Snake:Hello!!! Welcome to chapter 7!!! And this chapter idea is another one of Doggydudes idea!!!

Grey Fox:Yup.

Snake:Great idea Doggydude!!!

Grey fox:Yup!!!

Snake:Thank you for your idea!!! And remember, when you review dont say I had a good idea!!!!!!!!! Its Doggydudes idea!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont want to be like Hercule_!!!

Grey Fox:Dont we all......
Phones can be bad for your health

Chapter 7:Yamcha

I do not own any thing
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After patching up his sides Trunks stopped bleeding.

"Trunks are you okay? You lost a lot of blood!" said Goten.

"No....I'm....fine..." said Trunks.

He passes out from blood loss.

"Ahhh, sleepin' like a baby...." said Goten.

"......I'll ruin his family!!!" yelled Goten running over to phone.

At Yamcha's, Yamcha was fixing his Bulma shrine and was dressed like a shaman.

He got up and started chanting and dancing.

'This will bring her back!' thought Yamcha as he did his little vodo dance.

RING! RING!

"Darn!!! Now I'll have to do it over again!!!" yelled Yamcha stomping over to the phone.

RING! RING!

"I COMING!!!" yelled Yamcha and picked up the phone.

"What do you want?!?!" yelled Yamcha.

"Yamcha?" asked Goten in a very bad voice of Bulma, but Yamcha seemed to not notice.

"Bulma?!?!" yelled Yamcha.

"Heey..." said Goten.

'Act cool!!!' thought Yamcha.

"So, why you calling?" asked Yamcha trying his best to sound hot and sexy.

"Well..... Oh, I just cant keep this up!!! I love you more then..................... My feet!!!" yelled Goten.

"Really?!" yelled Yamcha.

"Yes!!! I never loved that poopy-head Vegeta!!!" yelled Goten.

"Double really?!" yelled Yamcha.

"YES!!!" yelled Goten.

"Tripple really?!" yelled Yamcha.

"....YES!!!!" yelled Goten.

"Can I get that on tape?" asked Yamcha holding up a tape recorder.

"YES!!!! i LOVE YOU MORE THEN MY FEET!!!! YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE THAT BRIGHTENS MY MORING!!! OKAY?!?!" yelled Goten.

'This guy IS really obsessed....' thought Goten.

"Sweet!!! I'm mean.... I knew you'd come back!!! No one can resist my charm!!!" yelled Yamcha.

"...Right.... Any way!!! You must prove yourselve worthy!!!" yelled Goten.

"What?!?! I'll do any thing!!!" yelled Yamcha.

"1:Fly to englind and moon the Queen!!!" yelled Bulma.

"What?!" yelled Yamcha.

"2:Go and watch every episode of Fat Albert and say "Hey, hey, hey" to the president!!!" yelled Goten.

"....Okay?" said Yamcha.

"3:Go scream "Onk, onk! I smell baken!!" to Vegeta!!!" yelled Goten.

"O-okay..." said Yamcha.

"4:Pay Goten and trunks 10 thousand doller!!!" yelled Goten.

"...Why?" asked Yamcha.

"Dont question me!!!" yelled Goten.

"SORRY!!!" yelled Yamcha.

"Now go!!" yelled Goten.

"Right!!!" yelled Yamcha jumping out his two story apartment.

Five minutes later Yamcha is in englind and flying towrards the Queens house...

He lands front of her.

"What is the meaning of this?!?!" yelled a surprised Queen.

"Sorry!! I dont really mean to do this! But I'm doing it in the name of love!!!" yelled Yamcha bending over and pulling his pants dow nt reveal his hiney.

"Attack!!!" yelled the Queen.

All of a sudden Gaurds come out and beat Yamcha senceless.....how they ever hurt him, we may never know....

Ten minutes later...

"AND DONT COME BACK!!!!" yelled a gaurd throwing Yamcha out the window.

"OW!" yelled Yamcha as he landed on the ground and got up.

"Okay, that done now...." said Yamcha rubbing his black eye.

"Now, to watch all the episodes of Fat Albert..." said Yamcha going to the store anf buying all their Fat Albert videos.

24 hours later....

"GOD!!! That show was disturbing!!!" yelled Yamcha as he was gonna have nightmares of lard and a big fat kid say "Hey, hey, hey!"

"Now to go to the US!!!" yelled Yamcha flying to the white house.

Five minutes later he lands in thw white house.

"Hey, Bush! Hey, hey, hey!!!" yelled Yamcha.

"Oh no!!! Its a Fat Albert terrorist!!! Get him!!!" yelled President Bush.

Secret service agents beat Yamcha senceless....again.

They threw him out the window.

"OWW!!!" screamed Yamcha as he hit the ground.

"Now... Number 3..." said Yamcha as he senced Vegeta and flew towards him.

Vegeta was still looking for his newly wed wife.

"I must find her!" said Vegeta.

Yamcha Flew in front of Vegeta.

"What do you want?!?!" yelled Vegeta.

"Onk, onk! I smell baken!!!" yelled Yamcha.

"WHAT?!?! I"LL KILL YOU!!!!!" yelled Vegeta.

Vegeta beat Yamcha senceless.....again!!!

Vegeta stomped off to find his bride.

"Owwww...." said Yamcha getting up and flying to Capsule Corp.

He landed and threw 10 thousand dollors in the window.

"Good... I'm not hurt...." said Yamcha.

And for no apparent reason a meteor came flying out of the sky and plowing Yamcha into the ground.

"Owww...." said Yamcha flying back to his apartment.

"...It was worth it..." said Yamcha dressing up him a tuxedo and flying towards Capsule Corp. And at the same time Vegeta was flying home......

At the Son house Goten was having a laughing fit.

"Wha....??" asked Trunks waking up.

"Oh, hey." said Goten calming down.

"Hey, who'd you call?" asked Trunks.

"Jay and Silent Bob...." lied Goten.

"Oh, ok, I thought that you called one of my moms former boyfriends and told him that she loved him andhe went to my house and met my dad and my dad beat him senceless and thought my mom was cheating on him." said Trunks.

"I wouldnt do that!" said Goten.......
TBC
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Snake:Thanks for the idea Doggydude!!!! R & R!!!! Bye!!