MORTAL KOMBAT! Wait, wrong beginning. AHEM... now, as you know last chapter Kira and Takuya were grabbed by a normal-looking guy who was actually very weird and creepy. Okay, just plain weird, geesh, you technical people are about to drive us insaner than normal! Well, you know how Kira has this weird habit of pulling things out of thin air... mwahahahah! There is a reason for that, weird isn't it? Well, we suppose there's no harm in showing you the bad guys head quarters before Kouji and his new... friends. Wait, the friends aren't there yet! Ah well, enjoy the meanie booboo heads weird conversations. What? We like saying meanie booboo heads... it's so funny! Why are we telling you all this? Didn't we already clear up the fact you do not care? KOUJI DID A DIRTY DANCE! Yah, scary thought, ne? Okay, now to the bad guys!!
"Now what do we do?" Kira asked as her and Takuya were being carried over the shoulders of two men.
"Go Fish?" He asked, then stopped. "Oh my living life!" He screamed in terror and began to whither around.
"Takuya, what's wrong?" Kira asked, terrified something bad was happening to him. What if he was out of the show too long and now he would die?!
"One name: Saga! Oh, please, HAVE MERCY!" He screamed.
"Someone mention me?" A lady asked and the men stopped, and exchanged glances before shooting the lady down.
"We finally killed it..." One man sighed in relief, and the other nodded.
"What was that all about?" Kira asked.
"You don't wanna know." Takuya and the two men said in unison. Oh... kay...
"Alrighty then... hey where's that guy?" Kira asked.
"You'll see... by the way ma'am... because you have seen this, we have to kill you." One man said. Kira stared at him then pouted.
"So mean..." She growled.
"Agreed." Takuya nodded.
"You... well our boss was wanted Kouji, but you'll do. For now." One man said and had a nasty grin. Takuya and Kira exchanged glances.
"Lookie lookie!" Panda squealed. She could see Kouji. Preparing for the ultimate glomp, she waited. Finally, she striked. Kouji yelping as he got knocked down by an ultra-hyper girl, nearly screamed seeing her.
"Get away from me!" He snapped, and tried to wiggle free. No such luck.
"No! Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi!" Panda began to chant. As if by smoke miracle, Kouji vaporated away. Well, a miracle for him, to everyone else that just plain sucks. Re-appearing in a brightly-lit room, he blinked in surprise to see yet ANOTHER girl. He was beginning to wonder just how many guys existed in America, five?
"I have been expecting you Kouji Minamoto." She said, and turned around to face him. He stared in disbelief. Of all the horror... the cruelty... he knew this girl. Oh yes... it just now made so much sense. Actually, he didn't know her, and things only became more confusing.
"What? How?" He demanded. Suddenly, Digital-Slayer popped up and grinned evilly.
"Oh, how else do you think you got here? You have a purpose here Kouji. Oh, and don't worry Tomoki is fine. In fact, when you are back in the Digital World you'll wake up with him and Takuya on the Toy Island if all goes well. If not... well, you may never wake up." She warned him.
"W-what? But... aren't I here?" Kouji asked.
"Yes, you are. But in order to bring you here, we had to freeze time in the Digital World. And Kouji, this is mind straining. Do you realize how hard it is to freeze the Digital World's time and do Algebra homework at the same time!?" She asked, eyes narrowing.
"Uh... no?" He guessed. Sighing, and got up and walked over to him.
"My name is Bob." She sighed again. "There is a man planning to take over Digimon and was originally going to use you as a way of doing it. I mean, you are rather popular with the girls now. With you, he could easily get thousands of girls and a few guys to more than willingly sign an agreement to control Digimon, and make it to become a show about how to cook noodles without burning them. We can't allow this." She said.
"Who is 'we'?" Kouji asked, eyeing her warily.
"The, 'Together Over Seas, We Want Our Digimon Please' (1)." She answered. "Now, we had to bring you here in order to protect you from him getting you. He is able to control Grumblemon, and nearly had you. Luckily though a viewer although not a member saw this and transferred you to the 3-D Real World. You and Takuya were placed towards Kira because first off, she isn't a cycotic yaoi-freak, or an overly obsessive fan. She likes Digimon, but tends to care more about writing silly stories than anything else. So, we decided it would be safe to send you to her. Besides that though, Kouji if that man gets what he wants... well lets just say Digimon is over with as we know it." Bob finished.
