Snake:Hey, thanks for R&R!!! I thank you all!!! And Grey Fox remember!!! If you come ten feet closer armed solidiers will swoop down and beat you senceless!!!

Grey Fox:Lets just see these 'armed soldiers'!!!

All of a sudden the real Solid Snake, Fat Albert, and Goku swooped down in body armor packin' heat, meaning large bats and ran up to Grey Fox and beat him senceless. After the beating they swooped back up to they're posts.
Grey Fox bleeding very badly:I'll have some rations now!

Snake:Sorry! We're all out! Your gonna have to do it the old fashioned way!!! HELGA!!!!

Some hairy sweetish chick comes and picks up Grey Fox's bleebing and broken body and threw him over her shoulder breaking more of his bones:Oon Helga here to oon give Grey Boy oon cacktis rub....

Helga walks off with Grey Fox screaming like a girl...

Snake:Thanks Helga!!! Any way, thank you Doggydude for giving me that Master Roshi idea!!! All the credit goes to you for that idea!!! Not me!!! YOU!!!! Okay now thats done. Lets start!!!
Phones can be bad for your health

Chapter 6:Master Roshi

I do not own any thing
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Goten got a change in clothes and looked at Trunks, who was now putting bandages around his sides.

"What happened to you?" asked Goten.

"I was laughing too hard and my sides started bleeding...." said trunks.

"Ya know, this spreding horror thing isnt working too well. So far the only horror that was caused by us was when my dad got hit by a meatloaf, Krillin's getting beat up by now, Gohan guned down that candy guy!!!! HOW WILL WE GET OUR CANDY NOW?!?!" yelled Goten.

"Look! We can black mail my dad and Gohan!!! Or we tell every one what they do in they're free time!!!" yelled Trunks.

"Oooookay.... Hey! lets check if Gohan got our letter!!!" yelled Goten going over to a small TV.

"Yeah. With that hidden camrea we can see the look on Gohans face!!!!" yelled Trunks activating the camrea. The screen showed the inside of a mailbox. The door of the mailbox opened and Gohan took the mail out and looked threw it before he came to a paper.

Gohan read the paper as his eyes grew large and scared. Gohan quickly ran inside as he thought it was an enemy.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Goten but Trunks was crying because his wounds opened and he started bleeding.

"THE LIFE I LIVE SAD!!!" cried Trunks.

"You remind me of smelly Roshi." said Goten.

"Why?" asked Trunks.

"He says that every time he gets turned down by a woman....." said Goten.

"Ohhh, that gives me an idea!" said Trunks.

(A/N:This prank your about to read is Doggydudes idea!!! I just wanted to remind you!!! When you review this chapter thank Doggydude for the idea)

"Lets call Roshi!!!" yelled Trunks picking up the phone and calling Roshi's number that was 1-800-GETADATEWITHROSHI.

RING! RING!

Roshi was reading his 'magazines'...... Like always! When he heard the his phone line. Krillin ran off when 'Albert' got out of his ropes and followed Krillin.

" heeeelllllloooo?" asked Roshi ni his sexyest voice he could muster up....... But in reality he sounded like my dog barfing...

Trunks put on a fake girl voice.

"Hello? Is this Master Roshi?" asked Trunks.

"Why yes this is." said Roshi thinking he's finally gonna get a date.

"Well, I'm Ms. Iamveryhotandlikeoldpeople and I think we should get to know each other. The poster that you put around town says you like getting drunk on prun juice, 'reading', and hot women." said Trunks.

"Thats right!!!" yelled Roshi picking out his golden turtle shell, thinking he's got a date all ready.

"Yes, maybe we should meet at...... 123 fake street..." said Trunks.

"Wasnt someone murdered there? Some blonde psycho guned down a candy guy screaming some thing about his wife being held hostege....." said Roshi.

"Oh, its nothing you couldnt handle. it says on your poster that you the WMAT one time..." said Trunks trying not to bleed-errr laugh.

"YEAH!!! THATS RIGHT!!! I AM THE STRONGEST PERSON ALIVE!!! I WAS ONE THAT REALLY KILLED HITLER!!!" yelled Roshi.

Just then the TV that was one had breaking news.

"This just in! Some fruit dressed as Adolf Hitler is running around screaming "I am Adolf Hitler" and I just have to say.....Who would be so evil to dress up a Hitler!!! I am now going to beat the guy senceless!!!!" yelled kent brockmen picking up a bat and chaceing Hitler-errr Piccolo.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!! HE'S COME BACK TO HAUNT ME!!!" cried Roshi.

"Well, how 'bout we meet at 123 fake street in an hour." said Trunks in his fake girl voice.

"Yeah!!! Okay!!! I'll see ya there!!!" yelled Roshi.

"Bye.." said Trunks.

Roshi hung up in a hurry to get ready.

"Yeah, old freak!!!!!!" yelled Trunks laughing.

"That was great Trunks!" said Goten.

"But we're not done yet!" dieling another number.

"Who are you calling?" asked Goten.

"You'll see..." said Trunks.

"Hello, this is the large, hairy women line where you can oder larg, hairy women to go on a date with. How may I help you?" asked the woman.

"Yes, I am a verrrrrrrry lonely old guy and I would like to oder the largest, hairest woman you have. But ship her to 123 fake street within an hour..." said Trunks.

"Yes, sir." said the woman.

"And if you see an old guy with a turtle shell on his back make him pay." said Trunks.

"Thank you for using the LHW line. Good bye." said the woman hanging up.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH!!!! UH OH!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!!!!!" cried Trunks as he bled...


TBC
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Please R&R!!! And a thank you for Doggydude!!! Thanks to your idea Roshi will get a BIG suprise!!! Next time on PCBBFYH the boys will call....Yamcha:)