Snake:Hi! I'm back with another funny fic! Because I am the king of humor!!!

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Snake:No one loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Phones can be bad for your health

Chapter 1:Goku

I do not own any thing
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Its was a two years after the defeat of Buu and Trunks was bored so he decided to make some prank phone calls.

Trunks walks in to the living room of Capsule Corp and picked up the phone and dialed up Gokus phone number.

On the other line Goku is checking on his meatloaf that is in the oven and he is wearing a apron and chefs hat but the hat is kinda sticking out in weird angle because of his hair.

RING! RING!

"I'll get it!!!" yelled Goku going over to the phone and picking it up.

"Hello?" asked Goku.

"Hello, I am mr. Prankphonecall, or you could call me by my full name, Thisisa Prankphonecall." said Trunks in a deep fake voice.

"Hello mr. Prankphonecall, what can I do for you?" asked Goku not really getting it.

Trunks was trying to hold his laughter.

"Well, I called you to see if you would like to win one million dollers!" said Trunks in his fake voice.

"Sure!!!" yelled Goku making sure that his meatloaf doesnt burn.

"Ok, but first a message from out sponsers, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" BEEEed Trunks.

"What?" asked Goku.

"LA-LE-LU-LI-LO!!! LA-LE-LU-LI-LO!!!" yelled Trunks.

"Huh???" asked Goku.

"Are you still there?" asked Trunks.

"Yeah, but you have one weird sponser." said Goku.

"Do you have cold feet when you stand on a block of ice?" asked Trunks.

"Yeah." said Goku.

"Then use poopafeet!!! The wonderful poop to make your feet not cold!" yelled Trunks.

"Ummm, oooookay." said Goku forgetting about his meatlaof.

"Okay! Time for the questions!" said Trunks.

But what was that other thing about?" asked Goku.

"DO A DANCE!!!" yelled Trunks.

"But I dont know how to dance!" said Goku forgetting the other thing he said.

"DANCE!!! OR WE KILL YOUR CHILD!!" yelled Trunks.

"AHHHHHH!!! goten!!!" yelled Goku trying to do the moon walk.

Trunks was laughing his butt off now.

"Now! Turn your oven on to full blast!!!" yelled Trunks.

Goku did just that.

"But my meatloaf!" yelled Goku.

"How old are you?" asked Trunks.

"What?" asked Goku.

"Anser me if you want the one million!" yelled Trunks.

"But I thought you had my son?" asked Goku.

"Oh, yes father! I am your long lost son Gonan!" said Trunks.

"Son! I've missed you so much!" said Goku.

'What an idiot!' thought Trunks.

"What about your meatloaf?" asked Trunks.

"What?" asked Goku but smelt smoke and looked at the oven, which looked like it was about to explode......and it did! Some how the meatlaof shot out of the oven and came flying right at Goku!

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Goku as the meatloaf smacked Goku in the face making him fly back.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Trunks as he held his hand over the bottom of the phone.

Goku got up and his face was red and looked kinda burnt.

"Hello?" asked Trunks.

"Hello?" asked Goku.

"Hi! I'm a meatloaf sailsman!" said Trunks.

"Really? Good! Because my meatloaf just attacked me! I think its broken..." said Goku picking at his burnt skin.

"Then you need the meatloaf security system!" said Trunks.

Oh really? How much?" asked Goku fishing around in his pocket.

That'll 50 bucks! Please send them to Capsule corp and you will get you MLSS." said Trunks.

"MLSS?" asked Goku.

"MeatLoaf Security System!" yelled Trunks.

"Ok!" said Goku putting the money in the mail box.

"LISTEN CLOSELY!" yelled Trunks.

Ok........." said Goku putting the phone to his ear and being quiet.

Silence.

More silence.

Alot more silence.

"..................BOO!!!!" yelled Trunks.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Why did you scream boo?" asked Goku.

"Hello is the lady of the house there?" asked Trunks.

No, she went shopping." said Goku.

"Is the man of the house there?" asked Trunks.

"Yes, he is speaking." said Goku.

"Your not the man of the house!!! Your the little school girl! Now get to school!!!" yelled Trunks.

"OH NO I'M LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Goku running out the door to school.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*GASP*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!" laughed Trunks wetting him self.

"That was fun!!! I know I'll get Goten and we can start our rain of horror on the world." said Trunks running off to get Goten and start their 'rain of horror'



TBC
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Snake:Yeah, I know stupid but it will be funnier when Goten gets the phone^_^ Up next.....Vegeta....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*COUGH**CHOKE*my heart!

Snake passes out.