OGM, I'm so sorry for al this time, I swear that I have problems and couldn't post sooner, and I lost the next chapter, I practically finished it ,so I'm looking for them, anyway

To answer some questions, no Bella Serafina English is not my first language, but I said that in Chapter one; Abraxis, I said buchwhakers refering to explores, people who travel from place to place, I think that means, and anyway, I got the bushwhackers info on the official page of Pitch black, on it says Seke and Shazza were bushwhackers

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Chapter five That time of the month

"I'm sick of this. No, no, no!" Paris was complaining again, he was getting crazy

"Oh, come on Paris, it can't be that bad" Said a very amused Shazza because of the situation his new friend was dealing with.

"Not that bad??!! Of course it' not, it's beneath disastrous, it's lower than lowest. I have absolutely no intention in become a woman, if they don't find out soon enough I swear for the creatures I'm going to kill myself... no wait, I'm going to kill them and the I'm going to kill myself"

From the other room came Zeke who had been hearing screams from Paris

"Al right, what is it now? you are terrible, you have the chance of been alive and you still had something to annoy about!!!"

"I'm in a woman's body!!!" Shazza couldn't take it anymore. She burst into laughs. Zeke didn't know what was happening.

"Cut it out Shazza!!!" Paris was so mad now

"What is wrong with him?" asked a very intrigued Zeke to a very amused Shazza.

Between laughs a giggles she finally answered

"He is having a period" she started to laugh again

"He's what?" Now it was Seke the one who couldn't control himself

"Oh yeah! That's really funny" Answered Paris very pissed of "You were complaining a while ago because you are blonde!!!"

"It's a horrible hair color, and I look stupid with it!" Shazza defended herself

"You never look stupid mate" Seke assured her

"Anyway" Paris continued "first I have to expel my urine..."

"To take a week" Interrupted Seke

"...that is so vulgar" protested Paris

"Would you prefer to pee?" said Shazza

"Anyway (taking his last statement) as a woman, it's so disgusting to having to sit in the toilet..."

"Hey!, you did that before every time shit" Replied offended Shazza, Paris didn't pay attention to her

"...without actually sitting in it, then wipe my... my part"

"Your pussy" "your vagina" came both answers of Seke and Shazza, again Paris just ignored them

" And now I'm bleeding between my thighs, this is too much!"

"Hey, welcome to my world" Said Shazza barely controlling her laughs.

Two seconds later, they couldn't help it, Shazza and Seke couldn't stop laughing. After all that had happened to them, they couldn't agreed more: Paris had definitively bad luck.

"If it makes you feel better, my period usually happens during the first days of the month... I have to get to have it on 15th"

"Oh yes, that is such a problem"

"What can I say, at least for me is not really a problem" Said Seke with a kinky face looking at Shazza.

"You are impossible Seke"

"Please!, you love it! ----------------------------------

Lost in his thoughts traveled Riddick. He didn't know for how long he had been walking but it was dark by that time. The same thoughts as before were troubling him. It was stupid, he thought, a bad man shouldn't have indentity crisis. So it was true, he was a bad man, at least he has figure that out, so what was he gonna do about Iman and Jackie.