Seri: The site removed two of my stories..god i hate when that happens, and my account went frozie so me no post till today..heh heh sorry. Once again i do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. If I did the following would be turned into an episode:

Seri: If any guys read this i want to know.will you go out with me?

Kuronue: Now why would any guy want to do that.

Seri: Shut up i can still ask if i want so ha!and one more remark i will use my abilities and you will be doomed. You and Youko.

Youko: Me?

*at same time*

Kuronue: Me?

Seri: Aw man you didnt switch bodies. Yeah you!Damn! Kuro-chan why do you have to have such a long name?

Kuronue: Dont ask me , ask my mother.

Seri: I really hate when people play music i dont like.

Youko: I know what music that is too. Now i can annoy you.

Seri: You wouldnt. No wait! Stttttoooooppppp!

Youko: *has reached the cd player and presses play**music* dun dun duuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn.

Seri: Stop it! Dont play it again. I hate when something bad happens and people always have to play music that goes...well you know.

Youko: No we dont know...you mean this?*plays music again**music* dun dun

Before the music could finish, I ,Serena, pounced on Youko, tied him to a chair, and turned the music off. But then, Kuronue turned it back on.*music*dddduuuuunnnnnnnn.*end* So then i did the same thing with Kuronue that i did with Youko.

Seri: Hahahahaha. Now no one can press play. I hate that music. Now i will torture the both of you by playing the Sound Of Music on this tv. *tv pops up out of nowhere in front of the tied Youko and Kuronue.* I will freze you so you do not break out.

The movie starts to play but.......*tv* Somewheeeere over the raiiinbow.

Seri: Hey! That isnt the Sound of Music.

Kuronue: Exactly. I knew you were going to do this to us so i taped one line from a horrible song and then a fight.

Seri: _ kk no ones looking. *cries*

Youko: See what you did?

Kuronue: What i did?You told me to do this!

Seri: *stops crying* Yoooouuuukkkkoooo!!!!!!!!!!! I will kill you.....*unties Kuronue and Youko* I untied you cause your gonna need to run! That makes it funner.I like to play!*starts chasing Youko**Youko runs for his dear life*^_^ *evil grin*

Kuronue: um*sweatdrop* Well i will start the story...um lets see.Oh, at the end, there will be a recap of their chase. The stuff that you didnt know about. Well, heres the story......

//--begin and end thoughts.

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CHAPTER FOUR: JOIN THEM

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Lana: // This is weird. Just staring at each other. He's probably determining how strong I am. I have an idea. If I join their group of bandits, I can get really close to Kuronue. After I gain his trust, I'll kill him//

Kuronue:// She is fast and good with a sword. She would be a nice addition to our group. If only we were'nt about to kill each other. She will never surpass my or Youko's strength though.//

Lana puts her sword back in its sheath.

Kuronue: Are you giving up?!

Lana: I would like to join your group.

Youko: Hmm. Well you are better than most of our men. What harm could a woman do?

Lana gets pissed at that remark but keeps her cool, glad that she is better than men.

Youko: Also, all demomns never dare to challenge me. They always run and cowar. Congratulations. You are the first to stand up to me.

Kuronue: If you can agree to not killing me, you are now welcome to our group.

Lana nods her head in agreement and bows for a thank you. Kuronue//she is very quiet but smart too//

We once again set off for camp. Youko's arm is still driping with blood so he decides we shall raid a village and look for a nurse.Youko// We need a nurse. My men are weak. They get hurt easily and need to be treated all the time. This is why me and Kuronue are the ones to go out every single night to steal. If i can find the best nurse in Makai, then i will kidnap him or her// They all run in silence. Through the tree they go looking for the best known doctor or nurse in Makai. Kuronue//I heard that it was a human. Local demons who are in her village say that one day, a girl stumbled upon a portal to Makai. Wanting to get away from her troubles she went in and eneded up here in Makai. She has many patients and they all complain, " stupid human girl. She never makes a peep." I think that is a good thing. She will come quietly.//Lana// Why dont i kill him now? Hn. Maybe i'm attached already. Kuronue is a mysterious person. I would like to know him more but my main goal is revenge.//

Youko: You two are quiet. She should be there.

Evreyone looks ahead to see a village.(A/N: Like one in Inuyasha) Youko// Evreyone will run away. We shall get the her at all costs. She is worthless to me but needed.//

Youko: I will take care of this. Kuronue, watch over Lana.*he nods*

Lana// He actually remembered my name. He could have been his usual rumored self and call me stupid girl//.Kuronue// Great. Stuck with the girl while he has the fun.//(A/N: What really sux is that Kuronue is 6'4'' and Youko is like 7' tall. They too tall@_@. Just thought i'd put that stupid fact in)Youko simply walks

on the rough path inbetween the cottages. As you can guess,everyone takes one look at him and run inside their cottages.Youko//Yes. Run in fear of me.//He sees a citizen alittle too slow moving. He couldnt reach his cottage in time. Youko ran up to him and held him above the ground by his neck.

Youko: Where is..

Before he could finish he heard a door squeak open. He looked to the door and saw a human. He dropped the man that was in his hands. If it was a human, then he found who he was looking for. She was very quiet, there was only the noise of the door, not the girl. She had black hair, blue eyes, and white skin.

Youko// Beautiful for a human. But i am not here to think about such things. She probably cant take care of herself. Just great. I'll have to play babysitter. I think not. I will have Lana teach her to take care of herself.//

Youko: Girl. Are you the famous nurse legend to fall into Makai accidently?

