Snake:I'm awfully sorry for the wait!!! Really I am! Please dont kill me!!! I've been really busy!

Grey Fox:Yeah, right busy... More like playing Counter-Strike and Devil May Cry too much....

Snake:Quiet you!!!

Snake pulls out the ever great baseball bat and smashes Fox into the ground...again.

Grey Fox:I..hate...you...

Snake:Like I was saying, I'm very sorry!!! Dont worry I'm not gonna give up on this fic as long as you readers dont. Just keep reviewing and I'll keep on writin'!!! BTW, Hercule is the winner!!! Now lets begin the torture of The Very Stupid Hurcule!!! Who I think ripped off that name from Hercules!!! Now on with the fic!!!
Phones Can Be Bad For Your Health

Chapter 9:Hercule

I do NOT own anything
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Goten and Trunks were still passed out as they lay there. Until there was a ring from the phone....

On the other line noneother then Hercule was calling... Screaming things about "That punk that merried my daughter is a complete nutcase!!!"....as he probally saw the news of Gohan having a shoot-out with the cops....more like a ki blast to gun shoot-out...

Goten and Trunks slowly wakeup. They looked around and heard the phone calling.

"Goten, pick up the phone!" Yelled Trunks.

"Okay..." Said Goten with the same look from before, you know, the 'I'll do anything and verything that I'm not supposed to do' look.

"Snap out of it!" Yelled Trunks smacking him.

"What?!?! TRUNKS!!! THE PHONES RINGING!!!! WE DIDNT COUNT ON THAT HAPPENING!!! WE'RE SCREWED!!! WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!! GAME OVER MAN!!! GAME OVER!!!!" Yelled Goten.

"GOTEN!!!!!!" Yelled Trunks smacking his friend as hard as he could.

"T-Trunks? Sorry, man... Its just....we're fighting a war.... A war that we might not win..." Said Goten.

"....What in Kami's name have you been smoking?!?!?!" Yelled Trunks.

"I'm not smoking anything.... But I did watch the War Movie Marathon..." Said Goten.

"...Never mind..." Said Trunks picking up the phone.

"Hello?" Asked Trunks disguising his voice.

"Hello?" Asked Hercule.

'AHH! Its the that Mr. Satan guy!!!... Hey that gives me an idea!!!" Yelled Trunks.

"Uh, sorry, you've got the wrong number!!!" Yelled Trunks hanging up.

Hurcule looked confused at the phone, and hung the the phone up.

Trunks quickly redieled the number.

Hercule picked up the phone, "Hello?" Asked Hercule.

"Hello...." Said Trunks in a very evil voice.

"W-who is this?" Asked Hercule.

"You know who it is..." Said Trunks.

"W-w-who?!" Asked Hercule.

"Your....Grandmother...." Said Trunks as dramatic as possible.

"AHHH!!!" Screamed Hercule.

"Shut up sonny boy!!!" Yelled Trunks in a old scary voice...

"What do you want from me?!?!" Yelled Hercule.

"I know what you did last summer nine years ago.... You know.... Nine years.... Ring a bell...." Said Trunks.

"AHHHH!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!??!?!" Yelled Hercule.

"Ummm, I was, uhh, on the 'Smokie and The Bandit' tour. Which happened to be right next to the Cell Games... I saw what happened.....and I met the Bandit...." Said Trunks.

"AHHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE BANDIT!!!" Screamed Hercule.

"And I got to ride in Smokie...." Said Trunks.

"AHHHHHH!!!!!! THE BURT REYNOLDS HORROR!!!" Screamed Hercule.

(A/N:Burt Reynolds played Bandit in the movie 'Smokie and The Bandit'.)

"And theres more I know.... You never visit me!!! I'm an old woman withering away and has only the company of her MeatLoafSecuritySystem!!! You Awful man!!!" Yelled Trunks.

"*Crys*I'm sorry!!! I'll do anything!!!" Yelled Hercule.

"Goody!!! First turn off you security System to your Mansion!" Yelled Trunks

"B-but my enemys will try to kill me!!!" Yelled Hercule.

"DO IT NOW OR FACE MY FEET!!!!" Yelled Trunks.

