Youko:Im free.
Kuronue: and so am I
Seri: and you're going to kill me arent you?
Kuronue: Why shouldnt we?You tied me up cause I wouldnt give you a hug.
Youko:We kill her after the story.
Kuronue: Or the two girls can take over
Youko: After the story.
Kuronue: Yes master -_-
Lana: Dont treat Kuronue like that
Kuronue:My thoughts exactly.
Seri: Blah blah blah. Ok.I dont own Yu Yu Hakusho or Lana or Girl.
Kuronue: End the story quick so we can kill you.
Seri: Im too young to die.
Youko:Yeah, 217 years old is too young.
Seri: Its younger than Kuronue.
Kuronue: So what if im 600? That just means I have more wisdom.
Cheyo-Vera: Well you do what Youko says.I say he has more wisdom.
Seri: On with the friggin story while they all fight.
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CHAPTER SIX:MEAN
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They reach the camp at the site of the men.Youko//Bunch of drunk bastards.From now on, only I get beer//.
Youko:Listen up.Im banning beer from all of you like it or not.Im sick of all you assholes getting drunk.The beer is mine and will stay hidden.
Kuronue:Finally.I was getting sick of them being drunk too.
Lana:Oh it was really nice to give them beer in the first place.*sarcastic tone*
Kuronue:Shut up.
Lana:What did you say? I think you said shut up but i wasnt sure.Can you say that again?
Kuronue:Sure. Shut up bitch and go to your fucking tent until dinner.
Youko: Thats much better.
Lana:And if i dont?
Kuronue: Do you want to stay here?
Lana//Damn it.Smart ass. If im gonna kill him I have to stay//. With that she went to her so called "home".
Lana//such a freakin small tent//.Girl//you did a good job at pissing her off//.
Kuronue: So what are you going to do with the liitle girl? Boss her around?
Youko:*evil smirk* Precisely.She will have to pull her own weight around here. Wash our clothes, make us dinner and a few more things.
Kuronue: And here I thought you were still soft.
Youko: Dont insult me.
Girl//I had a feeling I wasnt here for free. I have to do what he says. How nice//.
Kuronue: Well what to do with her now? Where will she sleep?
Youko: Outside.On the cold hard floor.*talks to girl* If I find you 'in' a tree sleeping comforbately, you will be punished.
~GIRL'S POV~
Yeah thats nice. If I make myself a nest in a tree you will beat me up? Well then I have no problem running away from here. Next thing I hear from Youko's mouth is as if he read my mind.
Youko: And if you try to run away, there will also be consequences.
Whats the sudden change? First you act nice or dont talk to me at all and then.....If I could talk I would say so many things right now. That demon is afraid to let his men see him acting nice to a human. he couldnt stand all the riticule ne?
Youko: Come. You arent going to be wearing nice clothes when your with us.
He wants me to hate him doesnt he? Oh well ill play along with it. In the end ill prove hes actually nice to anyone.Damn why is he so tall? I smile. Youko says" Theres nothing to smile about. Everytime you smile, I slap you." I frown. Holy! Ok so when im happy, if that happens, I cant smile. That will be hard.
Men: Give the human what she deserves!!!!!!!!
Man #2: Throw her to the wolves!!!!!!
Youko: Oh so you all want to come back from a battle and bleed to death? Cuz I sure as hell am sick of healing all of you because you cant take care of yourself!
Thank Kami the men shut up. Youko throws me a peasent out fit and syas in his cold voice"put this on."
How bout I shove it down your throt is what im thinking. Im left in his tent to change. I look at the outfit.
It is a dirty brown skirt up to my knees ripped at the hem(A?N: sorry about this cheyo-vera. I have to make things more realistic which means Youko being mean but dont worry you still get him in the end) and a sleeveless shirt that matches the skirt in color that isnt long or short but exactly at the waist.I look down at me wearing the clothes. How horrible I think to myself.I sit the floor like he told me and wait until he gets back...In 45 minutes.
~LANA'S POV~
I hear that jerk Kuronue out side talking to Youko.Just as I thought he was talking about me. I walk towards the entrance and eavesdrop on their conversation.
