crossed his arms in a huff. "Aww, don't be mad! I think you look pretty in that!" Kouji chuckled. Takuya glared at him.

"Watch it, or else you'll find that ponytail of yours gone." Takuya threatened. Shrugging, Kouji sat in a chair and the two had this... weird... stare-down. Neither winning, as they were just... starring at each other.

"It's done!" Kira called, and with that she bounced into the room. "While I make some additional touches, Kouji mind helping Takuya out? I don't think any guy knows how to undo a zipper on that thing... heck I barely got it!" She said, and zipped to the kitchen as a burning smell into the air.

"How can someone burn noodles?" Takuya asked, watching. Kouji paled.

"I don't want to know." He said, and the two walked into Kira's room to get rid of the outfit.

"I'll get you... I swear it..." The snake-like voice rang out again. They all stopped what they were doing. Frozen. Not by choice though... "And the other can't stop me..." It continued. Oh where have we heard THAT before?

Cursed: Fifth and Sixth chapters. ^_^

You idiot, out of the story!

Cursed: Oh, sorry!

...ANYWAYS, ignoring that, the form slowly appeared and turned out to be...

Oh my...

It's unbelievable!

Okay, you caught us...

We like to do this whole long space thing....

Are you annoyed yet?

If so, just say so....

Readers: YES!!! *Throw flaming shoes at the company*

o0;; It was none other than Myostismon! Wait, how the heck did he get in here! GO AWAY!! Aherm, it was actually A man wearing a green shirt with normal slacks. Don't ask us how he did all that neat magic stuff, we're not sure.

"Your coming with me..." He said in a snake-like voice. Okay, that's creepy, a normal guy speaking freakishly. Wait. He isn't normal!

"You who?" Takuya asked.

"No, I do not have any Yoo-hoo." The man said. "Now you're coming with me!" He said lowly, and for whatever reason wires appeared and wrapped around Takuya and Kira, before dragging them off. Blinking, the evil dude shrugged. "I meant one of them but whatever... Sayonara!" He said and jumped off into... well, we're not sure... Kouji stood there dumbfounded. Was it just him, or were he and Takuya in Kira's room then suddenly in the kitchen? Shaking his head, he began a frantic search for where the two went off.

"WAAAAHH!!" A voice yelped, and suddenly a girl crashed through the roof. Scowling, she dusted herself off, had brown fluffy hair, blue eyes, and was around Kouji's height. "DANGIT! So close to..." She sighed sadly.

"What the freak is going on here?!!" Kouji yelled.

"AHHH! I've gone insane! I'm in Digimon! Holy crap wait until I tell HP! She isn't going to believe me! Why couldn't I go to Kingdom Hearts in my head? Oh well! Kouji!" She screamed and glomped him. Wait, how did she get in there?

"Get. Off. Me." Kouji growled before shoving her off.

"Aww, meanie." She scowled, then began to look around.

"Who are you?" Kouji asked. She shrugged.

"Well, my name is.... hey! Ah well, you can call me riku_sora_lover. ^_^ No, that's too much... how about Sana-chan?" She asked.

"Oh... kay... how did you get here? And do you have anything to do with Kira and Takuya missing?" Kouji growled, stepped forward threateningly.

"Whose Kira? And... no... I just... fell through the roof... not sure how..." She murmured, and then went into deep thought. Well, actually she was daydreaming, but ah well.

"Great..." Kouji sighed.

"Aww, so cute! Your worried about your Takuya-baby!" Sana-chan cooed, and squealed. Kouji paled.

"Oh... I don't feel so good..." Kouji muttered. In his personal opinion, this country sucks. But that's his opinion. Isn't he lucky though?

"Well, I got to go!" Sana-chan suddenly said and disappeared. Kouji blinked.

"Why is it everyone but me and Takuya can do that!?" Kouji whined, then stopped. Now he was alone. Well, he though he was alone... little did he know... that the next chapter was the last one... little did he know he was getting help from two old friends... insert cycotic laughter here

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Digimon, Toei Animation, Fox, UPN, lawyers, or anything. All I own is my company that doesn't exist, my own stupidity, and Kira.

A/N: I know I said I'd update yesterday, but it was a bad day. Plus, when I got home my uncle was on, was severely mad at it and wouldn't let me on. Besides that no one could help me with my homework, and by the time my dad got home to help me it was too late to update. So, today I woke up at 3 A.M. to do my homework, and update this chapter. Don't you guys feel so loved? Now I'm gonna be a total meanie butt-head to everyone, just so I can wrap this story up. Also, I was angsting yesterday because I can never see another new episode of Digimon again... oh living! *Cries*

Warnings: ...possible shounen ai next chapter, minor swearing, stupidity, and of course what you all love, the very ending.