"...What do I have to do?" Kouji asked.
Go with Digital-Slayer, although a bit overly hyper, she is the best choice for where you're going. Kouji recalled Bob's words now as he followed behind Digital-Slayer. As it turns out, the group Bob was mentioning only had two members, her and some weird cyco-girl. Wait... HEY!!! Fiddlesticks... Digital-Slayer was actually really cool. Though he didn't get why he had to use her Pen Name from some site but hey, whatever. Actually, coming to think of it, Kira never DID tell him her real name. She had suspected them of being 'holograms trying to steal her personal information', and told them to call her Kira. But, everyone called her that. Weird girl. You need to get Takuya out of there first. Kouji, again recalling Bob's (Interesting name for a girl eh?) words.
"Kouji, through there!" Digital-Slayer said, and pointed towards a room with Kira and Takuya tied to chairs. Be careful, odds are there's a trap for you. Oh, and if you see HP, just ignore her, she'll leave you alone eventually. Kouji, although he didn't know who or what a HP was, he would still be on the look out for it.
"You have any idea how to check for a trap?" Kouji asked. Digital-Slayer smirked. Holding out a stone, she tossed it inside and, oh how cliche, an alarm went off. Ropes ripped out of the wall and wiggled around. Kira and Takuya did not move.
"They're a fake you dolts!" A voice screamed. Kouji jumped and banged his head on the vent's roof and scowled.
"Thanks!" Digital-Slayer called back. "That was HP." She explained, and they turned around. 'Okay, HP is this voice that talks to us... yeah, this country is whack.'
"Where are they?" Kouji growled. Digital-Slayer gave him The Look and he decided further pestering was a bad idea.
"Alright, this should be it." Digital-slayer said, and before Kouji could ask she pushed him out, them began to scramble away. "You know your way out, wish you luck Kouji!" She yelled.
"Thanks." Kouji mumbled. Kira was tied to a pole and glowering at the floor, while Takuya looked really high and had a red face, seeing as he was hanging upside down from a roof. "How are you?" Kouji asked as he walked over to them.
"Kouji!" Kira squealed with delight.
"Hiii.... Koujiiiiii...." Takuya drawled, and laughed weirdly.
"Did they drug him?" Kouji questioned, eyeing Takuya warily as he untied Kira.
"No, he just has too much blood in his head... he'll be normal after standing upright for awhile." Kira sighed, and the two managed to get Takuya down. Having to help support Takuya (he couldn't stand up by himself for the life of it), they moved slowly through the hallways. Yes, we know originally they were in vents, but hey, who cares? They're going through the hallways now, hah!
"Which way?" Kira asked.
"Hold it!" The man who grabbed appeared suddenly again, speaking in that snake-like voice.
"Why should we?" Kira spat at him.
"Because if you go forward, I'll get rid of your friend Takuya forever!"
"You can't do that!" Kira hissed.
"Oh yes I can, I am a Professional Writer. I can do *anything*." He said with a satisfied smirk.
"Oh, who cares?" Kira growled. "I'm a writer in training!" She shot back and the man laughed.
"You? Well, we'll see how well you can do against me." He said, a demonic smirk playing on his face.
"No problem. Kouji, take Takuya and get out of here." Kira ordered.
"But-" Kouji began but Kira cut him off.
"GO!!" She ordered, and he took off. "Now, learn a lesson or two about yaoi..."
"Takuya, you alright?" Kouji asked him. Takuya laughed funnily.
"I fine Koujiiiii..." Takuya said, and nuzzled Kouji's neck. The other boy rolled his eyes. Why him? When you get Takuya, get out and meet me at Kira's house. Then you can go home and I can concentrate on Algebra finally! Bob's words echoed in his mind. 'What about Kira though?' Kouji wondered. He was, to say in the least, worried about her. "Kouji... I yike you... lots 'n lots..." Takuya drooled and Kouji felt Takuya's body lean more against him. Sighing, Kouji had a feeling Takuya was going to pass out soon just to annoy him.