Kuronue: Your going to make the girl sleep on the floor but that other girl Lana gets a tent. I say she sleeps on the groung with the girl.
Youko: Im glad to see you dont like her but if she were outside, she would probably try to protect the girl.
Kuronue: I understand that but she gets luxury. I dont like that idea.
Youko: Hn. You rather the two of them get eaten by wolves. The demon can take care of herself so it wouldnt be fun to have her out here. She wouldnt get eaten she would just defeat anything that comes her way but with the human..thats different.
Kuronue: Yes it would be fun to watch the girl try to handle herself against a pack of wolves but can they both be out side away from the hot spring but away from each other.
Youko: As you wish. Lana sleeps on the floor.
Kuronue: Ill tell her the great news.*evil smirk*
Why those bastards. They want the girl to be eaten and they expect me to sleep on the ground. I do enjoy the stars but tonight i will not sleep peacefully. He enters my tent without warning.
Lana: What if I was getting changed?
Kuronue: Like you have anything I havent seen before. I have good news.
Lana: You want me to sleep on the ground. Suit yourself Kuronue. Im glad you dont care.
Kuronue: I dont think its good to eavesdrop. It may become a habbit.
I really want to kill hikm now. I fake a smile at his last comment.Then the other bastard walks in too.
(A/N: no offense to fans)
Youko:Good news isnt it? I have even better. Just because your a demon like the rest of us doesnt mean youll be treated the same. As a matter of fact, you will be treated just like the girl and under no circumstances are you to help her. Change into this.
He throws me a peasent outfit.
Youko: Exactly what the girl is wearing. Change into this and enjoy the tent while your in it. Ill be back in 30 minutes.
Great. Now I match the girl. Just like drones at school in Japan in the ningenkai. What is he going to make me do first. I have a feeling Kuronue will be my "master."
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Youko: Now this time I was in character.
Seri: Your welcome.
Kuronue: Did you hear him say thank you?
Seri: If your fan wasnt here, I would kill you.
Youko: Well fans, review or we will kill you.
Kuronue: and so am I
Seri: and you're going to kill me arent you?
Kuronue: Why shouldnt we?You tied me up cause I wouldnt give you a hug.
Youko:We kill her after the story.
Kuronue: Or the two girls can take over
Youko: After the story.
Kuronue: Yes master -_-
Lana: Dont treat Kuronue like that
Kuronue:My thoughts exactly.
Seri: Blah blah blah. Ok.I dont own Yu Yu Hakusho or Lana or Girl.
Kuronue: End the story quick so we can kill you.
Seri: Im too young to die.
Youko:Yeah, 217 years old is too young.
Seri: Its younger than Kuronue.
Kuronue: So what if im 600? That just means I have more wisdom.
Cheyo-Vera: Well you do what Youko says.I say he has more wisdom.
Seri: On with the friggin story while they all fight.
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CHAPTER SIX:MEAN
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They reach the camp at the site of the men.Youko//Bunch of drunk bastards.From now on, only I get beer//.
Youko:Listen up.Im banning beer from all of you like it or not.Im sick of all you assholes getting drunk.The beer is mine and will stay hidden.
Kuronue:Finally.I was getting sick of them being drunk too.
Lana:Oh it was really nice to give them beer in the first place.*sarcastic tone*
Kuronue:Shut up.
Lana:What did you say? I think you said shut up but i wasnt sure.Can you say that again?
Kuronue:Sure. Shut up bitch and go to your fucking tent until dinner.
Youko: Thats much better.
Lana:And if i dont?
Kuronue: Do you want to stay here?
Lana//Damn it.Smart ass. If im gonna kill him I have to stay//. With that she went to her so called "home".
Lana//such a freakin small tent//.Girl//you did a good job at pissing her off//.
Kuronue: So what are you going to do with the liitle girl? Boss her around?
Youko:*evil smirk* Precisely.She will have to pull her own weight around here. Wash our clothes, make us dinner and a few more things.
Kuronue: And here I thought you were still soft.
Youko: Dont insult me.
