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Author: Dragons Maiden 1. Mission 1: InuYasha2. Mission 2: Kagome3. Mission 3: Naraku4. Mission 4: Miroku5. Mission 5: SesshouMaru6. Im sorry
G - English - Parody/Humor - Reviews: 12 - Publish date: 05-22-03 - Updated: 06-28-03 story id: 1355217
Mission: Interview Inuyasha the cast
Mission Three:
Interview Naraku Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha the cast or any of the mangas shows whatever. Maybe one day I will and you will ALL sit down at my wrath?? Terri-chans disclaimer: I dun own Inu-Yasha, but I own the manga and 3 dvds, and Miroku, and a Miroku keychain, and a Miroku pin, and 1 day a Miroku doll collection -grin-
The camera zooms in at the entrance of a castle then to a girl with a fan and a woman.
"What kind of youkai are you!! Give me my fan!!" Kagura scolds Jazzy-chan.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THE WIND" Jazzy-chan flicked the fan . . . "Feel the wrath!" the fan didn't open. "Feel it. . .Feel the wrath. . ." Kagura sweat- drops and snatches it. Jazzy-Chan pouts. Kagura hits her over the head with the fan and swirls form in Jazzy-Chan's eye. "Eee. . ." Kanna comes in.
"Mirror mirror on the. mirror.slash mirror. who's the fairest of the all!" Jazzy-chan snatches it and runs around being chased by Naraku's 'Daughters'.
~Slow-mo insert~
Jazzy-chan trips in slow-mo.
"NOOOOOO" Terri and Jazzy-chan yell.
Kagura and Kanna watch with dots in there eyes of annoyance.
Jazzy-chan hits the ground with tears a side of eyes, "Owe. . ." Kanna and Kagura take back their weapons. While Jazzy scratches the back of her head grinning.
~Slow-mo end~
Jazzy-chan starts running down the halls screaming, "NARAKU-CHAN!!!" Terri follows trying to keep up breathing hard. Veins pop out of the sister's heads and they start to follow the chibi and hanyou. Jazzy-chan slides into Naraku's room.
"WORD UP NARAKU!!" Jazzy-chan yelled while Naraku jumped in shock.
Jazzy-chan appears in a baboon pelt, "Power to the people". Naraku flashes Kanna and Kagura a killing glare 'cause they didn't kick us out. They cower back.
"Word up.? What language are you speaking? I have no idea what you are talking about but you shall pay for interrupting me in my castle" Little dolls appear apparently of Terri and Chibi Jazzy-chan. Kikyo appears with her bow and arrow aiming at Terri. A ninja costume appears on Chibi Jazzy- chan, "WAAAA!!" Everyone sweat-drops while Terri raises 1 hand her neko claws bared and the other hand holding a fan with a kitty paw print on it.
"Naraku and Kikyo sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes pity then comes abusive-marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" Jazzy-chan and Terri swing back and forth while singing. ". . . Hai. . ." Kikyo disappears with her soul-snatchers. The two high-five each other but end up messing and trip. They brush themselves off.
"Its all good" the dolls top-half slide off. Kagura shakes her head. Terri straps Naraku down to a chair. Unbreakable straps.
((Jazzy-Chan: Heeheehee stupid funny jokes ^_^))
"Word up, Naraku. Why do you hate Inuyasha and Kikyo?"
". . . I don't hate them I just love to see hate in the jewel of four souls. Kikyo is the protector of the Shikon no Tama so if she hates her hate will form into the Shikon no Tama making the jewel beautiful. Kukuku . . ."
"Uh huh . . . Naraku are you Kuku for Coco Puffs??"
((Jazzy-Chan: Thanks for the question Tama!!))
"Of course I am!! Kukuku!! There's chocolately goodness in every bite! Kukuku!" Naraku makes a box of Coco Puffs appear and holds it up. Terri sweat-drops.
"Aren't they the best? Especially when you eat them without milk but CHOCOLATE SKURP!!" Jazzy-chan grinned while Naraku nodded and wrote down notes then went back to his normal evil self.
"Okey! Naraku, were you ever hated because you're a hanyou?" Naraku winced at the question.
"How do you think I died? I think they set my damned house on fire. I hate humans, Kukuku"
"Well, Im glad im not a human!"