"That's nice." Kouji sighed.
"It's twue..." Takuya mumbled.
"Whatever." Kouji sighed yet again. Though this did make him wonder. Was Takuya being honest whilst acting drunk?
Smirking with satisfaction she walked down the hallways. She described a few lines from Ice Puppet's story she read, and the man was immediately hooked. She has never seen a person run so fast towards a computer in her entire life. It worked though, and she didn't even have to do anything. She started at a full run, just so she could catch up with Kouji and Takuya.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And ran.
And it soon seemed as if she was running endlessly. The world twisted and turned, and she felt something plummet to her stomach. She ran even faster until she found herself in a weird room. Wait, this was her cousins room, no not Cat's. The other ones.
"Wazzup Kira?" Her cousin asked. She was sitting at her computer with Bob leaning over and watching the computer screen. Takuya and Kouji were sitting patiently for something. "They insisted we wait for you." Her cousin said with a stupid grin. Kira smiled and nodded towards the girl, and walked over to Kouji and Takuya.
"Hey." Kira said.
"Well, I guess this is good bye." Kouji stated.
"Yah... forever..." Kira sighed sadly.
"No... not really." Kouji said. Kira raised a brow at him. "Don't miss an episode, and you will see me again." Kouji said, and smiled weakly.
"Yah... we'll wave to yeh..." Takuya mumbled, and rubbed his aching head.
"Thanks." Kira said sadly, and smiled weakly. The three hugged, and soon separated.
"It's open." Kira's cousin said, and pouted. "I missed the convention, and this great adventure! That is so evil!" The others rolled their eyes, and the two Children, Fire and Light stepped into the portal.
"Ja Ne." Kouji said and waved his hand good bye.
"Bye." Takuya said.
"Sayonara..." Kira sighed sadly. As the portal closed, she ran towards the. "Wait! Please! Kouji, remember my real name is-" and before she could continue the portal closed, leaving her staying at a blank white wall. She sighed sadly and backed away, then turned to see her cousin staring at her. "What?" Kira snapped.
"You must've really liked them to give out your real name. Heck, I don't know it!" Her cousin sighed. Kira snorted, and stormed out of the room, tears in her eyes. She just met the two greatest people in the world... but they had to leave. Forever. Trying to not cry, she was about to leave when her cousin grabbed her shoulder and twisted her around. "Kira. You're a writer. Don't forget that." Her cousin said, then spun on her heel, and began to bounce away. Kira stared, then smiled. Her cousin was right... she WAS a writer...
"-and it was so amazing! Cat, I'm not sure if you believe me, but it was the coolest experience ever!
Your cousin,
Naomi, a.k.a. Kira"
The End
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, or Mortal Kombat.
(1): "Together Over Seas, We Want Our Digimon Please", is a slogan I'm currently using from now onto forever. Hey, get a signed signature from everyone all over the world for Digimon to come back; it's a guarantee it'll be brought back. I know there's millions of fans... just not all of them can find the petitions. v_v
A/N: Yes... the last chapter... Currently, I'm working on Kira's Tribute, mostly a fanfiction tributing Digimon, for as so far I know, Digimon has been taken off airwaves for regular television where I live. I am not very happy about this. I missed somewhere between the last fifteen and ten episodes. *Cries* Oh living I feel so horrible! Also... DOMO ARIGATOU!!! Thank you so very much for all the reviews! 61?! Holy cow, that's more than Shimaru got when I was first finished! (It had 30 lol...) I am forever in your debt! Thank thank thank you! You proved me wrong! The world isn't full of hentais! Sugoi! XD Alrighty, see you guys probably never again lol... (I don't write humor as often as I'd like to...)
Warnings: No more... this is the end!
FYI:
Digital-Slayer is writing a sequel to this (last I checked) called 'Reality-check'. I've already seen the first two chapters and they are awesome! It has no Takouji as far as I know... Keep a look out for it!
