Snake:Hey!!! I'm back with chapter 4!!! Thanks for reviewing!!!

Grey Fox:Yeah, and its safe to say that Gohan got rid of Candy Guy, but found out that it was a false statment that his wife was tooken hostage.

Snake:And I would like a moment of silance for Candy Guy....

Grey Fox:......

Every one:.....

Snake:Okay, lets start!





Phones can be bad for your health

Chapter 4:Krillin

I do not own any thing
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After finding Gohans dark little secret, Trunks and Goten where thinking of a way to blackmail Gohan.

"We could threaten to tell every one his dark little secret, in return he gives us his sports car." said Trunks.

"Nah, we dont know how to drive." said Goten.

"Well, we could ask for....!!!" said Trunks but stopped for dramatic tension.

"What?" asked Goten.

"A rated PG-13 movie!!!" yelled Trunks.

"Thats a great idea!!! Our moms would never let us see one of those movies!!! BUT, Gohan WILL give us one!!!" yelled Goten.

"I want Rush Hour!!!" yelled Trunks.

"No!!! Kung-Pow Enter The Fist!!!" yelled Goten.

"Why not both?" asked Trunks.

"Yah!!!!!!!" yelled Goten.

"This rain of horror was a great idea! We're finding out a lot of stuff we could use against them! Your dads an idiot, your brother is a psycho! and my dad is a p-p-pansy! Man I would have never thought I would call him that!" said Trunks.

"Hey! my brother is not a psycho!!!" yelled Goten.

"Yeah, yeah, lets call some one else!" said Trunks.

"But its my turn!" yelled Goten.

"Ok, ok, here you go." said Trunks giving his stupid little friend the phone.

"I'll call........Krillin!!!" yelled Goten looking at little piece of paper that was by the phone that had all the Z-fighters phone numbers.

RING! RING!

"Hello?" asked Krillin picking up the phone while looking at the news on the tv saying that a candy guy was murdered by some one with gold hair, blue eyes, screaming "Weres my wife!!!!"

'Nut ball....' thought Krillin.

"Hello, this is mr. Heystupidcantyoutellthatthisisaprankphonecall and I'm calling to see if you've seen some one that goes by the name prince Albert, he was last seen in the can of your bathroom." said Goten with a fake voice.

(A/N:If any of you again didnt understand what his name was it was:mr. Hey stupid can't you tell that this is a prank phone call, ahh, I'm so creative!)

"*Gasp*Oh my! Is he dangerous?" asked Krillin.

"No, but he is mentally disturbed. Some times he will dress up as a tall blonde woman with blue eyes and says he's an android and also he likes to call him self #18." said Goten.

Krillin had a look of terror on his face as he looked into the other room to see his wife sitting on the couch.

"Ohmygod, ohmygod, he's in my house right now!" whispered krillin so that he would not alert 'prince Albert'

"Oh no! Some times he will eat children! Do you have any children?" asked Goten.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Lets go of my child prince Albert!!!" yelled Krillin jumping at #18.

"What are you doing Krillin?" asked #18 watching her husbend slowly walk torwards her with rope.

"Marron! Run!" yelled Krillin as his daughter got a scared look on her face.

"Mommy! Daddys scaring me!!!" yelled Maron.

"Krillin, have you been drinking the floor cleaner again?" asked #18.

"Hiya!!!" yelled Krillin jumping at 'Albert'

A few minutes later #18 was tied up.

"Krillin!!! What is the meaning of this?!" yelled #18.

"Save it Albert!!!" yelled Krillin.

Maron started to cry.

"Daddys gone psycho again!!!" cried Marron.

"Marron dont cry! Thats not really your mom!!! Its prince albert in disguise!!!" yelled Krillin.

"Really?" asked Marron, who now stopped cried at this statment.

"Thats right!!! Now I'm going to take Albert back to the funny farm!!!" yelled Krillin.

"Get out of here you sicko!!!" yelled Marron pointing at #18.

"Now, go and play Marron!" said Krillin.

"Ok! Make sure that you find mommy!" said Marron runnig out to make fun of Master Roshi.

"Krillin!!! You let me go right now!!!" yelled #18.

"What ever, I'll take you to the funny farm after I'm done with this phone call." said Krillin walking back to the phone.

"Ok, I have him tied up!" said Krillin.

"Good, make sure you throw a pie at his face, and then make him watch the happy days tv show." said Goten.

"Right!!!" yelled Krillin.

"Any thing else?" asked Krillin.

"MY ABS ARE SO FERM YOU COULD GRADE CHEECE ON THEM!!!!!" yelled Goten hanging up.

"Oooookay." said Krillin putting up the phone.

"Krillin!!! UNTIE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!" yelled #18.

"Shut up Albert!!!" yelled Krillin.

At the Son house Goten and Trunks were houling with laughter and giggles.

"That was great!!! Hey Goten lets both do one!!! We could act like those guys on the Raido that talk fast!!!" yelled Trunks.

"Yeah!!! Lets call mr. Piccolo!!!" yelled Goten.





TBC
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Snake:Please review!!! I hope this was funnier then the other chapters, and up next.....Piccolo!!! Bye bye!!!