"OKAY! OKAY!!" Yelled Hercule turning off the Security System.

A few minutes pass.... All of a sudden a car drives by and stops in front of Hercule's Mansion... All of a sudden five or six migdets jump out of the car with Thompson machine guns. And they were dressed like gangsters.

"Lets smoke this foo'!!!" Yelled one migdet in a high pitch voice.

They all start firing, destroying most of Herc's house.

"AHHHH!!! Its the dreaded migdet gang!!!" Screamed Hercule.

All of a sudden the door to the car opens and out steps there leader... Gary Colman!!! Dressed as a Gangster toting a 30mm Gatling Gun...

"This is for all my Homes you made fun of!!!" Yelled Gary shooting a bagillion rounds at the house tearing it apart more...

"I didnt make fun of anyone!!!" Yelled Hercule from his hiding spot behind the couch...

"...What'ch you talkin' Hercule?" Asked Gary Colman.

"I'm not talkin' 'bout nothin' nice man with the gun!!!" Yelled Hercule.

"Lets go..." Said Gary as they all got back in there cars and drove off.

"Whew..." Said Hercule.

Hercule picked up the phone.

"Hello? Grandma?" Asked Hercule.

"I'm still here..." Said trunks.

"Okay, what else do i have to do?" Asked hercule.

"Pick a fight with a Pickle Boy!!!" Said Trunks.

"...Okay..." said hercule opening the window and shouting at a guy carriering a tray of pickles.

"Hey you!!! Pickle Boy!!! Come here so I can kick you skinny pickle butt!!!" Yelled Hercule.

Pickle Boy looked at Hercule and had a look of hatred on his face, he took one of his pickles and threw it at Hercule, hitting his face. Hercule fell to the ground screaming, holding his eye.

"AHHHHH!!!! My eye!!!! It burns with pickle juice!!!" Screamed Hercule.

Trunks was giggling like a little school girl.

"Now! Go start a parade for big stupid people who have afros that tap dance all night long to disco music!!!" Yelled Trunks.

"Okay Granda!!!" Yelled Hercule running away down the street....

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Choke**Choke*HAHAHA!!!" Laughed Trunks while Goten ran around screaming "Game over man! Game over!"

All of a sudden a bright light flashed around them. When the light disappeared a time machine much like Future Trunks' was in the middle of the room... A little girl with black hair and blue eyes with a bandana around her head jumped out of the time machine.

"Who are you?!" Yelled Trunks.

"See! I told man!!! GAME OVER!!!!" Yelled Goten.

"I'm from the future!!! My time is in grave danger!!! I need the help from someone called Goku!!!" Yelled the mystery girl.

"....Want to do prank phone calls with us?" Asked Trunks conpletly oblivious to the danger the girl just spoke about.

"Sure!!! I think everyone can hold out for a few more hours!!!" Yelled the girl.

"Whats your name?" Asked Trunks.

"Pan, whats yours?" Asked Pan.

"Trunks, and that guy over there screaming "game over man" is Goten." Said Trunks.

"Wow! I know a Trunks and Goten in my time but there a lot older!!" Yelled Pan.

"Hey, you want to try a prank phone call?" Asked Trunks.

"Sure!!!" Yelled Pan grabbing the phone....

TBC
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Snake:Heh, heh. Hey! Come on!!! This just cant be a good fanfic without Pan!!! Now the duo is a trio!!! You know the old saying "Three heads are better then two!!!" Or in this case "Three heads are funnier then two!!!"

Grey Fox:It stinks!!!! This story has no plot!!! Why would Pan be coming from the future?!

Snake:...Lets just say in some alternete future DBGT never happened and evil Buu, Cell, and Freiza come back super strong and destroying every thing. Blah, blah Goku dies, blah blah, They send Pan back to get Goku's help... You know what? Leave it to your imagination!!! And please dont flame me if you think its stupid!!! Okay, next chapter Pan makes a prank phone call!!! Heres a voting list for the next victem:
1.Bulma
2.Supreme Kai
3.King Kai

Snake:Thank you all for reading!!! Please Review!!!! Peace! I'm out!!!