Girl//I had a feeling I wasnt here for free. I have to do what he says. How nice//.
Kuronue: Well what to do with her now? Where will she sleep?
Youko: Outside.On the cold hard floor.*talks to girl* If I find you 'in' a tree sleeping comforbately, you will be punished.
~GIRL'S POV~
Yeah thats nice. If I make myself a nest in a tree you will beat me up? Well then I have no problem running away from here. Next thing I hear from Youko's mouth is as if he read my mind.
Youko: And if you try to run away, there will also be consequences.
Whats the sudden change? First you act nice or dont talk to me at all and then.....If I could talk I would say so many things right now. That demon is afraid to let his men see him acting nice to a human. he couldnt stand all the riticule ne?
Youko: Come. You arent going to be wearing nice clothes when your with us.
He wants me to hate him doesnt he? Oh well ill play along with it. In the end ill prove hes actually nice to anyone.Damn why is he so tall? I smile. Youko says" Theres nothing to smile about. Everytime you smile, I slap you." I frown. Holy! Ok so when im happy, if that happens, I cant smile. That will be hard.
Men: Give the human what she deserves!!!!!!!!
Man #2: Throw her to the wolves!!!!!!
Youko: Oh so you all want to come back from a battle and bleed to death? Cuz I sure as hell am sick of healing all of you because you cant take care of yourself!
Thank Kami the men shut up. Youko throws me a peasent out fit and syas in his cold voice"put this on."
How bout I shove it down your throt is what im thinking. Im left in his tent to change. I look at the outfit.
It is a dirty brown skirt up to my knees ripped at the hem(A?N: sorry about this cheyo-vera. I have to make things more realistic which means Youko being mean but dont worry you still get him in the end) and a sleeveless shirt that matches the skirt in color that isnt long or short but exactly at the waist.I look down at me wearing the clothes. How horrible I think to myself.I sit the floor like he told me and wait until he gets back...In 45 minutes.
~LANA'S POV~
I hear that jerk Kuronue out side talking to Youko.Just as I thought he was talking about me. I walk towards the entrance and eavesdrop on their conversation.
Kuronue: Your going to make the girl sleep on the floor but that other girl Lana gets a tent. I say she sleeps on the groung with the girl.
Youko: Im glad to see you dont like her but if she were outside, she would probably try to protect the girl.
Kuronue: I understand that but she gets luxury. I dont like that idea.
Youko: Hn. You rather the two of them get eaten by wolves. The demon can take care of herself so it wouldnt be fun to have her out here. She wouldnt get eaten she would just defeat anything that comes her way but with the human..thats different.
Kuronue: Yes it would be fun to watch the girl try to handle herself against a pack of wolves but can they both be out side away from the hot spring but away from each other.
Youko: As you wish. Lana sleeps on the floor.
Kuronue: Ill tell her the great news.*evil smirk*
Why those bastards. They want the girl to be eaten and they expect me to sleep on the ground. I do enjoy the stars but tonight i will not sleep peacefully. He enters my tent without warning.
Lana: What if I was getting changed?
Kuronue: Like you have anything I havent seen before. I have good news.
Lana: You want me to sleep on the ground. Suit yourself Kuronue. Im glad you dont care.
Kuronue: I dont think its good to eavesdrop. It may become a habbit.
I really want to kill hikm now. I fake a smile at his last comment.Then the other bastard walks in too.
(A/N: no offense to fans)
Youko:Good news isnt it? I have even better. Just because your a demon like the rest of us doesnt mean youll be treated the same. As a matter of fact, you will be treated just like the girl and under no circumstances are you to help her. Change into this.
He throws me a peasent outfit.
Youko: Exactly what the girl is wearing. Change into this and enjoy the tent while your in it. Ill be back in 30 minutes.
Great. Now I match the girl. Just like drones at school in Japan in the ningenkai. What is he going to make me do first. I have a feeling Kuronue will be my "master."
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Youko: Now this time I was in character.
Seri: Your welcome.
Kuronue: Did you hear him say thank you?
Seri: If your fan wasnt here, I would kill you.
Youko: Well fans, review or we will kill you.
