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Author: Dragons Maiden 1. Mission 1: InuYasha2. Mission 2: Kagome3. Mission 3: Naraku4. Mission 4: Miroku5. Mission 5: SesshouMaru6. Im sorry

G - English - Parody/Humor - Reviews: 12 - Publish date: 05-22-03 - Updated: 06-28-03 story id: 1355217

Mission: Interview Inu Yasha the cast

Mission Four:

Interview Miroku

Disclaimer: NO TIME FOR DISCLAIMER TERRI IS GONNA RIP MY HEAD OFF IF WE DON'T CONTINUE THIS INTERVIEW!

"Do do do do!!" Jazzy-chan sang while being dragged by Terri. They stop in front of Miroku a.k.a. HOTT pervert on the run to Terri. Jazzy-chan sweat- drops, "I feel rejected today!!" "Will you bear my child, m'lady?" Miroku's eyes turn starry to Terri.

"Nope, cant Miroku. I am too young and perhaps Sango will agree with you!" Terri nodded. Shirts and hats saying 'Miroku n Sango' pop up on Jazzy-chan and Terri. The shirts and hats dissapear.

Miroku nods slowly and sadly. "I understand, what might you be here for then?"

A giant truck dumps Miroku dolls, mangas, videos etc. Miroku sweat drops and picks one up. "CAN YOU SIGN THEM!!" Terri hugs Miroku. Miroku's hand slips down a wee bit to far.

PLOW!!

Terri smacks Miroku. "I always wanted to do that!!" She grinned.

Camera vooms to Jazzy-chan fiddling with microphone. "Can we interview him yet?!" "Hai" "Okey!! Miroku how do you eat your Reesis Peanut Butter Cup??"

((Jazzy-chan: Thankies ^_^))

Miroku started to stare at Jazzy-chan and stare . . . and stare . . . "What's a Reesis Peanut Butter Cup??" He finally asked. Terri patted Miroku and handed him a Reesis Peanut Butter Cup, "Eat it"

Miroku looked at it like a disease. "Like this . . .?" He slide his hand down Terri's back lets say to far down and replaced Terri's punch to the head with the Reesis. The Reesis breaks in half and Miroku eats it.

Jazzy-chan stared at him. "Can we see that in slow-mo??" "No!!" * SmAcK * "Terri is beginning to stare me!! Help anyone watching/reading this?!" Jazzy-chan began shaking the computer.

"Why are you so perverted?"

"Well . . . Since my father . . . was sucked into his air void: I lived with a monk. A drunken monk. I think we all get that right there he taught me spiritual works but perverted moves at the same time" Miroku sighed.

"Do you love Sango??"

"L-love?? What is love truly Jazzy-san? What is love truly??" Miroku started this huge speech that even Jazzy-chan couldn't understand. "I know right," Jazzy answered out of the blue. "Anyway"

"Do you have something for Sango then"

"Hai"

"Not just asking her to bare your child?"

"Hai. I have grown chose to Sango-san"

LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT SANGO WAS WATCHING IN THE BUSHES!! I always type that . . . Anyway, continuing.

"Can you eat with your air void??"

"Oh course not where'd you get that from, Jazzy-san?" "I don't know. When you suck things into your air void I thought you ate it" Terri hit jazzy behind the head. "OWIE!!" "Oi"

"What do you think about, Kikyo? Would you hit on her?"

"Not at all!! She's skin and bones. Ok I WOULD hit on her . . . Only if she were real and I didn't know her that well" Wild rustles came from the bushes. "Youkai?" "Yah, so you don't do something stupid on one of the episodes when you went and tried to make yourself never exist. Well * ahem * fight to the end I guess you can put it"

"I'm not stupid" "THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY HENTAI!!" ". . ." "Haha" "mou"

"Bless you" (Jazzy) "o.o??"(Miroku) "-.0" (Terri) "XD" (Jazzy) "Heehee, silly faces Terri!!" "Okaaaaay . . ."

"Why are you after, Naraku again I forgot. I think you have a perfect life"

"Try being sucked in by your air void little by little every year. Naraku cursed my family with this air void. My off springs will have this and I yet do not want them to grow cursed" "I think it's fine" "You think that" (Terri)

"What comes to your mind when I say, mustard?"

"Sango o.o??"

"Yay! Its love its love!!" Jazzy-chan and Terri began dancing around.

"Any other questions Terri?"

"Sigh.. Not really.. I cant belive I turned down your offer.. I COULD BE LIKE KOHARU!" Terri first murmered before screaming the last part.

" Hai! But sadly I am taken . . . " "By whom?" "Sango" * Bushes move * "THE ANIMALS IN THE WOODS ARE TURNING WILD!!" Jazzy-chan screamed.

"So Miroku, have you ever been to Mardi Gras? Is that were you got that rosary, bead thing??"

"Mardi Gras? Actually I made this myself"

" . . . Can I use Mardi Gras beads for a rosary"

"It would have to be blessed . . ."

"Right"

"Do you consider yourself a thief? You always lie to get places to stay with the crew" Miroku's eye began to twitch.

"Of course not! I consider myself as humble * Jazzy-chan coughs * I simply excurse the area from youkais" He glared at her.

"How do you manage to live after so many blows to the face?"

"I really do not know how to answer that question. Most people would call me hard-headed but I am just smack-proof"

"Smack-proof"

"Hai"

"That makes no sense"

"It does" "Uh huh . . ."

"If you and Sango were together would you be faithful to her?"

"Of course. All I need is love no one understands me" Miroku mumbled. Jazzy- chan pats Miroku, "I understand. Actually I don't. But that's not the point it's the thought that counts" Miroku sweat dropped.

"Do you really have a bear named Huggy reffering to a few stories where that name shows up for a stuffed bear?" ((Terri))

"Huggy?! . . . I have no idea what your talking about"

Terri transformed into a full youkai cat. Miroku's eyeballs nearly popped out of his head.

"HOLY MY HUGGY BEAR!!" He cried taking out his bear named 'huggy' Jazzy- chan stared, "I have a dog named 'Inu-chan' " She grinned. Terri turned back to her hanyou form shaking her head laughing. "I love doing that"

"Is that all the questions, Terri?"

"Hai, where done I suppose" Terri gave her a thumbs up. She sighed in relief. Terri ran up to Miroku and hugged him, "I WUV YOU MIROKU-CHAN!!" "Heh" Miroku grinned. 'I can always have time for my fans' He thought.

"OKAYNESS! LETS GO I WANNA INTERVIEW SOMEBODY ELSE"

"Hold your horses. Okay, Lets go"

"I'm off * goes on horse illusion like Shippou's* Up, up and away!!" "WAIT FOR ME JAZZY!!" Miroku waved, shaking his head.

~~ Jade ~~

You notice I put Jazzy-chan not Jade Hanyou or whatever. Jazzy-chan is easier for me to remember . . . But techinally I'm the same person!! Took me a while to right this I was focused on 'I'll Never Leave You' more then this one.