"Oh but you are half aren't you? I'll kill you too! And your friend Terri!"
Jazzy-chan and Terri cowered back, "Soo . . . new subject heh heh heh . . ." Jazzy-chan laughed nervously.
"How do you keep your hair so silky! My hair is all wild and knotty even if I comb it out!" Jazzy-chan twitched.
"I use made my own brand called 'Herbal Evil but Silky' you can buy it at a store near you!" Naraku sighed but answered.
"Wow I never knew that evil characters were so into their hair!"
"Yeah you can be evil but you got to look good" Naraku rolled his eyes.
"Where'd you get that spider tattoo?"
"ITS NOT A TATTOO!! When I let the demons devour me they made that scar" Naraku clutched his fist.
"I like that tattoo it looks cool, anyway. Do you have anything against Kikyo?"
"I pity her for helping me for I have turned against her. Kukuku" Naraku chuckled. Jazzy-chan muttered 'that doesn't answer my question'.
"SILENCE!! Kukuku . . ."
Terri rolled her eyes then tapped Jazzy-chan on shoulder and whispered something.
"Calm your roll or were not going to interview Miroku!" Jazzy-chan whispered. Terri pouted and stuck out her tongue.
"Naraku, why would anyone let demons devour themselves!!?"
"I let them devour me because then I get more powerful, Kukuku. I will become the most powerful youkai in the world"
"But you're only a mixed breed!"
"Don't mock me!"
"What are planning to do once you steal all of the Shikon no Tama shards?"
"Im planning to become the most powerful youkai in the world, Kukuku. Do you not listen to me girl?"
"We must go on, Naraku we shall see you! Vamos Terri get ready!" Jazzy-chan shaked hands with Naraku. Naraku glared and set up his little dolls to go after us. "VOOM!! WERE OFF!!" Jazzy-chan slid down the staircase with Terri while Kanna and Kagura ran after us.
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Hi every body! Ok so what's gonna happen is if I think this is too short Im gonna edit it okey, soon? Okey! 2 of me friends birthdays are in this month ^_^ Heather and of course Terri! Happy b-day!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Anime » Inuyasha » Mission: Interview the InuYasha Cast text size: (+) : (- )
Author: Dragons Maiden 1. Mission 1: InuYasha2. Mission 2: Kagome3. Mission 3: Naraku4. Mission 4: Miroku5. Mission 5: SesshouMaru6. Im sorry
G - English - Parody/Humor - Reviews: 12 - Publish date: 05-22-03 - Updated: 06-28-03 story id: 1355217
Mission: Interview Inuyasha the cast
Mission Three:
Interview Naraku Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha the cast or any of the mangas shows whatever. Maybe one day I will and you will ALL sit down at my wrath?? Terri-chans disclaimer: I dun own Inu-Yasha, but I own the manga and 3 dvds, and Miroku, and a Miroku keychain, and a Miroku pin, and 1 day a Miroku doll collection -grin-
The camera zooms in at the entrance of a castle then to a girl with a fan and a woman.
"What kind of youkai are you!! Give me my fan!!" Kagura scolds Jazzy-chan.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THE WIND" Jazzy-chan flicked the fan . . . "Feel the wrath!" the fan didn't open. "Feel it. . .Feel the wrath. . ." Kagura sweat- drops and snatches it. Jazzy-Chan pouts. Kagura hits her over the head with the fan and swirls form in Jazzy-Chan's eye. "Eee. . ." Kanna comes in.
"Mirror mirror on the. mirror.slash mirror. who's the fairest of the all!" Jazzy-chan snatches it and runs around being chased by Naraku's 'Daughters'.
~Slow-mo insert~
Jazzy-chan trips in slow-mo.
"NOOOOOO" Terri and Jazzy-chan yell.
Kagura and Kanna watch with dots in there eyes of annoyance.
Jazzy-chan hits the ground with tears a side of eyes, "Owe. . ." Kanna and Kagura take back their weapons. While Jazzy scratches the back of her head grinning.
~Slow-mo end~
Jazzy-chan starts running down the halls screaming, "NARAKU-CHAN!!!" Terri follows trying to keep up breathing hard. Veins pop out of the sister's heads and they start to follow the chibi and hanyou. Jazzy-chan slides into Naraku's room.
