Snake:Hey! Thanks for reviewing! I didnt know that I would get that many reviews!!!!

Grey Fox:Yup.

Snake:I thought you were at rehab?

Grey Fox:I was! But I got over my obsession of blades.....

Snake:Yeah, you were getting creepy, every time I try to shoot you with an M9 round you deflect the dart and go psycho on me!!! I mean, I understood the deflecting the dart! But did you really have to slice open the stomach and chop off toe!!! I couldnt find that toe for a week!!!

Grey Fox going psycho:THE MEDICINE!!!!!!!!!!

Snake:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snake runs off..........
Phones can be bad for your health

Chapter 5:Piccolo

I do not own any thing
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Trunks and Goten are cutting out letters out of news papers.

"Come on Goten! Work faster!!!! If you want Kung Pow Enter the Fist!!!!" said Trunks.

"No! I want it very much! I would even talk in porly dubbed voicing." said Goten as his voice was not right, you know how his lips moved but the voice was'nt really good at timing.

"Ok, that just fricken' creeps me out...." said Trunks.

"Now, lets write that threat!!!!" yelled Goten pasting the letters on to a paper as the letter said this:

Gohan, we know your secret. If you dont want any one to know give us 10.5 dollers and the movies Kung Pow Enter the Fist and rush hour.

"Ok! Hey! I got this really cool idea!" yelled Trunks.

"What?" asked Goten.

"Lets fuse! And call Mr. Piccolo!" said Trunks.

"Trunks!!!! Thats.......like...........the..........worlds......best idea EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Goten.

"Aright! Lets start!" said Trunks walking across the room, as Goten did the same.

"FUS-" thy both started.

"ION! HA!!!!" yelled both touching their finger tips together, and a bright light filled the room.

As the light dimed there stood Gotanks!!!

"Now, were did Goten put that phone......" said Gotanks with a mix of Goten's and Trunks' voice.

"AHA!" yelled Gotanks picking up the cordless phone.

At the look out Piccolo was strangly listening to a radio.

BRING! BRING!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Piccolo looking around entill his gaze landed on a phone on top of table.

'Stupid phone! Dende said he needed to stay in touch with his 'homeys' back on Namek! But that thing just makes noice!!!' thought Piccolo turning his radio down.

'At least I have my radio. With out it I would be bored as HFIL...' thought Piccolo picking up the phone.

"Hello?" asked Piccolo.

"Yo, yo, yo!!! Its me Big G calling from.....12.3 fake radio!!!" yelled Gotanks.

Piccolo got excited.

"Really?!?!" asked Piccolo.

"What do you mean?" asked Gotanks not believing all these people and places are real.

"What do you mean, what do you mean Big G!?!?! The radio station 12.3 fake radio is my favorite station!!!! And I'm a big fan!!! So did I win the tickets?" asked Piccolo.

"Uhhhh, yeah! You won tickets to........ some band!" yelled Gotanks.

"You mean SOME?!?!?!?! THAT'S MY FAVEORITE BAND!!!!!!!!! DENDE'S GONNA BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO JELOUS!!!" yelled Piccolo about to turn the radio to 12.3 fake radio.

Gotanks sensing that thought fast.

"DESTROY THE RADIO!!! IT IS A DEMON!!!!!!" yelled Gotanks.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! BIG G IS NEVER WRONG!!! MUST DESTROY IT!!!!" yelled piccolo stomping the radio to peaces.

"Thats a good boy...... Listen closly...." said Gotanks.

"What?" asked Piccolo.

"SIT!!!!" yelled Gotanks.

"YES SIR!" yelled Piccolo sitting.

"Now, do you have a mental problem?" asked Gotanks.

"........*Sobs*YES!!!*Crys*I-I'm a fruit!!!!" yelled Piccolo.

"Then run to the loony bin screaming "I am adolf Hitler!!!" with a Nazi uniform!!!" yelled Gotanks.

"Right!!!" yelled Piccolo putting on a Nazi uniform and flying off to the closest loony bin.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHANA*Gasp, choke, gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Gotanks but soon stopped.

"Uh oh!" said Gotanks.

With a flash of light Gotanks sepparated to form!...... Goten and Trunks!!! The not so ultimate warriors!!!

"Hey, Trunks! Why am I wet?" asked Goten.

"I think Gotanks pee'd and you got tuck with his pants.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!" laughed Trunks.

"My life sucks........" muttered Goten.
TBC
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Hope you liked that chapter!!! Next up is the oh so perveted Master Roshi!!!!! Till next time!!!!!!!!