Snake:Hello!!! Welcome to chapter 8!!!! I forgot to tell ya' all last chapter I was gonna do DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!! Raditz!!! I bet you didnt see that comin'.... Any way! Lets start!!!
Phones Can Be Bad For Your Health

Chapter 8:Raditz

I do not own any thing
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A few minutes later Trunks was fully healed and was almost able to walk straight!

"Hey... Whats this?" asked Trunks picking up a phone book that said "After life phone numbers".

"Convenient!!!!" yelled both boys.

"What is your family doing with this?" asked Trunks.

"Dad talks to his dad." said Goten.

"Oh.... Didnt you have family members in hell?" asked Trunks.

"Yeah, plenty!!! For a good family the rest of our family are messed up..." said Goten.

"Lets see...." said Trunks flipping threw the pages and came to the S's and looked for the Sons.

"Sons of Libery.....Son of God...... Aha! Here it is! The Son family!!!" said Trunks.

"Turlis Son..... Bardock Son...... Grampa Son..... Raditz Son..." said Trunks.

"Well, lets pick one." said Goten.

"Okay. How 'bout Raditz?" asked Trunks.

"Why?" asked Goten.

"I dont know! It feels like someone just told me too and is controling every thing I do..." said Trunks.

(A/N:XD)

"Yeah, me too...." said Goten.

".....Any way.... Lets call him!!!" yelled Trunks picking up the phone and dialed the number.

RING! RING!

"Hello?" asked Raditz picking up the private phone he had in his cell.

"Hello Neo...." said Trunks in a deep voice.

"Who is this?" asked Raditz.

"You know who it is Neo...." said Trunks.

"And you are...?" asked Raditz.

"I want to tell you about the Matrix." said Trunks.

"Okay, I'm hanging up!!!" yelled Raditz.

"Wait, we dont have to talk about the Matrix! We can talk about Sports, girls, cars, the Matrix!" said Trunks.

"Look! If your trying to sell me some thing I wont buy!!! Besides! I've already bought the Meat Loaf Security System!!!" yelled Raditz hanging up.

"He didnt fall for the Matrix thing..." said Trunks.

"Here, let me try!" said Goten taking the phone and pressing redial.

RING! RING!

"Hello?" asked Raditz.

"Bond, is that you?" asked Goten in a heavy English accent.

"Who?" asked Raditz.

"Bond!!! Watch out!!! The room is bugged! Dont talk!! We must talk with tap dancing!" said Goten as he did a tap with his shoe.

(A/N:~CODE~ This means tap dancing code.)

~Who are you?!~ tapped Raditz.

~Bond, listen closly! Your on a secret mission!~ tapped Goten.

~But I'm in hell....~ tapped Raditz.

~Thats what I wanted you to think!!! We erased your memory and made you get killed to get to hell!~ tapped Goten.

~Oooookay...~ tapped Raditz.

~Call me chief!~ tapped Goten.

~Okay, chief...~ tapped Raditz.

"Are you trying to hit on me via the phone?!?!" yelled Goten.

~What?! No!!!~ tapped Raditz.

"You can talk again, we found the bug." said Goten.

"Where was it?" asked Raditz.

"It was eating your pie." said Goten.

"....For the last time! Who are you?!" yelled Raditz.

"....I know what you did last Summer..." said Goten.

"What!?!?!" yelled Raditz.

"....And I dont care..." said Goten.

"...W-who are you?!?!" yelled Raditz really freaked out.

".....*Breath*I am your father!!!" yelled Goten sounding like Darth Vader.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" yelled Raditz.

"Come to the dark side!!! It is your destiny!!! You must join me, we will rule the universe as Anonymous Caller and son!!!" yelled Goten.

"No! I'll never join you!!! NEVER!!!!" yelled Raditz.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Goten.

"Whats wrong chief?!" yelled Raditz.

"STOP HITING ON ME VIA THE PHONE!!!!" yelled Goten.

"But I wasnt!!! Now, whats wrong?" asked Raditz.

"...Blue is virus, green is anti-virus..." said Goten.

"....What?" asked Raditz.

"WATCH OUT!!! THE MEATLOAF PEOPLE ARE ATTACKING EARTH AND THE AFTER LIFE!!!" yelled Goten.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Good thing I got a MLSS!!!" yelled Raditz.

"Then activate it man!!! We dont have much time left!!!" yelled Goten.

Raditz plugs it in. giant laser shoots out of it blowing his cell apart.

"......Cooooooooool!" yelled Raditz.

"Sorry, I got to go!!! I'm free!!!" yelled Raditz running away as two Orgs gave chace.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed the two boys.

"I HAHAHAHA!! Cant HAHAHAHA Breath HAHA!!" yelled Trunks.

"Passing out..." said Goten passing out.

"Hey, wait for meeeeeee..." said Trunks passing out.
TBC
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Snake:Hey, all!!! Please R & R!!! I hope you liked it!!! Well, next chapter will have....... Ummmm, how 'bout you vote for the person!!! Here is the selection:

1:Hercule.
2:Dende.
3:Supreme Kai.

Snake:Who ever gets the most votes will be in chapter 9!!! Peace!