She nods her head. Youko// She is a very quiet girl, I wonder if she cantalk at all. Must be a mute.//

Girl// I cant believe its him. When i came here i over heard rumors about a fox demon. He had lond silver-purple hair, golden eyes and was very tall. I would hear them every night and would fall asleep. I never knew he could be this hot.( A/N: ^_^ comment from Cheyo-Vera) His ears are, well, interesting.//

Youko: Can you speak. * she nods yes* Then why do you not talk? * she shakes her head no*Hn. Then you must not speak well. I will have to teach you to talk.(A/N: Do you want to learn to talk Cheyo-Vera?)

Girl// What is he talking about? Teach me to talk. *her eyes widen* Is he going to take me away from my village?// Before she can continue any more thoughts, Youko stood in front of her. Without saying a word, he picked her up into his arms and he ran away with her out of her village. She just stares back at her village, then up to Youko.She speaks not a word. Girl//He is taking me with him. But why? Why need me?

If he.......Wait a minute. He has a wound. Is this why he needs me. To help him heal?//

Youko: You are now owned by me. I have kidnapped you for I need a nurse. I have healed my wounds and my men's wounds many times but I am tired of the dirty work. I only like to get dirty when I am killing. You will tend to any wounds me,my partner, or my men recieve.

Girl// Own me? I am not a toy, I am a person. I heal people because its a gift i have. I will heal him or his men but i will not take orders.// She looks ahead to see where he is taking her. She sees a man with black hair in a ponytail about 6 feet something inches and a demon girl with dark blonde hair.Girl// I know thats Kuronue...but who is the girl?//

Youko: This is the girl. Shes not a mute but she doesnt talk that good so she stays quiet. Lana. You will teach her how to take care of herself. She is just a human and if shes been living in Makai with other people, she proably cant take care of herself.

Lana nods her head. Lana// You kidnapped a human girl lost in Makai for healing? What else does this man do? Maybe I will kill him too//. Kuronue//This is her? Hn. Must have been real easy. Shes not even screaming right now. I am sure Youko smells her fear like i do. Well, how can i have forgotten? He doesnt care if someone is scared or not he will just do what he has to.//

Youko: Girl. That is what we call her for now. *turns to the girl* This is Kuronue and this is Lana. *turns back to the others* Now that were all aquainted, we shall go.

Lana is forced to carry the girl seeing as Kuronue and Youko dont want to get the stentch of human on them unless it was blood. Too bad Youko already has the scent on him.Youko// If any of the men say a single word about the human stench on me, they will die.//They finally arrive back at their campsite.Youko signals to Kuronue to have everyone quiet down. Kuronue// It appears their all drunk. Too bad they have to try not to lay their hands on the demon we brought back. No one will care for the human except that she may be weak enough for someone to harass her.// Once it is silent, Youko makes an announcement.

Youko: We have a new recruit. Her name is Lana.I have also brought back a human.*at this remark everyone booed* She is the best nurse in Makai and she will stay with us to tend to any wounds. I would like it if you would lay your hands off of them. If anyone has any problems with what i just said, come into my tent. You will have to deal with me.

After all that said, he made an evil grin. Youko told Kuronue to show Lana around and bring her to her tent. While he does that, Youko does the same with the girl. After a talk though. He led the girl into his tent and signaled her to sit down.Thus, the talk begins.

Youko: Your a precious thing arent you? You dont talk that much. Its like your not even here. Thats how much noise you make. That is a good asset to me if you will be staying here. To not even make a ppep when i kidnapped you means you must have not liked your village ne? *she nods yes* Then why?*she nods no* Well it will be hard to communicate with you then. You will stay here with me in my tent so you do not run away. When I am gone, you will be heavily guarded.Come with me. *he holds his hand out and she puts hers in his* I will show you the scenery. Girl// I like him already. Its weird. He took me from my village but theres something about him. I find him enchanting.//

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Kuronue: Well thats it for now. Review.

Seri: You have to say more then that.

Kuronue: Throughout the whole story you were chasing Youko. Are you done already?

Seri: Um yeah....*starts to swaet* I am.

Kuronue: Where is he.

Seri: Oh he said he was getting some fresh air.

Kuronue: Can we recap the chase.

Seri: Sure but not the end. That will be in the next chapter. He he ^_^.

~FLASHBACK~

Seri: Get back here Youko! *runs even faster.*

Youko: Never. I dont want to play! *runs even fasterer*

Seri: Whats this? Youko the famous bandit running from a gril?!

Youko: I know what your trying to do! It wont make me stop!

Seri:*grabs knife as she passes by counter* You must be a coward!

Youko: *stops*

Seri: *throws knife at Youko and by his shirt he gets pinned to the wall* Muhahahahaha. I have captured the great Youko!

Youko: Well i can just take the knife out and

Seri: No you wont! * uses authoress abilitis to freeze him still* Lets play freeze dance. Freeze. Good boy.

Youko: No fair. I the great Youko should not be pinned up to a wall frozen.

Seri: Your right. You should freeze in an ice box.

~END FLASHBACK~

Seri: Dont worry, you will get to hear the end. I didnt do anything that bad to Youko.

Kuronue: What because you love him so much?

Seri: Aaaawwwwww.. Dont't feel done Kuronue. I love you too.

Seri trys to hug him but...he runs away.

Seri: Get back here Kuronue! Its just a hug.

Kuronue: *running for dear life* Great. Im goon end up like Youko! Heeeeeeeeellllllllllppppppp!!!!!!! hey put in your reviews if i should go through the same thing Youko did!Help a demon out!

Seri: Its just a hug!!!! Dont listen to him!!