"WORD UP NARAKU!!" Jazzy-chan yelled while Naraku jumped in shock.
Jazzy-chan appears in a baboon pelt, "Power to the people". Naraku flashes Kanna and Kagura a killing glare 'cause they didn't kick us out. They cower back.
"Word up.? What language are you speaking? I have no idea what you are talking about but you shall pay for interrupting me in my castle" Little dolls appear apparently of Terri and Chibi Jazzy-chan. Kikyo appears with her bow and arrow aiming at Terri. A ninja costume appears on Chibi Jazzy- chan, "WAAAA!!" Everyone sweat-drops while Terri raises 1 hand her neko claws bared and the other hand holding a fan with a kitty paw print on it.
"Naraku and Kikyo sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes pity then comes abusive-marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" Jazzy-chan and Terri swing back and forth while singing. ". . . Hai. . ." Kikyo disappears with her soul-snatchers. The two high-five each other but end up messing and trip. They brush themselves off.
"Its all good" the dolls top-half slide off. Kagura shakes her head. Terri straps Naraku down to a chair. Unbreakable straps.
((Jazzy-Chan: Heeheehee stupid funny jokes ^_^))
"Word up, Naraku. Why do you hate Inuyasha and Kikyo?"
". . . I don't hate them I just love to see hate in the jewel of four souls. Kikyo is the protector of the Shikon no Tama so if she hates her hate will form into the Shikon no Tama making the jewel beautiful. Kukuku . . ."
"Uh huh . . . Naraku are you Kuku for Coco Puffs??"
((Jazzy-Chan: Thanks for the question Tama!!))
"Of course I am!! Kukuku!! There's chocolately goodness in every bite! Kukuku!" Naraku makes a box of Coco Puffs appear and holds it up. Terri sweat-drops.
"Aren't they the best? Especially when you eat them without milk but CHOCOLATE SKURP!!" Jazzy-chan grinned while Naraku nodded and wrote down notes then went back to his normal evil self.
"Okey! Naraku, were you ever hated because you're a hanyou?" Naraku winced at the question.
"How do you think I died? I think they set my damned house on fire. I hate humans, Kukuku"
"Well, Im glad im not a human!"
"Oh but you are half aren't you? I'll kill you too! And your friend Terri!"
Jazzy-chan and Terri cowered back, "Soo . . . new subject heh heh heh . . ." Jazzy-chan laughed nervously.
"How do you keep your hair so silky! My hair is all wild and knotty even if I comb it out!" Jazzy-chan twitched.
"I use made my own brand called 'Herbal Evil but Silky' you can buy it at a store near you!" Naraku sighed but answered.
"Wow I never knew that evil characters were so into their hair!"
"Yeah you can be evil but you got to look good" Naraku rolled his eyes.
"Where'd you get that spider tattoo?"
"ITS NOT A TATTOO!! When I let the demons devour me they made that scar" Naraku clutched his fist.
"I like that tattoo it looks cool, anyway. Do you have anything against Kikyo?"
"I pity her for helping me for I have turned against her. Kukuku" Naraku chuckled. Jazzy-chan muttered 'that doesn't answer my question'.
"SILENCE!! Kukuku . . ."
Terri rolled her eyes then tapped Jazzy-chan on shoulder and whispered something.
"Calm your roll or were not going to interview Miroku!" Jazzy-chan whispered. Terri pouted and stuck out her tongue.
"Naraku, why would anyone let demons devour themselves!!?"
"I let them devour me because then I get more powerful, Kukuku. I will become the most powerful youkai in the world"
"But you're only a mixed breed!"
"Don't mock me!"
"What are planning to do once you steal all of the Shikon no Tama shards?"
"Im planning to become the most powerful youkai in the world, Kukuku. Do you not listen to me girl?"
"We must go on, Naraku we shall see you! Vamos Terri get ready!" Jazzy-chan shaked hands with Naraku. Naraku glared and set up his little dolls to go after us. "VOOM!! WERE OFF!!" Jazzy-chan slid down the staircase with Terri while Kanna and Kagura ran after us.
~~
Hi every body! Ok so what's gonna happen is if I think this is too short Im gonna edit it okey, soon? Okey! 2 of me friends birthdays are in this month ^_^ Heather and of course Terri! Happy b-day!
